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Who the fuck are you?

Kali. yet again.

Why the hell do you want to play here?

do I still need to fill out this section, seeing it's been less than 24 hours since I last justified my reasoning :P
...
fine, I suppose, because of reasons. happy?

What other roleplays have you been a part of?

" "

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?

Ferro Maljinn from The First Law. cause if anything we need more insanely powerful, bitter, revenge obsessed women at the moment.

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Ferro is an ex slave, who mutilated herself in order to escape her owners. she has never known true friendship and hates staying in any one place for too long, for fear she may become emotionally attached. to avoid this, she actively hates everyone she meets, although that only escalates to agression if they attack first. and good luck to them if they do attack, cause they're gonna need it.

she is demonborn, meaning she has a demonic bloodline that gives her some supernatural abilities, namingly insanely fast reflexes and demonic eyes that allow her to see in pitch black and see as far as a man using a telescope.

these powers combined make her one of the deadliest shots in the world with a bow, an expert infiltrator and she is a highly skilled swordswoman too. truly an asset to anyone and everyone she allies herself with. so, no-one but herself then, mostly.

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[Ferro doesn’t recognise this place. She leaps to her feet almost silently, simultaneously notching an arrow on her drawstring in one smooth graceful movement. This is not where she went to sleep. Magic is probably involved. Ferro Maljinn hates magic. And the only thing Ferro Maljinn hates more than magic is not knowing where she is. Unfamiliar territory grants the enemy the advantage. That means death for lesser men. Weaker men. Always. And yet she is still alive to tell the tale. Or she would, but Ferro Maljinn hates telling tales, almost as much as she hates magic.]

[In a way, she’s glad this happened. She was getting too comfortable back home, feeling too safe, getting sloppy. For one thing, she had actually decided to call a place home. Ferro Maljinn has no home. And she never will. Now she’s back in harms way, just the way she likes it.]

[She scans the horizon quicker than any human eyes would be capable of. Her yellow, sulfurous eyes however, take in every minute detail. No sign of... well, anything. The only thing Ferro Maljinn hates more than when there are people trying to kill her, is when there are no people trying to kill her. She replaces the arrow in her quiver and drops her bow to her side, setting off running towards higher ground]

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Who the fuck are you? Bozza again. Hey :)

Why the hell do you want to play here? Because it is fun. And Another character to RP as

What other roleplays have you been a part of? This, as Gamzee. For a very short time though.

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Wario.

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Never RPed Wario before, but he is a greedy little man, who can easily eat through a ten course banquet, and still have room for dessert. He is rather good at most odd jobs that can be found around, with skills varying from being a doctor, to flying planes, and again to racing karts. He is a decent fighter, and can often be found signed up to vicious brawls in which a variety of weapons can be used.
He can easily hatch money grabbing schemes at a moments notice, but most of the schemes fall through, due to thAT BASTARD MARIO AND HIS CONNIVING MUSHROOMS.

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[Wario pulls himself off of his feet, and looks around, wondering what sort of world the warp pipe had led him to. It didn't really matter, as he had survived in worse conditions, and come across many tough enemies. What did matter was the amount of gold coins that he could accumulate.]

Wah! Not a soul to be seen. well then, I guess I better start looking for the exit pipe. Saying that, I don't recall ever entering one recently. Wah. Some food would be good as well.

[With thoughts of money and food on his mind, Wario walks off into the horizon]

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Who the fuck are you? Bozza Again again.

Why the hell do you want to play here? For the fun of it.

What other roleplays have you been a part of? None, other than here, as Gamzee.

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Blake Belladonna.

