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Date: 2014-01-25 09:36 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Who the fuck are you?
I am the Netkeeper.

Why the hell do you want to play here?
Because my judgement is perfect.

What other roleplays have you been a part of?
548562232562023030 PSLs and nothing else I am clearly a very serious roleplayer

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Donatello of the TMNT.

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
http://factorialtown.dreamwidth.org/523.html
http://bakerstreet.dreamwidth.org/1394474.html?thread=802913322#cmt802913322
Too lazy to find more

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
There were two things Donatello noticed right off the bat. The first is that he was suddenly not in a sewer filled with the familiar surroundings of pizza, brothers, and computers, but on the surface, where people could see him. The second is that there was no wifi signal.

"Where the shell am I?" He asked, gazing around suspiciously while trying to find a suitable place to hide, because when you're worried about being seen the first thing you do is voice your thoughts out loud. Naturally.

Date: 2014-01-25 09:40 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Who the fuck are you?
A person? Some people call me Tegs.

Why the hell do you want to play here?
Everyone seems to be talking about it and it sounds like super crazy fun.

What other roleplays have you been a part of?
ummm... none? I mean, not, well, seriously. At all.

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Lady de Winter (previously Anne de Breuil and the Comtesse de la Fère) from The Three Musketeers

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
no. nope. definitely not.

Abandoned by her lover, murdered by her first husband, and abhorred by her brother-in-law, Milady's life of crime has been consistently hampered by the betrayal of the men around her. This, fortunately has not prevented her from becoming one of the cardinal's best agents.

Despite her proficiency with poisons, charm, and popularity in nunneries across France, the distinctive brand on her shoulder and her inability to distinguish between men prevent her from becoming truly successful in the world of espionage.

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[she wakes up all at once and knows that not only is this not her bedchamber, it is also not where she went to sleep]

Stay still, Clarice, listen. When they give themselves away we'll be waiting.

[It takes her twenty breaths to get bored. At one hundred, she opens her eyes.]


[she screams with rage when she finds out that she is alone]

Date: 2014-01-26 03:46 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Who the fuck are you? Jormy the motherfucking World Serpent, who holds the world together with their coils and prevents the cosmos from falling apart. You're fucking welcome, bitches.

Why the hell do you want to play here? Because goddammit, I used to run the joint! I used to be somebody! *shakes walking stick* Damn kids on my lawn!

What other roleplays have you been a part of? Well, uh, this one for a start. Duh. Plus like a bajillion games you've probably never heard of. Yeah, they're underground. *hipster glasses*

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? For old time's sake, Roland Deschain from Dark Tower. Because even if Ket is too much of a loser to bring back the OTP OF OTPS, fuck you all, this team needs a dad.

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.

SparkNotes version: he's a fucking BAMF with missing fingers and too much stubbornness for his own good who likes to shoot stuff and talk about ka. That's it. No, really, that's it.

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[Roland's done plenty of travelling between worlds. But he's not used to waking up in a different one to the one he went to sleep in]

[Still, he's the gunslinger born, and so he's immediately awake and alert, his left hand snatching his gun and his denuded right hand twitching at the empty holster. He's on his feet even before that, moving fast as a snake, looking around himself]

Gan. What is this place?
(http://roleplayedingly.livejournal.com/871227.html)

Date: 2014-01-26 03:56 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Who the fuck are you? Your worst nightmare.

Why the hell do you want to play here? I don't. The dark forces of the Nostalgiatrons made me do it.

What other roleplays have you been a part of? This one and that one and some other ones, like um CFUD and Sheol and way too many Harry Potter games to count and some crazy-ass Glee game with superpowers and basically lots shut up

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Death of the Endless

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
http://roleplayedingly.livejournal.com/870120.html
She's Death. I mean, come on, what else do you fucking need? Her life story? Tough shit. She doesn't have one. She's motherfucking Death.

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.

Huh.

