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Date: 2014-01-25 02:11 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Who the fuck are you? One of the mods is who the fuck I is

Why the hell do you want to play here? 'Cause I was in this game when it was on LJ and it was the bommbbbb

What other roleplays have you been a part of? This one and Gargleblasted and a bunch of other stuff I don't remember.

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Zell Dincht from Final Fantasy VIII

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
All time I mean not to brag but someone on RP anoncomm once said Gargleblasted had the best Zell they'd seen in a long time, and I think you know who that Zell was... Anyway here's an old RP thread (http://gargleblasted.dreamwidth.org/2806916.html?thread=419177348#cmt419177348)

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[Zell pulls himself to his feet, rubbing his head as he looks around. This is definitely not Balamb anymore. Is this even reality? Everything is just so... weird. It has to be a dream. That's the only explanation. Testing this theory, he gives himself a good pinch on the arm.]

OW!!! The hell...?

[Isn't that supposed to wake you up? Yet here he is, stranded in this bizarre place.]

What's this place supposed to be, anyway?! Is this 'cause of time compression? Did we mess up reality?!! Oh man... Yo, Squall! Quistis! ANYONE out there?!!

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Date: 2014-01-25 02:36 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Who the fuck are you? Bori, you nerd. Used to go by Spazzu.

Why the hell do you want to play here? Fuck you, I've been around since the very start of the original RPD.

What other roleplays have you been a part of? Original RPD, pretty much nothing else. Didn't really enjoy any others.

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Yako Katsuragi from Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
(I've RPed her before, but I'd rather write a thing since I'm not very fond of my old RPing skills)

Yako Katsuragi is a Japanese highschool girl with terrible luck and a rather unfortunate life. At sixteen, she found her father murdered and herself enslaved by a demon from hell who eats mysteries to act as a detective to cover for him as he solves the puzzles the crimes of the human world. With his adept talents, she quickly rose to fame, solving massive cases that brought her into the national and, eventually, global spotlight. She isn't particularly thrilled about the fame and popularity, but helping people is always a good thing.

She is very adept at understanding why people act and think the way they do and has a great sense of empathy and compassion. Her need to help others is very strong and she is quite friendly. The only thing that matches her compassion for others is her love for food. She can cook and clear a table in no time flat and still have room to spare.

Something about her is also extra durable, as she seems capable of taking quite a bit of abuse from Neuro, her hellish master.


Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.

[...This was absolutely unacceptable. This was easily the most ridiculous punishment Neuro had ever given her. Sure, the chains, bombs, missles and boiling oil had been bad, but never had his abandonment play involved dumping her in some foreign land without any clue on how to get back, or when he would return for her! This was a disaster...he probably was going to leave her here through all her meals, knowing him... She could already hear her stomach grumbling]

What am I going to do?

Date: 2014-01-25 04:12 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Who the fuck are you? Sassy, Strangefellows, w/e

Why the hell do you want to play here? I am friends with Bori and I have heard an asston of good things about this comm and yEAH I AM EXCITE.

What other roleplays have you been a part of? I've RPed on Tumblr for about two years now, mostly independently and a bunch of different characters. RPed a little in a Dreamwidth comm called freakkeepingdr as well.

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Vincent Valentine from Final Fantasy VII (the poor sap).

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.

Unfortunately, the Vincent blog I /had/ I deleted, so here we go let's write a thing.

Vincent is basically a contradiction. He's on the surface antisocial, quiet, not one to speak almost at all unless he has something important to say, and would rather ignore you or pretend he doesn't hear you if he doesn't want to talk. But on the inside, the best way to describe him is a hurricane of emotions. He feels things a lot sharper and more intensely than you'd think, and that's exactly what led to his tragedy (which makes Romeo and Juliet look like a romcom).

Under his Angsty McVampirepants facade, he's incredibly compassionate and self-sacrificing, good with kids and one of the most domestic and chivalrous gentlemen you'd care to meet; and he has a very subtle, sarcastic sense of humor to boot. But you're gonna have to try very hard to unearth that, because he's still nursing a broken heart and the mother of all guilt-complexes, and so, he is quite the broody loner.

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.

[Well. This is not Kalm. That much was obvious, and it really wouldn't take anyone long to notice, let alone someone like Vincent. He unfolds himself slowly from the ground, long legs stretching as he stands. He turns slowly, eyes scanning the landscape for any immediate signs of danger, and then lifts a hand to adjust the gun that rests at his side.]