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Nope. Blake Belladonna is one of the lead characters in the anime (? I'm going to call it that, though some people dispute it) RWBY. Blake is a Faunus, a humanoid race, with traits of animals. In Blake's case, this presents itself in the form of cat ears, and amber eyes, as well as a preference for fish. She wears mainly black, and usually covers her ears with a bow, as Faunus are often discriminated against.
She used to be part of a Faunus rights movement, called 'The White Fang', however she ran away from them when they started becoming aggressive towards humans.
Her weapon of choice is the Gambol Shroud. When holstered, it is used as a cleaver. When unholstered, it is dual wielded with the sheath used as a blade, and the pistol used as, well, a pistol. The pistol can convert into a sword, and is attached to a black ribbon, allowing Blake to make surprise attacks at considerable range.
Blake's aura semblance grants her the power to create shadow clones in her nearby vicinity, which have some physical substance to them. These can be used to evade attacks, reach higher places, and generally confuse enemies.

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Ow. My head. Where is this? Hide! Quick!

[Blake darts under the cover of a nearby rocky outcrop, moving almost faster than the eye can see.]

Right. First off, is there anyone around? No? Okay. Any sign of the rest of RWBY? No. Any buildings? No. This definitely isn't vale. How did I get here. I was so close to finding out more about Torchwick.

where was I last.. In the library? No, I definitely left there. AGH I let my guard down! I was so close! Who did this, why am I here? No.. No. Stay calm. Breathe... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10... and release.

[A dangerous glint enters the Faunus' eyes as she exhales.]

Right. Let's go find someone...

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Who the fuck are you?

Kali. nuff said.

Why the hell do you want to play here?

I already do. I've always been here.... DUN DUN DUN

What other roleplays have you been a part of?

this.

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?

P.I. Philip Marlowe from the Raymond Chandler novel series of the same name

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Marlowe is the original grizzled detective. He's been married before, but not for long. He was a police officer once, but not any more. He's developed a heavy addiction to Scotch, Cigarettes and women, all of the cheap variety.

He doesn't pull his punches and he's not afraid to tell it how it is. He's got a soft spot for a dame in need and an even softer spot for a mystery in need of solving (as long as there's some money to be made). He's done some things he regrets in the name of making a little money and he'll do some more things he'll regret before his race is run.

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[Marlowe is face down in a ditch and not particularly surprised about it. He picks himself up, dusts himself off and takes a look around]

. Must have drunk too much scotch last night. Or judging by my pounding headache, not nearly enough. For once I take chance on a nice girl, dress up fancy, take her to the least sleazy bar I know and look what it gets me. Lost, alone, nursing one hell of a headache. Just goes to show – easy women are bad for your health, but nice girls, they’ll kill you. Speaking of bad for your health...

[He reaches into his top pocket and is relieved to find his cigarettes and lighter still there. They’re a cheap knock-off brand, the type they only sell in the shady Korean stores from the wrong side of the street. They’re really rough on the throat and taste acrid, but they take the edge off his headache. Almost.]

well wherever this is, it aint bay city. And this is far from the first time I’ve woken up in a place I don’t know where. Can’t stay here, that’s for sure. Got phone calls not to answer and rent bills not to pay.

[He sets off in the direction of the sound of people. People means anwers.]

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Who the fuck are you?

Kali.

Why the hell do you want to play here?

I'm running a scientific experiment on the effects of multiple personality disorder and this is the closest thing I have to a testing group that doesn't require some form of "Medical Licence", whatever that is.

What other roleplays have you been a part of?

This.

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?

Rocket Raccoon. Bozza has expressed an interest in collaborating with me and playing Groot and I wanna retire Castiel cause he's boring out of context.

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.

Rocket is the result of genetic experimentation to create a superintelligent animal hybrid. He is a tactical genius, an expert pilot, a dab hand with a bazooka and a multi-world renowned escape artist.

He can often be found somewhere he shouldn't be with his favourite shrub/ best friend Groot.

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[Rocket wakes up, pinned under Groot's shoulder]

Hey! Hey! Miss Twiggy, do you mind not breaking my sternum please?

[He pushes himself out from under Groot, who is still waking up and climbs on top of him to get a better vantage of his surroundings. It doesn't get him much of a height advantage but when you're 4 foot, you take what you can get.]

Ugh... What the fuck is this palce?

"I am Groot"

Well, no manure miss marple. If you dont got nothing useful to say, just dont speak ok? I'm thinking.

