[ A P P L I C A T I O N ]

[moddedingly]

Here, fill this shit out:

<b>Who the fuck are you?</b> <b>Why the hell do you want to play here?</b> <b>What other roleplays have you been a part of?</b> <b>What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?</b> <b>Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.</b> "Some stuff?" You're not even going to tell us what to write? <b>No. You figure it out.</b> But what do you want, like an RP sample, or a log, or a description of their personality, or what? <b>Whatever shows you can play the character.</b> C-cry! I don't know what to give you! <b>Then maybe you shouldn't be playing the fucking character.</b> ...you're a real asshole, you know that? <b>Yep.</b> <b>Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.</b>

We will be judging you.

DO NOT give us tl;dr and pretentious crap.

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[canneverbebuggeredingly]

Also you know I can't edit the post if you reply to it, right?

example what the shit is going on yadda yadda

[Boom, there is a little old lady landing flat on her arse in the middle of wherever]

[She picks herself up, brushes her skirts down, and examines her pointy hat for damage]

Ee, that's not half value for money, that. Look at that, wouldja. Not so much as a crumple. That's the willow frame, that is.

[Looking around, she absent-mindedly gets out her pipe and matches and lights up]

Well, this ain't Lancre. Someone's playing silly wotsits here, and no mistake. Oi! Mister! Where'm I at?

Suck it up.

[moddedingly]

YEAH, YEAH

Directions:

- Join roleplayedingly and oocedingly.
- Post to the Taken Characters post.
- No one cares who you are, so there's no contact list. Figure it out yourself.

Move along.