Hm.

[He really doesn't feel the need to say anything out loud - even if there were someone else nearby he probably wouldn't - but he's certainly thinking a lot more than a monosyllable. First things first, though: details of his new location. The how could come later; the most important thing at the moment was the where.]

Date: 2014-01-25 05:06 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Who the fuck are you? Yo it's Sassy/Strangefellows (again)

Why the hell do you want to play here? As I said Im Bori's buddy and I'M HELLA HYPED FOR THIS COMM

What other roleplays have you been a part of? Two years on Tumblr p much.

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Kuja from Final Fantasy IX.

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.

Well no not really but I have a muse for the little shit and he's v similar to another character I rp'd. SO.

Kuja is not a complex person. That's not to say he's shallow or simple, he's just...he's basically a child, so his motives and desires are easy to read in his actions, if not his words. He's incredibly charismatic and charming and a massive drama queen, mostly because he has The Most Powerful Desire to stand out. He wants to be noticed, remembered, and he wants to leave a mark on the world that will prove he was there and to make people know his name. That's what he wants most of all and he doesn't care how he gets there.

He's very childish, selfish and arrogant and sassy as all get-out, but he's at heart a kid pretending to be an adult because he's way too proud to admit anything different. He's got a hell of a lot of 'daddy' issues, powerful magic, and a whole lotta hair-flipping, so get outta his way before he sets you on fire, peasant.

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.

[This was certainly incredibly rude! What imbecile decided to just up and put him in some strange place with no warning?! Whoever did this was not going to be very happy when Kuja got his hands on him....ah, well. In the meantime, fretting would do the mage no good, so he stood, huffing at the indignity of being flat on his ass in the middle of nowhere, and looked around.]

Mmm...this is certainly a predicament.

[Nothing he couldn't handle, however. Tossing some hair over his shoulder, he picked a random direction and strode purposefully off, for all intents and purposes trying to look like he knew exactly where he was going.]

Date: 2014-01-25 05:08 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Who the fuck are you? I HAVE BEEN HERE SINCE THE START. I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA, THE BEGINNING AND THE END. except this is a totally new character whoops

Why the hell do you want to play here? because yako-mun would literally murder me if i didn't

What other roleplays have you been a part of? too fucking many jesus christ

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Kevin of Welcome to Night Vale

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Kevin is the friendliest guy you'll ever meet! He has a smile for everyone and a big hug to offer any strangers! Just ignore the blood stains and the fact that his eyes are hollow pools of darkness.

Kevin is an employee of Desert Bluffs radio, sponsored by StrexCorp©, as is everything in Desert Bluffs. Desert Bluffs is a friendly, happy town of productive employees who are, in fact, productive at all times. All times. Forever. Keep working until you die. You don't want to let down your community, right? You don't want to be the one to fail!

Luckily for Kevin, he fits in just fine in Desert Bluffs. Cheerful and happy even as he works with radio equipment that may be made out of human organs, Kevin sees the bright side of everything, no matter what. Someone's trying to strangle him? It's a big hug! Strex working him until he dies? It's all productive!

He also may or may not be physically identical to or somehow connected to another reporter in another neighboring town. It's all kind of strange.

He does not have a third eye and is not a white skinny guy. He does have a sweater vest.

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.

Well, hello there, friends! It's such a pleasure to meet all of you. Is this a corporate getaway? Don't remember seeing anything on the schedule about it! :)

How's everyone doing today? Productive and happy? :) :) :)

Date: 2014-01-25 07:29 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Who the fuck are you?
I'M ADDI

Why the hell do you want to play here?
TSUKISHIRO

What other roleplays have you been a part of?
Several MFRPs on Tumblr -- Tranche! de Vie, String of Fates being two notable examples.

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Tsukishiro, from Nightmare Inspector, a manga nobody's heard about.

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
http://a-forest-of-nightmares.tumblr.com/ , but that doesn't say much so I'm still going to write down some stuff.

Tsukishiro is a Baku, a dream eater, neither living or dead. The only purpose of his existence is to eat nightmares. His powers include putting the subject to sleep so they may have their nightmare, and entering the dream itself in order to consume the nightmare itself. Of course, that'd be boring if he just took whatever run-of-the-mill nightmares boring human brains could cook up, so when he finds a promising nightmare, he likes to play a game with it. He'll make it worse rather than better, twisting the strings that make up the nightmare and sending its victim into deep despair until he finally, finally decides that it's ready to eat. He has several methods by which he does this, but most include digging the victim deeper into the insecurities that birthed their nightmare.