[One minute she was feeding the fish and beating dark wings around the entire universe, and the next, well... she's not]

[Plus she can't feel her domain. That's weird. Unless she's human, she can always feel the Sunless Lands. They're part of her, after all. And she's not due to be human again for, like, fifty more years]

[And this place feels weirdly familiar]

[Touching the silver ankh around her neck, almost for reassurance, she looks around]

Guess I'm not in Kansas any more. Go figure.

It's a holiday, I guess...

Date: 2014-01-26 04:22 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Who the fuck are you? Who the fuck do you think?

Why the hell do you want to play here? Because what kind of ex-player would I be if I didn't return to the scene of the crime to cause wank and heartbreak?

What other roleplays have you been a part of? None of them. Ever. Definitely not this one. Definitely didn't mod it or help to mod Oddly hey remember that anyone remember how we totally ballsed it up? Definitely not. Total n00b here and also an absolute stranger.

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Faramir son of Denethor of the line of Ecthalion, Steward of Gondor, Captain of the West, Lord of... okay, yeah, you know the guy. Faramir.

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
No, definitely not. Especially not at http://roleplayedingly.livejournal.com/785175.html

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[Wait. What. This isn't his bed. This isn't Minas Tirith. This isn't even Gondor]

[Faramir is on his feet, fumbling for his sword]

By the Tree, what is this place? What strange craft has brought me here unknowing? Show thyself, if thou art here! Let me look upon my captors, at least!

[No answer. Also, he notes as he looks around, no army, and no bow. This is not good. Shifting his grip on the sword, he lowers his stance]

Some foul witchcraft lies in the air here. I like it not. Again, I bid thee, show thyself!

Date: 2014-01-26 05:24 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Who the fuck are you? I am a spectre of my former self, a fragile shell of humanity. Also, Jormy.

Why the hell do you want to play here? Because. DO NOT QUESTION THE JORMY.

What other roleplays have you been a part of? RPD, oddly, CFUD, Sheol, blah blah blah harry potter blah blah glee blah blah blah blah LOTS

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Elsa of Arendelle, from Frozen.

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Yeah no. Dude, I only saw the film like a month ago, geesh.
Elsa's a ~magical princess~ with uncontrollable ice powers and seeerious self-esteem issues. Like, she should really see someone about that. Except actually she's been locked away in her room for like ten years or something because she's dangerous so basically she's just super freaked-out by stuff and things. Also, when she gets emotional, she kinda sets off an eternal winter. Or something.
I could put in some guff about how she's all deep and driven by fear and loves her family a lot and shit, but hey, like you care, amirite?

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[This isn't right. It's warm and it's not the mountains and it isn't right]

[The more she looks around, and the more she sees that this isn't Arendelle or the mountains or anything like that, the more she struggles not to panic. Frost is starting to creep around her feet and crust on her fingertips when she hears, or thinks she hears, someone approaching]

No! No, go away! It's not safe!

...I thought I was away! I thought I was free! What am I going to do!?

Date: 2014-01-26 07:35 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] crazedingly
Who the fuck are you? I am a meat popsicle

Why the hell do you want to play here? Who says I do?

What other roleplays have you been a part of? The ones in bed with your mother

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Rincewind from Discworld

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Rincewind is a coward. Unashamedly, unhesitatingly so. And yet, mysteriously, he has been instrumental in more changes in the fate of the world than any hero. He faced Bel-Shamharoth, Sender of Eight, and lived. He has gone over the edge of the world MORE THAN ONCE and survived. He has seen every continent on the Disc, usually as a blur as he ran past. He's come close to death so many times that the hourglass of his life looks like it was made by a glassblower with hiccups. He speaks multiple languages fluently or semi-fluently, and can scream for help in many more. Thanks to his experiences, he's not only paranoid but super genre savvy and streetwise. Basically, things happen to Rincewind a lot, despite his fervent wishes.

He likes potatoes. Potatoes are as much excitement as he wants.

