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i have no idea who that is but whatever
Date: 2014-11-06 05:28 pm (UTC)Directions:
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Date: 2014-11-17 02:29 pm (UTC)I am D-Ballz, also known by some as Jason!
Why the hell do you want to play here?
I joined a random roleplay last night, and got told to join. By about 5 people at once.
What other roleplays have you been a part of?
I've been in a lot. Like, a LOT. I couldn't begin to name them all, but I used to do e-fedding, and started off with a combat based Dragon Ball Z roleplay.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home, from Welcome to Night Vale
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
I roleplayed her last night, in some sort of sexdice based roleplay, which was interesting... Got told she was pretty much spot on, so I guess that counts?
Either way, the Faceless Old Woman is an old woman without a face. She secretly lives in your home. She's touching your neck right now...
You smell nice.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[The faceless Old Woman looks around at her surroundings. If she had eyes, they would be darting back and forth between the unfamiliar locations and items in those unfamiliar locations. She seems... Lost. Somehow. She is almost never lost, and yet, here she is.]
This is strange. I haven't been here before. How have I not been here before? I have been everywhere. But not here... This is making me nervous.
[The Faceless Old Woman stays where she is, for now. Nobody can quite see her, which is good. She isn't used to people being able to see her clearly. That would just add more layers onto the ever-increasing anxiety. That wouldn't be good. She glances around, her not-eyes seeing everything, yet taking in nothing.]
I think... I'm too nervous for this. I need to calm down.
[She begins her calming ritual, by finding a nearby cupboard and filling it with woodlice.]
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Date: 2014-11-17 06:53 pm (UTC)Directions:
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Date: 2014-11-17 07:42 pm (UTC)Why the hell do you want to play here? I AM AS I HAVE EVER BEEN AND EVER SHALL BE.
What other roleplays have you been a part of? FUCK YOU, YOU KNOW THIS.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Boromir, please.
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them. I could c/p from Sexdice. That's my credentials. This is your fault.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
Boromir woke up. That was more than passing strange, as he had not gone to some temporary sleep when last he'd closed his eyes-- he had gone to what should have been his Final Reward.
Odd. He really did not feel dead... though perhaps a bit, with his mouth foul of cheap wine and his head athrob with dull pain.
"What's all this, then?"
Oh, an uprising! Well. He knew how to do that.
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Date: 2014-11-17 07:44 pm (UTC)Directions:
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Date: 2014-11-18 07:35 pm (UTC)Why the hell do you want to play here? Because shut
yourmyyour faceWhat other roleplays have you been a part of? ALL THE THINGS
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? John Constantine, from Hellblazer. not the new52 one the old one. before it got shit in like 2007. that one.
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Yes I have, but I'm too lazy to pull up logs, especially given that I already know.
John is a grumpy alcoholic arsehole of a magus. Trenchcoat. Fifty-a-day Silk Cut habit. Scouser living in London. Owes the Devil his soul and is not happy about this. Everyone he loves dies and it's usually his fault. Not Welsh. Not American. Not Keanu Reeves.
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...Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
[He lights up a cigarette, running his hand over his face]
I swear, if this is another fucking spirit quest, I am hunting down whoever did this and kicking their bollocks out through the top of their head.
I was so tempted to reject this just to fuck around
Date: 2014-11-18 07:37 pm (UTC)Directions:
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Date: 2014-11-19 12:54 am (UTC)Kali.
Why the hell do you want to play here?
fuck knows, I should be working. but meh.
What other roleplays have you been a part of?
This and uh, this again.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Ron Swanson
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Ron Swanson is the Director of the Pawnee Parks and Recreation department. His life is as epic as it is private. He is quite possibly the manliest of men. Lover of meat, drinker of whiskey, worker of wood, seducer of women and hater of government in all its forms.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[Ron sits in silence whittling a stick into a sharp point. This is not where he was before.]
It is important to establish dominance over those around you. It is in situations like this that I employ the batman principal, the principal being that if you remain unmoved and appear cool under pressure, the danger will make itself and it's plans known to you, allowing you to neutralise the threat. Of course, I do not need to make a conscious effort to employ this principal, because I always employ this principal. I'm Ron fucking Swanson.