Nice guy. Fun at parties. Good with kids.

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.

Well, this is inconvenient.

I was just on my way to my next meal, you know. Miyuki's dream was lovely, just lovely, and almost ripe! I don't even know where I am anymore. Does the bus run through here?

Date: 2014-01-25 08:13 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Who the fuck are you? Squid, bitch

Why the hell do you want to play here? Nostalgia reasons.

What other roleplays have you been a part of? Cape and Cowl, The Box, Discedo and a shitton of others

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Tak from Invader Zim

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Here (http://boxomuses.dreamwidth.org/38912.html)
and
Here (http://dear-mun.dreamwidth.org/10601850.html)
and
Here (http://sixwordstories.dreamwidth.org/69340045.html?thread=4321800589#cmt4321800589)

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.

Who is responsible for this?!

[Oops really angry alien caught mid world take over here to ruin everyone's day. She is looking for the nearest person to menace, just about in a state ready to blow someone's goolies off]

Kidnapping an Invader is an offense punishable by world domination, I demand to know who is in charge so I can repurpose them as a snax dispenser!

Date: 2014-01-25 01:56 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Who the fuck are you? Squid again

Why the hell do you want to play here? Because I fucking can, stop me.

What other roleplays have you been a part of? Blah blah Discedo blah The Box blah blah Cape and Cowl

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?Skyfire from Transformers G1

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
You (http://boxomuses.dreamwidth.org/38400.html)
Get (http://boxomuses.dreamwidth.org/19321.html#comments)
Porn (http://boxomuses.dreamwidth.org/18326.html#comments)
Bitches (http://boxomuses.dreamwidth.org/16127.html#comments)
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.

I... don't understand. This doesn't make any sense.

[He's been around for millions of years and this still doesn't make any sense.

Excuse me, if I might have a moment of your time, do you know what's happening here? Excuse me! ... Oh dear...

Date: 2014-01-25 04:29 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Who the fuck are you? I the fuck am Ayu and I am fucking awesome

Why the hell do you want to play here? Because I cry at night with nostalgia for the old days as I am a total loser

What other roleplays have you been a part of? This one. A bunch of other shit on LJ and *shudder* Gaia online, back in the day.

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Delirium of the Endless

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
my finest roleplaying thread ever (http://roleplayedingly.livejournal.com/820157.html)
yeah but seriously (http://roleplayedingly.livejournal.com/702064.html#comments)

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.

...I was here, wasn't I? I was somewhere, or maybe I was nowhere I don't know, some time long ago or maybe now or soon.

[She stands up, pads barefoot over to the nearest thing, touches it and laughs]

I remember now! I remember forgeting!

Date: 2014-01-25 04:37 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Who the fuck are you? I am very excited.

Why the hell do you want to play here? Reasons

What other roleplays have you been a part of? EVERYTHING I AM THE ROLEPLAYING KING or nothing for like three years, w/e

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? The Fool from Robin Hobb's Realm Of The Elderlings books

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Fo sho' (http://roleplayedingly.livejournal.com/855588.html?thread=53762084#t53762084)

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[The Fool stands up, head slamming from what feels like a Skill-headache, dizzy and nauseous, and blinks his eyes back into focus. This certainly isn't home. And he didn't see it coming.]

Huh. This is not...exactly what I expected. What is this place?

Date: 2014-01-25 04:56 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Who the fuck are you? Ayu, bringing a NEW CHARACTER WHAAAAAA.

Why the hell do you want to play here? because fuck you you can't have all the fun

What other roleplays have you been a part of? some stuff

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Dante Gabriel Rossetti from Desperate Romantics

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
The founder and leader of the Pre-Raphaelite Brotherhood of painters, Gabriel is a poet, artist and throroughly terrible person, selfish, arrogant, and with an ego so fragile that he will sabotage his closest friends for a chance at success and blame everyone but himself. He also likes girls. A lot. Particularly prostitutes. Theoretically, he means well, but he doesn't have a whole lot in the way of self-control. But luckily for him, he can talk himself out of almost anything.

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[Gabriel wakes up on the floor, as naked as he went to sleep. Although 'wakes up' is putting it charitably]

Bloody hell, Lizzie, 's like the arctic in here. C'm over here, bit of beasting'll warm us both.

[He knuckles his eyes blearily, hungover and tired, and rolls over, to find no woman and no blankets. At which point, he fully wakes.]

