Why the hell do you want to play here? Recommended to me by Bozza and Kali
What other roleplays have you been a part of? None
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Tina Ruth Belcher (From Bob's Burgers)
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them. Tina, a 13 year old girl who works at her father's burger restaurant, appears to have social defects, but in her eyes she is a strong sensual woman.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[Tina opens her eyes and finds herself in a new place]
Hmm.. I wonder how I got here.
[Tina picks up rock]
Oh hi. Would you like to be my new friend.
[Rock slips out of Tina's hand]
You've changed.. Just kidding, it's my fault don't leave.
Who the fuck are you? I am the alpha and omega, the mun of all muns, and the motherfucking supermod
Why the hell do you want to play here? Because fuck you is why
What other roleplays have you been a part of? This one. The old one. Some random shit on LJ and IJ and DW and by email and IM and shizz, whatevs.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Katarina "Kat" Stratford, from 10 Things I Hate About You
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them. Kat Stratford is somewhat... "heinous bitch" is the term used most often. She's the most nineties version of Katherine from Taming of the Shrew you can imagine. Bitter, sharp, and sarcastic, Kat takes no shit and gives very few fucks. I'm taking her from the start of the movie, after long consideration, so she's still in full bitch mode. Be aware.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post. [Okay, she was in her room a minute ago. This is definitely not her room]
[Kat sits up, rubbing her eyes, and looks around]
What the hell?
Somebody better explain where I am. You've got five minutes, then I start cracking heads.
Why the hell do you want to play here? we all know.
What other roleplays have you been a part of? don't pretend it's a secret.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Optimus Prime from Transformers Prime.
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them. Optimus is robot Jesus.
... No I'm not kidding, he even dies to save all of his kind, literally honestly no kidding that is the series finale, he fucking dies to bring Cybertron back to life. What did you do today?
Optimus was originally Orion Pax, a humble little data clerk (librarian) on Cybertron during the era where castes were huge and everything sucked. He didn't like this a lot, and he was also bffs with some really strong, really inspiring awesome gladiator named Megatronus. Megatronus went in to be a prime, but decided the best way to convince the council that he was the best bot for the job, was to tell them all how he was going to kick their ass.
Unsurprisingly, the council chose Orion instead, and he became Optimus Prime.
So understandably, Megatronus, who soon just became Megatron, hates the shit out of him.
Anyway, Optimus is super nice, if super serious, down to earth, humble, powerful, not exactly warm and cuddly but definitely the kind of guy you'd want to have a long conversation about morals with. He's kind of emotionally detached from things, and his emotional reactions are dampened, but he does feel them. He's primarily ruled by reason, and doesn't jump to conclusions or do anything spontaneously. At all. Ever. That included laughing, smiling, showing joy bigger than little dork smiles, having parties, petting kittens and giving hugs.
But he is still a Very Good Guy and very easy to get along with, and very gentle and giving. But also a badass battle hardened soldier who will cut a bitch.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
... I don't believe this is the well of the allspark at all.
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Date: 2014-12-29 12:22 pm (UTC)Bibble
Why the hell do you want to play here?
Recommended to me by Bozza and Kali
What other roleplays have you been a part of?
None
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Tina Ruth Belcher (From Bob's Burgers)
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Tina, a 13 year old girl who works at her father's burger restaurant, appears to have social defects, but in her eyes she is a strong sensual woman.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[Tina opens her eyes and finds herself in a new place]
Hmm.. I wonder how I got here.
[Tina picks up rock]
Oh hi. Would you like to be my new friend.
[Rock slips out of Tina's hand]
You've changed.. Just kidding, it's my fault don't leave.
no subject
Date: 2015-01-02 11:04 pm (UTC)Directions:
- Join
- Post to the Taken Characters post.
- No one cares who you are, so there's no contact list. Figure it out yourself.
Move along.
no subject
Date: 2015-01-11 11:08 pm (UTC)Why the hell do you want to play here? Because fuck you is why
What other roleplays have you been a part of? This one. The old one. Some random shit on LJ and IJ and DW and by email and IM and shizz, whatevs.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Katarina "Kat" Stratford, from 10 Things I Hate About You
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them. Kat Stratford is somewhat... "heinous bitch" is the term used most often. She's the most nineties version of Katherine from Taming of the Shrew you can imagine. Bitter, sharp, and sarcastic, Kat takes no shit and gives very few fucks.
I'm taking her from the start of the movie, after long consideration, so she's still in full bitch mode. Be aware.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[Okay, she was in her room a minute ago. This is definitely not her room]
[Kat sits up, rubbing her eyes, and looks around]
What the hell?
Somebody better explain where I am. You've got five minutes, then I start cracking heads.
NO NO CHARACTERS FOR YOU AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Date: 2015-01-12 11:23 am (UTC)Directions:
- Join
- Post to the Taken Characters post.
- No one cares who you are, so there's no contact list. Figure it out yourself.
Move along.
i lied about the jerks you get robot jesus instead, my goal is out outdad roland
Date: 2015-01-17 12:02 am (UTC)Why the hell do you want to play here? we all know.
What other roleplays have you been a part of? don't pretend it's a secret.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Optimus Prime from Transformers Prime.
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Optimus is robot Jesus.
... No I'm not kidding, he even dies to save all of his kind, literally honestly no kidding that is the series finale, he fucking dies to bring Cybertron back to life. What did you do today?
Optimus was originally Orion Pax, a humble little data clerk (librarian) on Cybertron during the era where castes were huge and everything sucked. He didn't like this a lot, and he was also bffs with some really strong, really inspiring awesome gladiator named Megatronus. Megatronus went in to be a prime, but decided the best way to convince the council that he was the best bot for the job, was to tell them all how he was going to kick their ass.
Unsurprisingly, the council chose Orion instead, and he became Optimus Prime.
So understandably, Megatronus, who soon just became Megatron, hates the shit out of him.
Anyway, Optimus is super nice, if super serious, down to earth, humble, powerful, not exactly warm and cuddly but definitely the kind of guy you'd want to have a long conversation about morals with. He's kind of emotionally detached from things, and his emotional reactions are dampened, but he does feel them. He's primarily ruled by reason, and doesn't jump to conclusions or do anything spontaneously. At all. Ever. That included laughing, smiling, showing joy bigger than little dork smiles, having parties, petting kittens and giving hugs.
But he is still a Very Good Guy and very easy to get along with, and very gentle and giving. But also a badass battle hardened soldier who will cut a bitch.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
... I don't believe this is the well of the allspark at all.
Did... I miscalculate?
NOBODY OUTDADS THE GUNSLINGER HDU
Date: 2015-01-17 09:58 pm (UTC)Directions:
- Join
- Post to the Taken Characters post.
- No one cares who you are, so there's no contact list. Figure it out yourself.
Move along.