Who the fuck are you? It me.. Bozza. 5th character on the way.
Why the hell do you want to play here? nyeeeaaaaaahhh
What other roleplays have you been a part of? urghhh
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Another Homestuck, because I am trash. Kill me now. It's gotta be 'Dad' Egbert.
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them. Nope, not RPed them before.
'Dad' Egbert (Mr. Egbert to you, or maybe even just Dad. He is a very Dad person.) is the John's Guardian. He is a lover of pipes, ties, pranks, and confectionery of the baked kind. This man loves his adopted son very much, and changed his very own lifestyle so that his son would be happy. His real job is a standard office job, with ties and whatnot, however he posed his life so as to make out that he was a humble Jester, so that John could be happy. Dad Egbert is proficient with many weapons, including, but not limited to: Unarmed fighting, Brooms, Shaving cream, Pastries, Cakes, and Safes. In fact, he can fight with pretty much anything. He's just such a bad-ass. And he is one-hundred percent human. But also very strong. Like stupid strong ((LEAVE ME ALONE! I LIKE STRONG CHARACTERS!))
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
What's going on here? Hmm. Well, no use waiting around. Might as well get moving
[Dad picks himself up off the floor, and brushes dust off his suit and hat. He digs in his pocket for his pipe, and matches, taking a puff before setting off walking.]
Shame that my car is not here, that would make it much easier to get around.
[He straightens his tie and checks his PDA]
Hmmm.. No signal...
I hope my son is fending for himself alright. He did manage to move the safe earlier. He should be fine
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Date: 2014-12-25 11:49 pm (UTC)It me.. Bozza. 5th character on the way.
Why the hell do you want to play here?
nyeeeaaaaaahhh
What other roleplays have you been a part of?
urghhh
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Another Homestuck, because I am trash. Kill me now.
It's gotta be 'Dad' Egbert.
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Nope, not RPed them before.
'Dad' Egbert (Mr. Egbert to you, or maybe even just Dad. He is a very Dad person.) is the John's Guardian. He is a lover of pipes, ties, pranks, and confectionery of the baked kind. This man loves his adopted son very much, and changed his very own lifestyle so that his son would be happy. His real job is a standard office job, with ties and whatnot, however he posed his life so as to make out that he was a humble Jester, so that John could be happy. Dad Egbert is proficient with many weapons, including, but not limited to: Unarmed fighting, Brooms, Shaving cream, Pastries, Cakes, and Safes. In fact, he can fight with pretty much anything. He's just such a bad-ass. And he is one-hundred percent human. But also very strong. Like stupid strong ((LEAVE ME ALONE! I LIKE STRONG CHARACTERS!))
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
What's going on here? Hmm. Well, no use waiting around. Might as well get moving
[Dad picks himself up off the floor, and brushes dust off his suit and hat. He digs in his pocket for his pipe, and matches, taking a puff before setting off walking.]
Shame that my car is not here, that would make it much easier to get around.
[He straightens his tie and checks his PDA]
Hmmm.. No signal...
I hope my son is fending for himself alright. He did manage to move the safe earlier. He should be fine