[Seeing where he is, he leaps up, searching wildly for clothes before anyone turns up]

Shit! What new hell is this? If this is someone's idea of a joke it isn't bloody funny! I can't go home like this, she'll have my guts for garters!

Date: 2014-01-25 06:19 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] darael
Who the fuck are you? Darael. (dɑːˈraɪ.l̩, not 'dɑːrɛɪ̯.l or 'dariːɛl)

Why the hell do you want to play here? Because I am preempting being bullied into it by people who were here and at rpoddly before? I mean, I'm not objecting.

What other roleplays have you been a part of? On DW and other LJ-alikes? None. Beware. Couple of things freeform on a forum with about three other active users, some face-to-face stuff, nothing in this format. Fortunately I have a week or so to get someone to teach me how DW works...

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? PotatOS. GLaDOS of Portal fame, running on a potato battery. (yes, Tharook reserved her. They did it while I was writing my own reservation and after I mentioned it to them, and I figure creating drama at this stage is still within the spirit of the rules)

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them. (no. But that's not going to stop me)

GLaDOS - known when she was still a human being as Caroline, although she'd long ago suppressed those particular data - was once the eponymous Computer of the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Centre. Within its walls, she had been all-powerful. Science had been done. Robots had been built. Humans had been tested, killed, cloned, and killed again, in the name of progress.

Those were good times.

She'd even survived being killed by an outrageously persistent test subject, and an alien invasion.

And then that imbecile Wheatley had awoken her killer from Long-Term Relaxation, guided her to a new Portal Gun, and overthrown her! How he had managed it, given his construction, she would never know. Of course, if she'd remained connected to the system, it would have been another matter, but apparently Wheatley had a mean streak.

He had neither left her connected but without control, nor killed her. Instead, he'd done something far worse.

He'd connected her to a potato battery. She couldn't even get properly angry about it, because the damnable thing didn't provide enough power and she'd shut down for a while if she did.

One thing she knew, though:

Chell and Wheatley were both going to pay. [of course, she might have a little trouble, not being in her own world]

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.

[a light on the circuitry attached to the potato begins to glow. GLaDOS takes a few microseconds to determine that she is not moving as expected.]

Chell?

Chell?

Get back here, you moron, I've fallen off the portal device!

[there is a pause, containing a conspicuous lack of Chell. A suspicion, lurking at the edge of GLaDOS's consciousness for several seconds now, begins to take form. She sends out a small radio pulse - the most she can manage with the limited power available. There is no response.]

Nothing? But-

This is most unexpected.

[the potato lies where it is, unable to move under its own power, while GLaDOS enters sleep mode, having first set her limited sensors to wake her if there is any significant change in readings]
Edited (links to reservations) Date: 2014-01-25 06:23 pm (UTC)

Date: 2014-01-25 06:20 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Who the fuck are you? Me again

Why the hell do you want to play here? I already am

What other roleplays have you been a part of? This one, a bunch of other stuff, last one I think Gargleblasted?

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Dean Winchester from Supernatural

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Yeah, but mostly independently and on Tumblr which is really embarassing so I'll just talk about him a bit:

When he was five years old, Dean's mother was killed by a demon. Ever since then, his father took Dean and his infant brother Sam out on the road and raised them as demon/ghost/general monster hunters. This lifestyle is not great for a child, especially since they were always on the move. Dean and Sam were transported from school to school, never really getting close to anyone except for each other. While their father was out hunting, Dean was often left alone to care for his younger brother. For the Winchesters, family was always number one.

Even though he didn't have the best life growing up, Dean still has a tendency to act a bit clownish, despite what he may be feeling inside. This attitude is likely due to having to put on a strong face for Sam as they were growing up – smile and joke around, like everything will be okay. Even in serious situations, Dean doesn't let up on the sarcasm and likes to make pop culture references, especially to classic rock. He also likes to be flirtatious and tends to sleep around, though for the most part, he doesn't care for relationships to proceed further than one-night stands. Although Dean prefers not to let anyone get too close (it's a vulnerability), he is fiercely loyal and cares deeply for anyone he considers part of his family.

On the inside, however, Dean is broken. He has literally been to Hell and back. In keeping with the “family first” philosophy, Dean sold his soul to a demon in order to save his brother's life. While in Hell, he was tortured and eventually became a sadistic torturer himself, though that is something he deeply regrets. Dean is the type of person who takes the weight of the world on his shoulders, and when something goes wrong, he feels overwhelmingly guilty and responsible. Being a hunter is difficult, but for Dean, seeing all the people he's saved is what makes it worthwhile.

