[ A P P L I C A T I O N ]

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Here, fill this shit out:

<b>Who the fuck are you?</b> <b>Why the hell do you want to play here?</b> <b>What other roleplays have you been a part of?</b> <b>What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?</b> <b>Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.</b> "Some stuff?" You're not even going to tell us what to write? <b>No. You figure it out.</b> But what do you want, like an RP sample, or a log, or a description of their personality, or what? <b>Whatever shows you can play the character.</b> C-cry! I don't know what to give you! <b>Then maybe you shouldn't be playing the fucking character.</b> ...you're a real asshole, you know that? <b>Yep.</b> <b>Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.</b>

We will be judging you.

DO NOT give us tl;dr and pretentious crap.

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[canneverbebuggeredingly]

Also you know I can't edit the post if you reply to it, right?

example what the shit is going on yadda yadda

[Boom, there is a little old lady landing flat on her arse in the middle of wherever]

[She picks herself up, brushes her skirts down, and examines her pointy hat for damage]

Ee, that's not half value for money, that. Look at that, wouldja. Not so much as a crumple. That's the willow frame, that is.

[Looking around, she absent-mindedly gets out her pipe and matches and lights up]

Well, this ain't Lancre. Someone's playing silly wotsits here, and no mistake. Oi! Mister! Where'm I at?

SORRY I CHOSE HAWKEYE

[hawkeyedingly]

Who the fuck are you? yo momma

Why the hell do you want to play here? I tried to run but you pulled me back in

What other roleplays have you been a part of? Most of the same ones as you, m8

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Captain Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce from M*A*S*H and YES I'M SORRY HE'S NOT ANWAR

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
So Hawkeye is an excellent surgeon who's been drafted to work for a military hospital unit in the Korean War. Which was not exactly his plan; he's very much of the 'war is hell' persuasion, is entirely critical of the whole endeavour, and would give several appendages for the war to be over as soon as possible. He copes with the utter misery of life at the front by hitting indiscriminately on the nurses, drinking heavily and often (he has a still in his tent for this very reason) and mocking everyone and everything. Underneath it, though, he's a good person who takes his hippocratic oath very seriously and cares deeply about his friends. Overneath, he's a wry, cynical, insubordinate little shit who keeps the camp laughing.

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[Rubbing his head and looking around]

Wow, last night must've been a doozie. Toto, I don't think we're in Korea any more. Where the hell am I? This definitely isn't the 4077th. But looking on the bright side, this definitely isn't the 4077th.

I mean, my professional medical opinion, Captain Pierce, is that you've definitely gone utterly off the deep end. It was bound to happen sooner or later. May as well enjoy it while it lasts.

[Pulls his straw cowboy hat down over his eyes and straightens his dressing gown]

Well, let's go see what insanity's got to offer. Can't be worse than being sane was.

Suck it up.

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[skilledingly]

Who the fuck are you?

Kali

Why the hell do you want to play here?

I'm like 99% sure I could write anything I want here and it wouldn't matter. THE GOVERNMENT IS BEEEEEEEES!

What other roleplays have you been a part of?

THE GOVERNMENT IS STILL BEEES!

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?

Reaver from Fable

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.

Reaver is the Hero of Skill, making him the most accurate shot in the world. Of course he used his heroic power to murder his way to power as king of the pirates, so perhaps hero isn't quite the correct term for what Reaver is. He is however egotistical, selfish, borderline psychopathic and TOTALLY FABULOUS.

He has a bargain with demonic forces to grant him eternal youth (the details of which he'd rather keep under wraps). The only thing deadlier than his aim is his wit. oh and his charm. and his fashion sense. he's pretty deadly all round to be honest. and voiced by Stephen Fry no less, so feel free to read in his voice if you so desire. I know I will.

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.

Well, this is a turn up for the books isn't it? Hardly the first time I've woken up I don't know where. just there's usually more naked women. or men. or bodies. All three if I'm lucky.

[Reaver checks his holster and is relieved to find his trusty dragonstomper .48 is still at his side.]

