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[moddedingly]

Here, fill this shit out:

<b>Who the fuck are you?</b> <b>Why the hell do you want to play here?</b> <b>What other roleplays have you been a part of?</b> <b>What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?</b> <b>Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.</b> "Some stuff?" You're not even going to tell us what to write? <b>No. You figure it out.</b> But what do you want, like an RP sample, or a log, or a description of their personality, or what? <b>Whatever shows you can play the character.</b> C-cry! I don't know what to give you! <b>Then maybe you shouldn't be playing the fucking character.</b> ...you're a real asshole, you know that? <b>Yep.</b> <b>Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.</b>

We will be judging you.

DO NOT give us tl;dr and pretentious crap.

Comments

oh I'm so pleased the name is under the character limit!

[canneverbebuggeredingly]

Who the fuck are you? jim henson. nick clegg. the entire cast of Cats.

Why the hell do you want to play here? fucked if I know GET ME OUT OF THIS MADHOUSE

What other roleplays have you been a part of? None, I was create ex nihilo five minutes ago

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Gytha 'Nanny' Ogg from Discworld

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them. So Nanny Ogg is a witch, and also the matriarch of half of Lancre. She has SO GODDAMN MANY sons and daughters-in-law and grandkids and great grandkids it is hilarious. How did she get this vast empire of offspring? because she is an unashamed dirty old lady, that is how. She has been married a bunch of times and lbr that is not a limiting factor either. She likes drinking heavily, smoking, and singing songs about, as her best friend puts it 'a rodent that can never be persuaded to care about anything'.

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[TO BE CONTINUED placeholder placeholder lorem ipsum I need to restart]

[moddedingly]

the name's great and all but are you ever finishing this fucking app?

[aaaaaaaaaaarghedingly]

shhhhhhhhut up I ran out of steam I'm doing it now to procrastinate on calling work

[canneverbebuggeredingly]

Also you know I can't edit the post if you reply to it, right?

example what the shit is going on yadda yadda

[Boom, there is a little old lady landing flat on her arse in the middle of wherever]

[She picks herself up, brushes her skirts down, and examines her pointy hat for damage]

Ee, that's not half value for money, that. Look at that, wouldja. Not so much as a crumple. That's the willow frame, that is.

[Looking around, she absent-mindedly gets out her pipe and matches and lights up]

Well, this ain't Lancre. Someone's playing silly wotsits here, and no mistake. Oi! Mister! Where'm I at?

Suck it up.

[moddedingly]

YEAH, YEAH

Directions:

- Join roleplayedingly and oocedingly.
- Post to the Taken Characters post.
- No one cares who you are, so there's no contact list. Figure it out yourself.

Move along.