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.

[It takes a lot to freak out a man like Dean, so as bizarre as this is, the hunter has seen much weirder. His first act, obviously, is to see what kind of cell phone reception this place has. He tries once, twice... Three times, nothing. Muttering a curse, he puts his phone back into his pocket. Time for plan B.]

[Dean always feels ridiculous when praying, but he's in a strange place and alone. He needs to contact someone, so he kneels and folds his hands, bowing his head in concentration.]


Hey, man, you need to get down here. I got no idea where the hell this place is and my phone service is crap.

[He pauses and looks around, but the angel is nowhere to be seen.]

Dammit, Cas, you son of a bitch. I'm serious. If you can hear me, get your feathery ass over here.

[With a sigh, Dean stands back on his feet. No phones, no angels, no contact with anyone he cares about. Typical day in the life of a hunter. Time to look around and see what this place is.]

Date: 2014-01-25 09:36 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Who the fuck are you?
I am the Netkeeper.

Why the hell do you want to play here?
Because my judgement is perfect.

What other roleplays have you been a part of?
548562232562023030 PSLs and nothing else I am clearly a very serious roleplayer

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Donatello of the TMNT.

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
http://factorialtown.dreamwidth.org/523.html
http://bakerstreet.dreamwidth.org/1394474.html?thread=802913322#cmt802913322
Too lazy to find more

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
There were two things Donatello noticed right off the bat. The first is that he was suddenly not in a sewer filled with the familiar surroundings of pizza, brothers, and computers, but on the surface, where people could see him. The second is that there was no wifi signal.

"Where the shell am I?" He asked, gazing around suspiciously while trying to find a suitable place to hide, because when you're worried about being seen the first thing you do is voice your thoughts out loud. Naturally.

Date: 2014-01-25 09:40 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Who the fuck are you?
A person? Some people call me Tegs.

Why the hell do you want to play here?
Everyone seems to be talking about it and it sounds like super crazy fun.

What other roleplays have you been a part of?
ummm... none? I mean, not, well, seriously. At all.

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Lady de Winter (previously Anne de Breuil and the Comtesse de la Fère) from The Three Musketeers

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
no. nope. definitely not.

Abandoned by her lover, murdered by her first husband, and abhorred by her brother-in-law, Milady's life of crime has been consistently hampered by the betrayal of the men around her. This, fortunately has not prevented her from becoming one of the cardinal's best agents.

Despite her proficiency with poisons, charm, and popularity in nunneries across France, the distinctive brand on her shoulder and her inability to distinguish between men prevent her from becoming truly successful in the world of espionage.

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[she wakes up all at once and knows that not only is this not her bedchamber, it is also not where she went to sleep]

Stay still, Clarice, listen. When they give themselves away we'll be waiting.

[It takes her twenty breaths to get bored. At one hundred, she opens her eyes.]


[she screams with rage when she finds out that she is alone]

Date: 2014-01-26 03:46 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Who the fuck are you? Jormy the motherfucking World Serpent, who holds the world together with their coils and prevents the cosmos from falling apart. You're fucking welcome, bitches.

Why the hell do you want to play here? Because goddammit, I used to run the joint! I used to be somebody! *shakes walking stick* Damn kids on my lawn!

What other roleplays have you been a part of? Well, uh, this one for a start. Duh. Plus like a bajillion games you've probably never heard of. Yeah, they're underground. *hipster glasses*

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? For old time's sake, Roland Deschain from Dark Tower. Because even if Ket is too much of a loser to bring back the OTP OF OTPS, fuck you all, this team needs a dad.

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.

SparkNotes version: he's a fucking BAMF with missing fingers and too much stubbornness for his own good who likes to shoot stuff and talk about ka. That's it. No, really, that's it.

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[Roland's done plenty of travelling between worlds. But he's not used to waking up in a different one to the one he went to sleep in]

[Still, he's the gunslinger born, and so he's immediately awake and alert, his left hand snatching his gun and his denuded right hand twitching at the empty holster. He's on his feet even before that, moving fast as a snake, looking around himself]

Gan. What is this place?
(http://roleplayedingly.livejournal.com/871227.html)

Date: 2014-01-26 03:56 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Who the fuck are you? Your worst nightmare.

Why the hell do you want to play here? I don't. The dark forces of the Nostalgiatrons made me do it.