Good. I really would hate to have to shoot someone in the head with a sub-standard weapon. what kind of message would that send about me? speaking of shooting people in the head...

If whomsoever is responsible for all this... this could kindly make yourself known, I promise you a nice quick death. well, I say quick. I'll only torture you a little first. Well, I say a little...

No? Not a peep? I take it from your silence that you like torture then? I know I certainly do. but enough foreplay. I'm a busy man. places to be, people to subjugate, you know how it is. Tatty Bye now!

[Reaver wanders off, idly swinging his cane and whistling a sea shanty. A robin merrily chirps it's way across the sky. the whistling stops.the bird explodes into a bloodied mess of feathers.]

you're a tad sharp, darling.

[Back to whistling]

pirate invasion

[captainedingly]

Who the fuck are you? jesus

Why the hell do you want to play here? jesus can do whatever jesus wants

What other roleplays have you been a part of? every single goddamn one of them in the entire world i am the best

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean.

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Jack is a selfish, womanizing, childish asshole of a pirate captain. He is also the Pirate Lord of the Caribbean, the most brilliant pirate captain out there who has eluded the noose and capture for decades, was once a slave runner and a slave freer by proxy, died twice, outwitted Davy Jones, escaped the Locker, beat up Blackbeard and happens to captain one of the fastest, most well known ships this side of the Caribbean.

He's a crack shot, an excellent sword fighter, a brilliant navigator, obnoxiously charismatic also hates baths. Baths do not happen in Jack's world.

Also deep down under that drunken layer of self love and asshole douche bag behavior is a heart of gold, who sacrificed eternal life to save his best friend, defeated an army of the undead, and saved the life of a woman he only kind of sort of loves.

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.

... In retrospect, mixing Absinthe with rum might not have been my most brilliant idea to date. Live and learn, aye?

[where the hell what the hell why the hell]

... And where the bloody hell is my ship.

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how can i deny jesus?

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[visionofwords]

Who the fuck are you? Your mother. Why haven't you called me.

Why the hell do you want to play here? It's what the cool kids are doing

What other roleplays have you been a part of? All of them and none of them at the same time. I am both present and absent. A being of myth and of reality. A conundrum. An enigma. A mystery.

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Aisling, from the animated film 'The Secret of Kells'

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Aisling is a five year old. Actually she's fucking ancient, several hundred years old but she acts and looks like she's five so she's fucking five. Also she's a spoiled brat who always gets her way. And is very lonely. And is a fairy. And has a whole forest to herself and she is very lonely. She likes to pretend she's not scared of anything but she is at the very least afraid of old eldritch horrors.

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.

Brendan? ... BRENDAN!

... Where's the forest?! Where's... But-

...

[PANIC]

Hello?

[moddedingly]

REJECTED!

For one or more of the following reasons:

- You failed to complete the application.
- Your characterization was off.
- You don't have a good grip on the character's voice.
- There is a freakin' character limit and you haven't grovelled enough to break it this much
- The mods just don't like you.

Thank you and have a nice day somewhere else.

I'll get around to doing an account if this is cleared ((Get it... CLEAR-ed.. Pls love me))

[clearedingly]

Who the fuck are you?
It me.. Bozza. 5th character on the way.

Why the hell do you want to play here?
nyeeeaaaaaahhh

What other roleplays have you been a part of?
urghhh

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Another Homestuck, because I am trash. Kill me now.
It's gotta be 'Dad' Egbert.

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Nope, not RPed them before.

'Dad' Egbert (Mr. Egbert to you, or maybe even just Dad. He is a very Dad person.) is the John's Guardian. He is a lover of pipes, ties, pranks, and confectionery of the baked kind. This man loves his adopted son very much, and changed his very own lifestyle so that his son would be happy. His real job is a standard office job, with ties and whatnot, however he posed his life so as to make out that he was a humble Jester, so that John could be happy. Dad Egbert is proficient with many weapons, including, but not limited to: Unarmed fighting, Brooms, Shaving cream, Pastries, Cakes, and Safes. In fact, he can fight with pretty much anything. He's just such a bad-ass. And he is one-hundred percent human. But also very strong. Like stupid strong ((LEAVE ME ALONE! I LIKE STRONG CHARACTERS!))

