[ A P P L I C A T I O N ]

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Here, fill this shit out:

<b>Who the fuck are you?</b> <b>Why the hell do you want to play here?</b> <b>What other roleplays have you been a part of?</b> <b>What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?</b> <b>Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.</b> "Some stuff?" You're not even going to tell us what to write? <b>No. You figure it out.</b> But what do you want, like an RP sample, or a log, or a description of their personality, or what? <b>Whatever shows you can play the character.</b> C-cry! I don't know what to give you! <b>Then maybe you shouldn't be playing the fucking character.</b> ...you're a real asshole, you know that? <b>Yep.</b> <b>Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.</b>

We will be judging you.

DO NOT give us tl;dr and pretentious crap.