What other roleplays have you been a part of? This one and that one and some other ones, like um CFUD and Sheol and way too many Harry Potter games to count and some crazy-ass Glee game with superpowers and basically lots shut up

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Death of the Endless

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
http://roleplayedingly.livejournal.com/870120.html
She's Death. I mean, come on, what else do you fucking need? Her life story? Tough shit. She doesn't have one. She's motherfucking Death.

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.

Huh.

[One minute she was feeding the fish and beating dark wings around the entire universe, and the next, well... she's not]

[Plus she can't feel her domain. That's weird. Unless she's human, she can always feel the Sunless Lands. They're part of her, after all. And she's not due to be human again for, like, fifty more years]

[And this place feels weirdly familiar]

[Touching the silver ankh around her neck, almost for reassurance, she looks around]

Guess I'm not in Kansas any more. Go figure.

It's a holiday, I guess...

Date: 2014-01-26 04:22 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Who the fuck are you? Who the fuck do you think?

Why the hell do you want to play here? Because what kind of ex-player would I be if I didn't return to the scene of the crime to cause wank and heartbreak?

What other roleplays have you been a part of? None of them. Ever. Definitely not this one. Definitely didn't mod it or help to mod Oddly hey remember that anyone remember how we totally ballsed it up? Definitely not. Total n00b here and also an absolute stranger.

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Faramir son of Denethor of the line of Ecthalion, Steward of Gondor, Captain of the West, Lord of... okay, yeah, you know the guy. Faramir.

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
No, definitely not. Especially not at http://roleplayedingly.livejournal.com/785175.html

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[Wait. What. This isn't his bed. This isn't Minas Tirith. This isn't even Gondor]

[Faramir is on his feet, fumbling for his sword]

By the Tree, what is this place? What strange craft has brought me here unknowing? Show thyself, if thou art here! Let me look upon my captors, at least!

[No answer. Also, he notes as he looks around, no army, and no bow. This is not good. Shifting his grip on the sword, he lowers his stance]

Some foul witchcraft lies in the air here. I like it not. Again, I bid thee, show thyself!

Date: 2014-01-26 05:24 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Who the fuck are you? I am a spectre of my former self, a fragile shell of humanity. Also, Jormy.

Why the hell do you want to play here? Because. DO NOT QUESTION THE JORMY.

What other roleplays have you been a part of? RPD, oddly, CFUD, Sheol, blah blah blah harry potter blah blah glee blah blah blah blah LOTS

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Elsa of Arendelle, from Frozen.

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Yeah no. Dude, I only saw the film like a month ago, geesh.
Elsa's a ~magical princess~ with uncontrollable ice powers and seeerious self-esteem issues. Like, she should really see someone about that. Except actually she's been locked away in her room for like ten years or something because she's dangerous so basically she's just super freaked-out by stuff and things. Also, when she gets emotional, she kinda sets off an eternal winter. Or something.
I could put in some guff about how she's all deep and driven by fear and loves her family a lot and shit, but hey, like you care, amirite?

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[This isn't right. It's warm and it's not the mountains and it isn't right]

[The more she looks around, and the more she sees that this isn't Arendelle or the mountains or anything like that, the more she struggles not to panic. Frost is starting to creep around her feet and crust on her fingertips when she hears, or thinks she hears, someone approaching]

No! No, go away! It's not safe!

...I thought I was away! I thought I was free! What am I going to do!?

Date: 2014-01-26 07:35 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] crazedingly
Who the fuck are you? I am a meat popsicle

Why the hell do you want to play here? Who says I do?

What other roleplays have you been a part of? The ones in bed with your mother

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Rincewind from Discworld

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Rincewind is a coward. Unashamedly, unhesitatingly so. And yet, mysteriously, he has been instrumental in more changes in the fate of the world than any hero. He faced Bel-Shamharoth, Sender of Eight, and lived. He has gone over the edge of the world MORE THAN ONCE and survived. He has seen every continent on the Disc, usually as a blur as he ran past. He's come close to death so many times that the hourglass of his life looks like it was made by a glassblower with hiccups. He speaks multiple languages fluently or semi-fluently, and can scream for help in many more. Thanks to his experiences, he's not only paranoid but super genre savvy and streetwise. Basically, things happen to Rincewind a lot, despite his fervent wishes.

He likes potatoes. Potatoes are as much excitement as he wants.

