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[moddedingly]

Here, fill this shit out:

<b>Who the fuck are you?</b> <b>Why the hell do you want to play here?</b> <b>What other roleplays have you been a part of?</b> <b>What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?</b> <b>Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.</b> "Some stuff?" You're not even going to tell us what to write? <b>No. You figure it out.</b> But what do you want, like an RP sample, or a log, or a description of their personality, or what? <b>Whatever shows you can play the character.</b> C-cry! I don't know what to give you! <b>Then maybe you shouldn't be playing the fucking character.</b> ...you're a real asshole, you know that? <b>Yep.</b> <b>Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.</b>

We will be judging you.

DO NOT give us tl;dr and pretentious crap.

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[laughedingly]

Who the fuck are you? Jormy the Soul-Eater. aka you, ya butt.

Why the hell do you want to play here? Because shut your my your face

What other roleplays have you been a part of? ALL THE THINGS

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? John Constantine, from Hellblazer. not the new52 one the old one. before it got shit in like 2007. that one.

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Yes I have, but I'm too lazy to pull up logs, especially given that I already know.
John is a grumpy alcoholic arsehole of a magus. Trenchcoat. Fifty-a-day Silk Cut habit. Scouser living in London. Owes the Devil his soul and is not happy about this. Everyone he loves dies and it's usually his fault. Not Welsh. Not American. Not Keanu Reeves.

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
...Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.

[He lights up a cigarette, running his hand over his face]

I swear, if this is another fucking spirit quest, I am hunting down whoever did this and kicking their bollocks out through the top of their head.

I was so tempted to reject this just to fuck around

[moddedingly]

YEAH, YEAH

Directions:

- Join roleplayedingly and oocedingly.
- Post to the Taken Characters post.
- No one cares who you are, so there's no contact list. Figure it out yourself.

Move along.