Oh, ok, come on buddy, I didn't mean it. look, let's just get moving maybe there's someone else in this shithole of a planet we can talk to and or rob. come on, up, get on your roots big guy.

[They set off, Rocket on his usual perch on groot's right shoulder.]

"I am Groot"

Yeah, yeah, sleep it off later big guy...

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Who the fuck are you?
Tis I, Bozza Notrombo

Why the hell do you want to play here? Same reasons as before.

What other roleplays have you been a part of? Only here.

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Groot.

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Groot. A living tree. A Flora Clossus to be precise. Born from an 'Enobled Sap-line' Groot is gifted with quasi-dimensional super-positional engineering talent. Groot did not get along well with the other saplings while he was young, and preferred the company of the 'maintenance mammals'. He was exiled for killing another sapling after it beat up one of the maintenance mammals. He has formed a strong bond with Rocket Raccoon, who can understand some of the language he speaks. He does actually say stuff, it's just that his vocal chords can't make much other noise than something that sounds like 'I am Groot'

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[Groot wakes up to feel an urgent scrabbling under his left shoulder, and a voice call out]

"Hey! Hey! Miss Twiggy, do you mind not breaking my sternum please?"

[Groot is still groggy, and slowly starts to sit himself upright, limbs creaking as they are set in motion after lying dormant for a while. Rocket raccoons voice appears by his ear]

"Ugh... What the fuck is this place?"

I am Groot (I don't know, Why the hell would I know?)

"Well, no manure miss marple. If you don't got nothing useful to say, just don't speak ok? I'm thinking."

[Groot sits himself up and turns his head to his other shoulder, and pouts as much as his wooden face will allow, away from the raccoon]

"Oh, ok, come on buddy, I didn't mean it. Look, Let's just get moving maybe there's something else in this shithole of a planet we can talk to and or rob."

[The Colossus starts to stand himself slowly upright.]

"Come on, up, get on your roots big guy."

[The ent stands fully upright, with the raccoon clinging to his accustomed shoulder.]

I am Groot (My head hurts.)

"Yeah, yeah, sleep it off later big guy."
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I wonder how we did get here, I don't feel any of the side effects of quantum dislocation, and I know we weren't messing about with any other teleporters. It could have been a trans-dimensional rift, we don't have any information on the effects of those though. No one ever comes back from those.

I am Groot. (I think it might have been a trans-dimensional rift)

"Yeah yeah. It could have been that. But what dimension?"

I am Groot. (I hope for our survivals sake it is not Earth-2149)

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Who the fuck are you? No. I mean Squid

Why the hell do you want to play here? I have too much free time

What other roleplays have you been a part of? Luceti, The Box, Sixwordstories, wayswithwords, Discedo I could go on

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider

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http://sixwordstories.dreamwidth.org/69859522.html?view=4340001730&posted=1#cmt4340001730

http://wayswithwords.dreamwidth.org/1360598.html?thread=78916054#cmt78916054

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"... Shit." Where was this? Where was this? This was not Texas. Was that a crayon cat? Yes that was a crayon cat. Okay no seriously where the fuck was this?

... At least he had his bike.

"Is there a payphone, at least?" He nudged a green crayon by his foot. ... Yeah like he was going to draw a payphone he's not that desperate.

...

And three hours later that is Johnny Blaze drawing a payphone desperately. Because even in crayon, he can't afford an iphone.

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Who the fuck are you?
I'm Jayde, okay, whot he fuck are you!?!?
Why the hell do you want to play here?
Because it seemed cool, and I like to overload my schedule with random fun stuff! Don't judge me!
What other roleplays have you been a part of?
Random stuff - freeform, fate, warhammer, dread…pretty random tbh
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Willow Rosenberg
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Yep! Um, I have done a lot of freeform rpg via however I could manage because it's awesome. Also a lot of tabletop stuff.