Oh, and he is almost always followed by a voracious magic chest on legs. It's called the Luggage, and it has an uncanny knack of following him across continents, worlds, and realities.

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[Rincewind jerks awake, and by the time he's opened his eyes he's upright and running. No point in waiting around to find out if there's anything threatening. There always is, sooner or later]

[After a while, he notices a conspicuous absence behind him. He looks over his shoulder to see a total lack of Luggage, and flops down on a nearby thing. He isn't sure whether its absence is comforting or worrying]

[At this point in his life, he doesn't even bother asking questions like 'where am I' or 'what the hell happened' or 'why do these things always happen to me'. It's not really worth it at this point.]

What happened to my Luggage? That had all my clean underpants in it!
Edited Date: 2014-01-26 08:19 pm (UTC)

Date: 2014-01-26 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Who the fuck are you? Darael. Again. Deal with it.

Why the hell do you want to play here? Why the hell do you care?

What other roleplays have you been a part of? You already know don't make me answer this again

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Lu-Tze, sweeper of Oi Dong monastery on the Discworld.

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.

Lu-Tze is not a monk. Not that you'd know it from looking at him. He lives in the monastery of Oi Dong, in the Ramtops, he lives an ascetic life, and he is the only known practitioner of the martial art Déjà fu, in which the hands move in time as well as space, and the opponent can be moved momentarily to a point on their timeline when someone else will hit them.

To hear the Monks of the Order of Wen speak, you'd think he was the greatest of them all. In truth, however, he is merely a Sweeper. But, after all, even the innermost sanctum must be swept.

Lu-Tze is the foremost proponent of, and quite possibly the reason for, Rule One: "Do not act incautiously when confronted by little bald wrinkly smiling men".

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.

[Lu-Tze stretches and adjusts his robes. He stands, packs his bedroll, and reaches for his broom.]

[The broom is not there.]

Hm.

[Lu-Tze checks to ensure that he at least still has the Book of Mrs Cosmopilite, and is somewhat relieved to discover it exactly where he left it in his robes.]

[He looks around, sees nobody, and - for lack of anything better to do - sets off. Sooner or later there will be History to observe, or someone to tell him how to get back to Oi Dong.]

Date: 2014-01-26 07:56 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Who the fuck are you? I am a human being just like you. Honest.

Why the hell do you want to play here? see above. (alt. answer: because the Luggage won't stop fucking staring at me until I write this app)

What other roleplays have you been a part of? you already know

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? The Luggage.

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.

The Luggage is a travelling trunk. Literally. Being constructed of sapient pearwood, it can follow its master, the self-styled Wizzard Rincewind, absolutely anywhere using hundreds of little legs. It appears to have several interiors: it can contain things larger than should fit, and may - depending on context - open to reveal freshly washed and folded laundry, a heap of treasure, or a tongue as red as mahogany surrounded by sycamore teeth. This last is entirely capable of eating things and, indeed, people - and the only thing so consumed ever to have been seen again was a book of spells, which it spat out after sulking for three days.

The violent behaviour of the Luggage can be attributed to three things. Firstly, sapient pearwood comes from areas previously subject to enormous amounts of magic, so it's hardly surprising it's ticked off. Second, it is incredibly protective of its owner, and anyone making threatening moves against the Wizzard is liable to suffer extreme injury - trampling, bites, and being swallowed are all common results. Thirdly and lastly, the Luggage will never allow anything to get in its way of returning to its master, and simply does not care about the devastation it leaves in its wake.

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.

[The Luggage's snoring - a sound like a log being sawn - ceases, and it stands. It performs a slow, shuffling turn. Its master is nowhere to be seen. No matter. Sapient pearwood can follow its master anywhere, and he appears at least to be in this reality. It is a start. Still, it does not like to be separated from him. If it finds out who is responsible for this, it will probably get very angry indeed.]

[The murderous chest turns slowly to face the direction in which - it knows, though even if it could speak it could never tell you how - it will find its owner, and begins to walk.]

Look I even already got my old name back

Date: 2014-01-26 08:19 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] eddiedingly
Who the fuck are you? It's Elmo, aka-- the bastard that blew up the old lj RPD that time.

Why the hell do you want to play here? Um? Are you serious? I've been WAITING for RPD to come back for like-- what? Two years? At least? Almost 3? Wild horses with machine guns couldn't keep me away.

What other roleplays have you been a part of? Other than RPD in it's prior incarnation, I've roleplayed, um, literally everywhere. But you've never heard of it, because I run my own small games.