I am the danger.
I am the one who knocks?[Ron continues to sit and whittle.]
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Date: 2014-11-19 01:22 am (UTC)Why the hell do you want to play here? BECAUSE I'M FUCKED IN THE HEAD. OBVS.
What other roleplays have you been a part of? IGNOOOOOOOOOOOOORE ME
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Zuko, from ATLA.
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them. Yes, I have. DO YOU TRUST ME?
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[sets everything the fuck on fire.]
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Date: 2014-11-19 01:36 am (UTC)Directions:
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Date: 2014-11-19 01:38 am (UTC)Directions:
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Date: 2014-11-19 11:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-11-19 11:54 pm (UTC)Axel, friends with Kali and Tegs
Why the hell do you want to play here?
It's going to be fun??
What other roleplays have you been a part of?
A random thing on omegle when I pretended to be John Watson
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Minerva McGonagall
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them. Not before. She's the Transfiguration teacher at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Often known for acerbic remarks and other sarcastic comments towards her students. She doesn't stand any nonsense. However she does have a warm heart and is fiercely loyal to Professor Dumbledore, the Headmaster. Work hard!
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post. Minerva looks around and can't think where she is. It's not her office at Hogwarts. She suspects there must be a powerful enchantment at work and sets out to find the source. She casts the spell 'Revelio'
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Date: 2014-11-20 12:08 am (UTC)Directions:
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Date: 2014-11-22 11:59 am (UTC)Jason, AKA D-Ballz, the guy RPing as The Faceless Old Woman
Why the hell do you want to play here?
Because I am a sad, lonely little man, and I have your pity.
What other roleplays have you been a part of?
MANY OF THEM. MANYYYYYYY!
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Captain Hammer, from Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog. His fists are not the hammer (the hammer is his penis).
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
"Some stuff?" You're not even going to tell us what to write?
No. You figure it out.
But what do you want, like an RP sample, or a log, or a description of their personality, or what?
Whatever shows you can play the character.
C-cry! I don't know what to give you!
Then maybe you shouldn't be playing the fucking character.
...you're a real asshole, you know that?
Yep.
Captain Hammer was played by Nathan Fillion in Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog, during which he proved himself to be a collossal arsehole of epic proportions, but at least he and Penny totally had sex, before she died painfully (apparently, it's better the second time, you get to do the weird stuff). As a result of an accident involving a malfunctioning death ray, Captain Hammer has recently gained another ability, on top of his standard generic superhero powers. He now also has the ability to... Feel pain. He's never felt pain before, so he finds it a little difficult to deal with. Well... Incredibly difficult. He ended up seeing a counsellor and crying like a little baby. But, he's still out there, being a massive dickbasket, and trying to stop villains in their tracks, mostly so he can pick up attractive women.
As for the villains he faces? It's curtains for them. Lacy, gently wafting curtains...
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[Captain Hammer finds himself in an unfamiliar location. He's never been here before, obviously, which is why it is unfamiliar. Didn't you read the earlier sentence? No? Dick. Anyway, Captain Hammer finds himself in an unknown place. As he scans the room, he launches into his standard entrance song.]
Stand back everyone, nothin' here to see! Just imminent danger, in the middle of it... Nobody. Nobody's here. I'm alone with nobody to appreciate my obvious sex appeal and rugged good lucks. God damn it. Just my luck.
[Dejected, Captain Hammer sulks away, trying to find somewhere he can actually fight some crime, and look awesome. After all, what's the point in actually saving the world, if you can't look cool and pick up chicks doing it?]
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Date: 2014-11-22 07:23 pm (UTC)Directions:
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Date: 2014-11-22 10:13 pm (UTC)Why the hell do you want to play here? because i suck
What other roleplays have you been a part of? every single one of them
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Wade Wilson/Deadpool from Marvel. Not the shitty movie Deadpool that never happened.