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Willow sat up and looked around, staring at the new world around her. "Huh…I don't think I did a spell in my sleep, but it has been known to happen, there were several recorded cases-" she cut herself off with a sudden shake of her head, standing up and brushing the dust off her clothes. She closed her eyes, took a deep breath, and tried a location spell. The result sent her reeling back into a sitting position, emitting a muffled exclamation as she did so. "I'm in a different world…" she said this with a certain degree of fear, but her tone was dominated by one of wonder and pure curiosity. "That's…incredible, I've never seen anything like this before! The sheer power involved in a world-transfer would have to mean a demonic or supernatural force of some kind - but the fact I'm aware of the change…I didn't wish anything in the presence of a vengeance demon…" she paused to look around, and crossed her arms sulkily. "Where is Giles and his library when you need him!"

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Who the fuck are you? sup its squid again

Why the hell do you want to play here? Because one skeleton is never enough skeletons

What other roleplays have you been a part of? I told you before, go look it up. also here

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Lewis, from the much acclaimed video Mystery Skulls: Ghost

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http://fabulae-victoriana.dreamwidth.org/45190.html?view=2855814&posted=1#cmt2855814
http://bakerstreet.dreamwidth.org/2168878.html?thread=1144763694#cmt1144763694
http://sixwordstories.dreamwidth.org/69888912.html?view=4340998800&posted=1#cmt4340998800

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... Hello? This isn't... Where is everyone? Hello?

[This is definitely not his house and that is definitely not his crudely drawn skelecat staring at him with its sad, hollow eyes.

He floats away from the dead animal a little, giving it a long, strange look before returning to his search for possible... anyone. Just anyone, anyone at all.]

Where did the house go...

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Who the fuck are you?

I am D-Ballz, also known by some as Jason!

Why the hell do you want to play here?

I joined a random roleplay last night, and got told to join. By about 5 people at once.

What other roleplays have you been a part of?

I've been in a lot. Like, a LOT. I couldn't begin to name them all, but I used to do e-fedding, and started off with a combat based Dragon Ball Z roleplay.

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?

The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home, from Welcome to Night Vale

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I roleplayed her last night, in some sort of sexdice based roleplay, which was interesting... Got told she was pretty much spot on, so I guess that counts?

Either way, the Faceless Old Woman is an old woman without a face. She secretly lives in your home. She's touching your neck right now...

You smell nice.

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[The faceless Old Woman looks around at her surroundings. If she had eyes, they would be darting back and forth between the unfamiliar locations and items in those unfamiliar locations. She seems... Lost. Somehow. She is almost never lost, and yet, here she is.]

This is strange. I haven't been here before. How have I not been here before? I have been everywhere. But not here... This is making me nervous.

[The Faceless Old Woman stays where she is, for now. Nobody can quite see her, which is good. She isn't used to people being able to see her clearly. That would just add more layers onto the ever-increasing anxiety. That wouldn't be good. She glances around, her not-eyes seeing everything, yet taking in nothing.]

I think... I'm too nervous for this. I need to calm down.

[She begins her calming ritual, by finding a nearby cupboard and filling it with woodlice.]

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Who the fuck are you? ELMO

Why the hell do you want to play here? I AM AS I HAVE EVER BEEN AND EVER SHALL BE.

What other roleplays have you been a part of? FUCK YOU, YOU KNOW THIS.

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Boromir, please.

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them. I could c/p from Sexdice. That's my credentials. This is your fault.

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Boromir woke up. That was more than passing strange, as he had not gone to some temporary sleep when last he'd closed his eyes-- he had gone to what should have been his Final Reward.

Odd. He really did not feel dead... though perhaps a bit, with his mouth foul of cheap wine and his head athrob with dull pain.

"What's all this, then?"

Oh, an uprising! Well. He knew how to do that.

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Who the fuck are you? Jormy the Soul-Eater. aka you, ya butt.

Why the hell do you want to play here? Because shut ~~your~~ my your face

What other roleplays have you been a part of? ALL THE THINGS

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? John Constantine, from Hellblazer. not the new52 one the old one. before it got shit in like 2007. that one.