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Eddie Dean, the Dark Tower-- because he's not allowed to escape, man.

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them. I played him all over RPD. Want links? I could dig up links.

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.

... [Eddie opened his eyes and then closed them again. Fuck this shit. Again.] When the kid said, 'there's other worlds than these', I never figured I'd haveta go to ALL of 'em. Sheeeeit.

[He wanted to sleep-- that's all he wanted. He'd earned it. But Ka had a way of drawing him ever and on, and on, and on. Down from the damn door where it all began...]

Do your worst, Ka-- I'm takin' a nap.

[But even as he said the words, that old dread wormed it's way up his spine-- and his nerves started to jitter and jive. Because when Fate put it's diabolical mind to it, it could think up some pretty damn awful 'worsts'...]

I AM THE DUMB

Date: 2014-01-27 07:30 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] sixedingly
Who the fuck are you?
Laine, friend of Bori and mun of creepy old men. Fouler of parties.
Why the hell do you want to play here?
BECAUSE REASONS AND I WAS HERE FOR THE FIRST ONE AND BORI MADE ME DO IT

What other roleplays have you been a part of?
RPD V1, SOME OTHER LJ RP I CANT REMEMBER
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Jody Effing Tubulik Sicks from Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
You are all breif and meandering beetles to Sicks. Meat to test his blade with. Outgrow your usefulness and you will likely find yourself in one of his agonizing traps.
His physical appearance is that of a tall man of average build, messy brown hair, creepy beard thing. Sick's evil aura is enough to intimidate most ordinary humans and he is not easily moved or frightened by, well, anything. He is sadistic, manipulative, cruel without reason or bias, and has a flare for extravagant plans and ingenious forms of torture.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[Sicks lay motionless on the ground, his limbs strewn lazily about as though in slumber. Slowly, he rises to a sitting position.]
Not this again....
[ He quietly wonders if the beings in this plane would be formidable, grinning to himself as he began to walk. The whereabouts of his so-called comrades is of no concern to him, nor is the name of the place he has found himself in. It will be his to name, soon.]

Date: 2014-01-27 09:19 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Who the fuck are you? AISU, BRINGING IN MORE ENTIRELY NEW CHARACTERS BECAUSE FUCK CONSISTENCY

Why the hell do you want to play here? I have no goddamn idea at this point.

What other roleplays have you been a part of? Way too many.

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Protoman. Specifically, the version from the songs of The Protomen. Not the video game one. Sort of.

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Here's the thing. Protoman is from the most ridiculous canon imaginable. It is literally a dystopian rock opera written about an 80s 8-bit video game, performed by nine people who wear silver facepaint and who call themselves things like Raul Panther and Reanimator. It should be the most terrible thing imaginable. But it's somehow beautiful.

In the universe of The Protomen, the city (never named) is under the total control of Dr. Wily, who rules through a mix of fear and complacency - the people are terrified of him, but can imagine nothing else. It sure as hell doesn't help that Dr. Wily has an entire army of robots. That tends to be a compelling debate strategy.

Dr. Light, the exiled and bitter partner of Wily, set out to make Protoman as a hero and to save mankind. Sadly, Wily didn't play nice by making eight boss stages to battle through one by one - he sent all the robots at Protoman at once, and Protoman kind of ended up semi-dead.

He then was promptly rebuilt by Wily, because, you know, robot. Wily pointed out to Protoman that in his desperate bid to save humanity, not a single human had done anything, not even just going HEY ROBOTS OVER HERE. Protoman agreed to become Wily's general, because Wily's strategic tactics boiled down to 'send more robots' and Wily was pretty sure Light wouldn't stop with one robot son.

And so Protoman became Wily's commander, although there was little to do. He possibly tried to inspire fear and become a visible symbol of Wily, since Wily was locked in a tower - he believed that if humanity could destroy him, they might be inspired to fight on. Sadly, humanity in the Protoverse is a bunch of idiots.

Finally, Protoman's brother, Megaman, showed up at Wily's fortress, naive and full of hope and believing his brother was dead until the moment Protoman stepped out. Protoman did his best to rile up the crowd into helping Megaman, but accomplished exactly nothing.

Finally, the brothers fired at each other. Protoman missed. Megaman didn't.

And that's how Protoman died twice.

At least he kept his sweet shades and his scarf.

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.

[soft whistling]

...Well, this certaintly isn't the city. Not enough of it is on fire.

Wily'll be angry.

Not particularly complaining about that.
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