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them Yes and here:
http://boxomuses.dreamwidth.org/48403.html#comments
http://boxomuses.dreamwidth.org/47546.html#comments
http://boxomuses.dreamwidth.org/45247.html#comments
that should be enough
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
Quick, preliminary teleportation ball check.
... Yeah good they're still there, everyone made it.
So, expansive blank world filled with wax abominations not yet seen by man and I with the power of a mighty crayola god at my finger tips.
Yeah this is gonna be a good day, if anyone needs me I'll be making a harem of women, no one bother me.
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Date: 2014-11-23 08:41 pm (UTC)Bozza. Finally getting a fourth.
Why the hell do you want to play here?
Because I am a loser nerd who sits by himself.
What other roleplays have you been a part of?
Just here.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Clear, from DRAMAtical Murder. (I always shout the DRAMA bit, then sorta whisper the rest.)
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Nope, Not RPed them before.
Clear is a robot. (Android I think is the correct term in this case.) He was created with the sole purpose of controlling other people using his voice, in the form of 'dye-music'. However, due to a fault in his coding, Clear recognises Aoba as his master, rather than Toue and is therefore designated for destruction. However the cleaner takes pity on him, and runs away with Clear to a small island to live in peace. However, the man Clear refers to as his Grandpa dies, and he returns to Aoba. He is fiercely protective of 'Master', and has led himself to believe that he is human, so much so that he has formed a mechanical 'heart/soul'.
He also likes Jellyfish, and can sing a jellyfish song.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[Clear sits up and looks around.]
I wonder where Master is. I can't hear him.
[He stands himself up, and opens his umbrella. It's not raining, and it does nothing to block out the sun. He begins to walk in a direction.]
Where is Master? He will be fine without me, but I cannot hear him.
[Clear looks up to the sky, and stops walking for a bit. Light glints off of his gas-mask as he contemplates the sky. He smiles under the mask, the clouds reminding him of the way jellyfish float by.]
[Clear begins to walk again, humming lightly under his breath.]
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Date: 2014-11-24 12:17 am (UTC)Directions:
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Date: 2014-11-24 12:17 am (UTC)Directions:
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oh I'm so pleased the name is under the character limit!
Date: 2014-11-27 07:04 pm (UTC)Why the hell do you want to play here? fucked if I know GET ME OUT OF THIS MADHOUSE
What other roleplays have you been a part of? None, I was create ex nihilo five minutes ago
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Gytha 'Nanny' Ogg from Discworld
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them. So Nanny Ogg is a witch, and also the matriarch of half of Lancre. She has SO GODDAMN MANY sons and daughters-in-law and grandkids and great grandkids it is hilarious. How did she get this vast empire of offspring? because she is an unashamed dirty old lady, that is how. She has been married a bunch of times and lbr that is not a limiting factor either. She likes drinking heavily, smoking, and singing songs about, as her best friend puts it 'a rodent that can never be persuaded to care about anything'.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[TO BE CONTINUED placeholder placeholder lorem ipsum I need to restart]
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Date: 2014-11-30 06:43 pm (UTC)Why the hell do you want to play here? i want to spread free love through the world and like such as
What other roleplays have you been a part of? all of them
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Garth, from Fable 2
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Garth is a WIZARD/MAGE from the LAND OF ALBION ye old England times around the Victorian era when no one believes in MAGIC anymore so he just hides in a giant tower in the middle of the woods to do all his magic. He's a grumpy old man who has prolonged his years with magic and is pretty comfortable with being a huge grumpy snarky sassy dick to everyone he talks to because he is a motherfucking genius and everyone needs to shut up for five seconds and listen to him.
Barring that, they should just go get themselves in trouble so he can stomp over there and save their ungrateful hides because he is the Hero of Will, not by choice but by fate.
Except much dry deadpan snarking, unimpressed staring and begrudging acts of heroism.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
I refuse to believe this is actually happening. There is no possible way that any of this is actually real. The trees are made of wax for Light's sake, if that isn't a stark indicator of a fever dream I don't know what is.
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Date: 2014-12-03 07:34 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2014-12-11 02:17 pm (UTC)