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Yes I have, but I'm too lazy to pull up logs, especially given that I already know.
John is a grumpy alcoholic arsehole of a magus. Trenchcoat. Fifty-a-day Silk Cut habit. Scouser living in London. Owes the Devil his soul and is not happy about this. Everyone he loves dies and it's usually his fault. Not Welsh. Not American. Not Keanu Reeves.

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...Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.

[He lights up a cigarette, running his hand over his face]

I swear, if this is another fucking spirit quest, I am hunting down whoever did this and kicking their bollocks out through the top of their head.

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Who the fuck are you?

Kali.

Why the hell do you want to play here?

fuck knows, I should be working. but meh.

What other roleplays have you been a part of?

This and uh, this again.

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?

Ron Swanson

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Ron Swanson is the Director of the Pawnee Parks and Recreation department. His life is as epic as it is private. He is quite possibly the manliest of men. Lover of meat, drinker of whiskey, worker of wood, seducer of women and hater of government in all its forms.

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[Ron sits in silence whittling a stick into a sharp point. This is not where he was before.]

It is important to establish dominance over those around you. It is in situations like this that I employ the batman principal, the principal being that if you remain unmoved and appear cool under pressure, the danger will make itself and it's plans known to you, allowing you to neutralise the threat. Of course, I do not need to make a conscious effort to employ this principal, because I always employ this principal. I'm Ron fucking Swanson.

I am the danger. ~~I am the one who knocks?~~

[Ron continues to sit and whittle.]

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Who the fuck are you?FUCK, IT'S ELMO AGAIN.

Why the hell do you want to play here? BECAUSE I'M FUCKED IN THE HEAD. OBVS.

What other roleplays have you been a part of? IGNOOOOOOOOOOOOORE ME

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Zuko, from ATLA.

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them. Yes, I have. DO YOU TRUST ME?

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[sets everything the fuck on fire.]

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Who the fuck are you?
Axel, friends with Kali and Tegs
Why the hell do you want to play here?
It's going to be fun??
What other roleplays have you been a part of?
A random thing on omegle when I pretended to be John Watson
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Minerva McGonagall

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them. Not before. She's the Transfiguration teacher at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Often known for acerbic remarks and other sarcastic comments towards her students. She doesn't stand any nonsense. However she does have a warm heart and is fiercely loyal to Professor Dumbledore, the Headmaster. Work hard!

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post. Minerva looks around and can't think where she is. It's not her office at Hogwarts. She suspects there must be a powerful enchantment at work and sets out to find the source. She casts the spell 'Revelio'

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Who the fuck are you?

Jason, AKA D-Ballz, the guy RPing as The Faceless Old Woman

Why the hell do you want to play here?

Because I am a sad, lonely little man, and I have your pity.

What other roleplays have you been a part of?

MANY OF THEM. MANYYYYYYY!

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?

Captain Hammer, from Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog. His fists are not the hammer (the hammer is his penis).

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.

"Some stuff?" You're not even going to tell us what to write?

No. You figure it out.

But what do you want, like an RP sample, or a log, or a description of their personality, or what?

Whatever shows you can play the character.

C-cry! I don't know what to give you!

Then maybe you shouldn't be playing the fucking character.

...you're a real asshole, you know that?

Yep.

Captain Hammer was played by Nathan Fillion in Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog, during which he proved himself to be a collossal arsehole of epic proportions, but at least he and Penny totally had sex, before she died painfully (apparently, it's better the second time, you get to do the weird stuff). As a result of an accident involving a malfunctioning death ray, Captain Hammer has recently gained another ability, on top of his standard generic superhero powers. He now also has the ability to... Feel pain. He's never felt pain before, so he finds it a little difficult to deal with. Well... Incredibly difficult. He ended up seeing a counsellor and crying like a little baby. But, he's still out there, being a massive dickbasket, and trying to stop villains in their tracks, mostly so he can pick up attractive women.

As for the villains he faces? It's curtains for them. Lacy, gently wafting curtains...