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.

What's going on here? Hmm. Well, no use waiting around. Might as well get moving

[Dad picks himself up off the floor, and brushes dust off his suit and hat. He digs in his pocket for his pipe, and matches, taking a puff before setting off walking.]

Shame that my car is not here, that would make it much easier to get around.

[He straightens his tie and checks his PDA]

Hmmm.. No signal...

I hope my son is fending for himself alright. He did manage to move the safe earlier. He should be fine

[hopelesslydevotedingly]

Who the fuck are you?
Bibble

Why the hell do you want to play here?
Recommended to me by Bozza and Kali

What other roleplays have you been a part of?
None

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Tina Ruth Belcher (From Bob's Burgers)

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Tina, a 13 year old girl who works at her father's burger restaurant, appears to have social defects, but in her eyes she is a strong sensual woman.

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.

[Tina opens her eyes and finds herself in a new place]

Hmm.. I wonder how I got here.

[Tina picks up rock]

Oh hi. Would you like to be my new friend.

[Rock slips out of Tina's hand]

You've changed.. Just kidding, it's my fault don't leave.

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[heinousbitchedingly]

Who the fuck are you? I am the alpha and omega, the mun of all muns, and the motherfucking supermod

Why the hell do you want to play here? Because fuck you is why

What other roleplays have you been a part of? This one. The old one. Some random shit on LJ and IJ and DW and by email and IM and shizz, whatevs.

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Katarina "Kat" Stratford, from 10 Things I Hate About You

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them. Kat Stratford is somewhat... "heinous bitch" is the term used most often. She's the most nineties version of Katherine from Taming of the Shrew you can imagine. Bitter, sharp, and sarcastic, Kat takes no shit and gives very few fucks.
I'm taking her from the start of the movie, after long consideration, so she's still in full bitch mode. Be aware.

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[Okay, she was in her room a minute ago. This is definitely not her room]

[Kat sits up, rubbing her eyes, and looks around]

What the hell?

Somebody better explain where I am. You've got five minutes, then I start cracking heads.

NO NO CHARACTERS FOR YOU AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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i lied about the jerks you get robot jesus instead, my goal is out outdad roland

[dadimus]

Who the fuck are you? you know who this is

Why the hell do you want to play here? we all know.

What other roleplays have you been a part of? don't pretend it's a secret.

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Optimus Prime from Transformers Prime.

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Optimus is robot Jesus.

... No I'm not kidding, he even dies to save all of his kind, literally honestly no kidding that is the series finale, he fucking dies to bring Cybertron back to life. What did you do today?

Optimus was originally Orion Pax, a humble little data clerk (librarian) on Cybertron during the era where castes were huge and everything sucked. He didn't like this a lot, and he was also bffs with some really strong, really inspiring awesome gladiator named Megatronus. Megatronus went in to be a prime, but decided the best way to convince the council that he was the best bot for the job, was to tell them all how he was going to kick their ass.

Unsurprisingly, the council chose Orion instead, and he became Optimus Prime.

So understandably, Megatronus, who soon just became Megatron, hates the shit out of him.

Anyway, Optimus is super nice, if super serious, down to earth, humble, powerful, not exactly warm and cuddly but definitely the kind of guy you'd want to have a long conversation about morals with. He's kind of emotionally detached from things, and his emotional reactions are dampened, but he does feel them. He's primarily ruled by reason, and doesn't jump to conclusions or do anything spontaneously. At all. Ever. That included laughing, smiling, showing joy bigger than little dork smiles, having parties, petting kittens and giving hugs.

But he is still a Very Good Guy and very easy to get along with, and very gentle and giving. But also a badass battle hardened soldier who will cut a bitch.

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.

... I don't believe this is the well of the allspark at all.

Did... I miscalculate?

NOBODY OUTDADS THE GUNSLINGER HDU

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