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[Captain Hammer finds himself in an unfamiliar location. He's never been here before, obviously, which is why it is unfamiliar. Didn't you read the earlier sentence? No? Dick. Anyway, Captain Hammer finds himself in an unknown place. As he scans the room, he launches into his standard entrance song.]

Stand back everyone, nothin' here to see! Just imminent danger, in the middle of it... Nobody. Nobody's here. I'm alone with nobody to appreciate my obvious sex appeal and rugged good lucks. God damn it. Just my luck.

[Dejected, Captain Hammer sulks away, trying to find somewhere he can actually fight some crime, and look awesome. After all, what's the point in actually saving the world, if you can't look cool and pick up chicks doing it?]

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degeneredingly

Who the fuck are you? its that loser squid again

Why the hell do you want to play here? because i suck

What other roleplays have you been a part of? every single one of them

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Wade Wilson/Deadpool from Marvel. Not the shitty movie Deadpool that never happened.

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them Yes and here:
http://boxomuses.dreamwidth.org/48403.html#comments
http://boxomuses.dreamwidth.org/47546.html#comments
http://boxomuses.dreamwidth.org/45247.html#comments
that should be enough

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Quick, preliminary teleportation ball check.

... Yeah good they're still there, everyone made it.

So, expansive blank world filled with wax abominations not yet seen by man and I with the power of a mighty crayola god at my finger tips.

Yeah this is gonna be a good day, if anyone needs me I'll be making a harem of women, no one bother me.

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clearedingly

Who the fuck are you?
Bozza. Finally getting a fourth.

Why the hell do you want to play here?
Because I am a loser nerd who sits by himself.

What other roleplays have you been a part of?
Just here.

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Clear, from DRAMAtical Murder. (I always shout the DRAMA bit, then sorta whisper the rest.)

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Nope, Not RPed them before.

Clear is a robot. (Android I think is the correct term in this case.) He was created with the sole purpose of controlling other people using his voice, in the form of 'dye-music'. However, due to a fault in his coding, Clear recognises Aoba as his master, rather than Toue and is therefore designated for destruction. However the cleaner takes pity on him, and runs away with Clear to a small island to live in peace. However, the man Clear refers to as his Grandpa dies, and he returns to Aoba. He is fiercely protective of 'Master', and has led himself to believe that he is human, so much so that he has formed a mechanical 'heart/soul'.

He also likes Jellyfish, and can sing a jellyfish song.

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.

[Clear sits up and looks around.]

I wonder where Master is. I can't hear him.

[He stands himself up, and opens his umbrella. It's not raining, and it does nothing to block out the sun. He begins to walk in a direction.]

Where is Master? He will be fine without me, but I cannot hear him.

[Clear looks up to the sky, and stops walking for a bit. Light glints off of his gas-mask as he contemplates the sky. He smiles under the mask, the clouds reminding him of the way jellyfish float by.]

[Clear begins to walk again, humming lightly under his breath.]

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canneverbebuggeredingly

Who the fuck are you? jim henson. nick clegg. the entire cast of Cats.

Why the hell do you want to play here? fucked if I know GET ME OUT OF THIS MADHOUSE

What other roleplays have you been a part of? None, I was create ex nihilo five minutes ago

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Gytha 'Nanny' Ogg from Discworld

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them. So Nanny Ogg is a witch, and also the matriarch of half of Lancre. She has SO GODDAMN MANY sons and daughters-in-law and grandkids and great grandkids it is hilarious. How did she get this vast empire of offspring? because she is an unashamed dirty old lady, that is how. She has been married a bunch of times and lbr that is not a limiting factor either. She likes drinking heavily, smoking, and singing songs about, as her best friend puts it 'a rodent that can never be persuaded to care about anything'.

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[TO BE CONTINUED placeholder placeholder lorem ipsum I need to restart]

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the name's great and all but are you ever finishing this fucking app?

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Suck it up.

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wizardedingly

Who the fuck are you? GUESS WHO i am a mollusk

Why the hell do you want to play here? i want to spread free love through the world and like such as

What other roleplays have you been a part of? all of them

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Garth, from Fable 2

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Garth is a WIZARD/MAGE from the LAND OF ALBION ye old England times around the Victorian era when no one believes in MAGIC anymore so he just hides in a giant tower in the middle of the woods to do all his magic. He's a grumpy old man who has prolonged his years with magic and is pretty comfortable with being a huge grumpy snarky sassy dick to everyone he talks to because he is a motherfucking genius and everyone needs to shut up for five seconds and listen to him.

Barring that, they should just go get themselves in trouble so he can stomp over there and save their ungrateful hides because he is the Hero of Will, not by choice but by fate.

Except much dry deadpan snarking, unimpressed staring and begrudging acts of heroism.

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.

I refuse to believe this is actually happening. There is no possible way that any of this is actually real. The trees are made of wax for Light's sake, if that isn't a stark indicator of a fever dream I don't know what is.

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Who the fuck are you? yo momma

Why the hell do you want to play here? I tried to run but you pulled me back in

What other roleplays have you been a part of? Most of the same ones as you, m8

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Captain Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce from M*A*S*H and YES I'M SORRY HE'S NOT ANWAR

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
So Hawkeye is an excellent surgeon who's been drafted to work for a military hospital unit in the Korean War. Which was not exactly his plan; he's very much of the 'war is hell' persuasion, is entirely critical of the whole endeavour, and would give several appendages for the war to be over as soon as possible. He copes with the utter misery of life at the front by hitting indiscriminately on the nurses, drinking heavily and often (he has a still in his tent for this very reason) and mocking everyone and everything. Underneath it, though, he's a good person who takes his hippocratic oath very seriously and cares deeply about his friends. Overneath, he's a wry, cynical, insubordinate little shit who keeps the camp laughing.

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[Rubbing his head and looking around]

Wow, last night must've been a doozie. Toto, I don't think we're in Korea any more. Where the hell am I? This definitely isn't the 4077th. But looking on the bright side, this definitely isn't the 4077th.

I mean, my professional medical opinion, Captain Pierce, is that you've definitely gone utterly off the deep end. It was bound to happen sooner or later. May as well enjoy it while it lasts.

[Pulls his straw cowboy hat down over his eyes and straightens his dressing gown]

Well, let's go see what insanity's got to offer. Can't be worse than being sane was.

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skilledingly

Who the fuck are you?

Kali

Why the hell do you want to play here?

I'm like 99% sure I could write anything I want here and it wouldn't matter. THE GOVERNMENT IS BEEEEEEEES!

What other roleplays have you been a part of?

THE GOVERNMENT IS STILL BEEES!

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?

Reaver from Fable

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.

Reaver is the Hero of Skill, making him the most accurate shot in the world. Of course he used his heroic power to murder his way to power as king of the pirates, so perhaps hero isn't quite the correct term for what Reaver is. He is however egotistical, selfish, borderline psychopathic and TOTALLY FABULOUS.

He has a bargain with demonic forces to grant him eternal youth (the details of which he'd rather keep under wraps). The only thing deadlier than his aim is his wit. oh and his charm. and his fashion sense. he's pretty deadly all round to be honest. and voiced by Stephen Fry no less, so feel free to read in his voice if you so desire. I know I will.

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.

Well, this is a turn up for the books isn't it? Hardly the first time I've woken up I don't know where. just there's usually more naked women. or men. or bodies. All three if I'm lucky.

[Reaver checks his holster and is relieved to find his trusty dragonstomper .48 is still at his side.]

Good. I really would hate to have to shoot someone in the head with a sub-standard weapon. what kind of message would that send about me? speaking of shooting people in the head...

If whomsoever is responsible for all this... this could kindly make yourself known, I promise you a nice quick death. well, I say quick. I'll only torture you a little first. Well, I say a little...

No? Not a peep? I take it from your silence that you like torture then? I know I certainly do. but enough foreplay. I'm a busy man. places to be, people to subjugate, you know how it is. Tatty Bye now!

[Reaver wanders off, idly swinging his cane and whistling a sea shanty. A robin merrily chirps it's way across the sky. the whistling stops.the bird explodes into a bloodied mess of feathers.]

you're a tad sharp, darling.

[Back to whistling]

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Who the fuck are you? jesus

Why the hell do you want to play here? jesus can do whatever jesus wants

What other roleplays have you been a part of? every single goddamn one of them in the entire world i am the best

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean.

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Jack is a selfish, womanizing, childish asshole of a pirate captain. He is also the Pirate Lord of the Caribbean, the most brilliant pirate captain out there who has eluded the noose and capture for decades, was once a slave runner and a slave freer by proxy, died twice, outwitted Davy Jones, escaped the Locker, beat up Blackbeard and happens to captain one of the fastest, most well known ships this side of the Caribbean.

He's a crack shot, an excellent sword fighter, a brilliant navigator, obnoxiously charismatic also hates baths. Baths do not happen in Jack's world.

Also deep down under that drunken layer of self love and asshole douche bag behavior is a heart of gold, who sacrificed eternal life to save his best friend, defeated an army of the undead, and saved the life of a woman he only kind of sort of loves.

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.

... In retrospect, mixing Absinthe with rum might not have been my most brilliant idea to date. Live and learn, aye?

[where the hell what the hell why the hell]

... And where the bloody hell is my ship.

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Who the fuck are you? Your mother. Why haven't you called me.

Why the hell do you want to play here? It's what the cool kids are doing

What other roleplays have you been a part of? All of them and none of them at the same time. I am both present and absent. A being of myth and of reality. A conundrum. An enigma. A mystery.

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Aisling, from the animated film 'The Secret of Kells'

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Aisling is a five year old. Actually she's fucking ancient, several hundred years old but she acts and looks like she's five so she's fucking five. Also she's a spoiled brat who always gets her way. And is very lonely. And is a fairy. And has a whole forest to herself and she is very lonely. She likes to pretend she's not scared of anything but she is at the very least afraid of old eldritch horrors.

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.

Brendan? ... BRENDAN!

... Where's the forest?! Where's... But-

...

[PANIC]

Hello?

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REJECTED!

For one or more of the following reasons:

- You failed to complete the application.
- Your characterization was off.
- You don't have a good grip on the character's voice.
- There is a freakin' character limit and you haven't grovelled enough to break it this much
- The mods just don't like you.

Thank you and have a nice day somewhere else.

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clearedingly

Who the fuck are you?
It me.. Bozza. 5th character on the way.

Why the hell do you want to play here?
nyeeeaaaaaahhh

What other roleplays have you been a part of?
urghhh

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Another Homestuck, because I am trash. Kill me now.
It's gotta be 'Dad' Egbert.

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Nope, not RPed them before.

'Dad' Egbert (Mr. Egbert to you, or maybe even just Dad. He is a very Dad person.) is the John's Guardian. He is a lover of pipes, ties, pranks, and confectionery of the baked kind. This man loves his adopted son very much, and changed his very own lifestyle so that his son would be happy. His real job is a standard office job, with ties and whatnot, however he posed his life so as to make out that he was a humble Jester, so that John could be happy. Dad Egbert is proficient with many weapons, including, but not limited to: Unarmed fighting, Brooms, Shaving cream, Pastries, Cakes, and Safes. In fact, he can fight with pretty much anything. He's just such a bad-ass. And he is one-hundred percent human. But also very strong. Like stupid strong ((LEAVE ME ALONE! I LIKE STRONG CHARACTERS!))

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.

What's going on here? Hmm. Well, no use waiting around. Might as well get moving

[Dad picks himself up off the floor, and brushes dust off his suit and hat. He digs in his pocket for his pipe, and matches, taking a puff before setting off walking.]

Shame that my car is not here, that would make it much easier to get around.

[He straightens his tie and checks his PDA]

Hmmm.. No signal...

I hope my son is fending for himself alright. He did manage to move the safe earlier. He should be fine