Oh, and he is almost always followed by a voracious magic chest on legs. It's called the Luggage, and it has an uncanny knack of following him across continents, worlds, and realities.

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[Rincewind jerks awake, and by the time he's opened his eyes he's upright and running. No point in waiting around to find out if there's anything threatening. There always is, sooner or later]

[After a while, he notices a conspicuous absence behind him. He looks over his shoulder to see a total lack of Luggage, and flops down on a nearby thing. He isn't sure whether its absence is comforting or worrying]

[At this point in his life, he doesn't even bother asking questions like 'where am I' or 'what the hell happened' or 'why do these things always happen to me'. It's not really worth it at this point.]

What happened to my Luggage? That had all my clean underpants in it!
Edited Date: 2014-01-26 08:19 pm (UTC)

Date: 2014-01-26 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Who the fuck are you? Darael. Again. Deal with it.

Why the hell do you want to play here? Why the hell do you care?

What other roleplays have you been a part of? You already know don't make me answer this again

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Lu-Tze, sweeper of Oi Dong monastery on the Discworld.

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.

Lu-Tze is not a monk. Not that you'd know it from looking at him. He lives in the monastery of Oi Dong, in the Ramtops, he lives an ascetic life, and he is the only known practitioner of the martial art Déjà fu, in which the hands move in time as well as space, and the opponent can be moved momentarily to a point on their timeline when someone else will hit them.

To hear the Monks of the Order of Wen speak, you'd think he was the greatest of them all. In truth, however, he is merely a Sweeper. But, after all, even the innermost sanctum must be swept.

Lu-Tze is the foremost proponent of, and quite possibly the reason for, Rule One: "Do not act incautiously when confronted by little bald wrinkly smiling men".

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.

[Lu-Tze stretches and adjusts his robes. He stands, packs his bedroll, and reaches for his broom.]

[The broom is not there.]

Hm.

[Lu-Tze checks to ensure that he at least still has the Book of Mrs Cosmopilite, and is somewhat relieved to discover it exactly where he left it in his robes.]

[He looks around, sees nobody, and - for lack of anything better to do - sets off. Sooner or later there will be History to observe, or someone to tell him how to get back to Oi Dong.]

Date: 2014-01-26 07:56 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Who the fuck are you? I am a human being just like you. Honest.

Why the hell do you want to play here? see above. (alt. answer: because the Luggage won't stop fucking staring at me until I write this app)

What other roleplays have you been a part of? you already know

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? The Luggage.

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.

The Luggage is a travelling trunk. Literally. Being constructed of sapient pearwood, it can follow its master, the self-styled Wizzard Rincewind, absolutely anywhere using hundreds of little legs. It appears to have several interiors: it can contain things larger than should fit, and may - depending on context - open to reveal freshly washed and folded laundry, a heap of treasure, or a tongue as red as mahogany surrounded by sycamore teeth. This last is entirely capable of eating things and, indeed, people - and the only thing so consumed ever to have been seen again was a book of spells, which it spat out after sulking for three days.

The violent behaviour of the Luggage can be attributed to three things. Firstly, sapient pearwood comes from areas previously subject to enormous amounts of magic, so it's hardly surprising it's ticked off. Second, it is incredibly protective of its owner, and anyone making threatening moves against the Wizzard is liable to suffer extreme injury - trampling, bites, and being swallowed are all common results. Thirdly and lastly, the Luggage will never allow anything to get in its way of returning to its master, and simply does not care about the devastation it leaves in its wake.

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.

[The Luggage's snoring - a sound like a log being sawn - ceases, and it stands. It performs a slow, shuffling turn. Its master is nowhere to be seen. No matter. Sapient pearwood can follow its master anywhere, and he appears at least to be in this reality. It is a start. Still, it does not like to be separated from him. If it finds out who is responsible for this, it will probably get very angry indeed.]

[The murderous chest turns slowly to face the direction in which - it knows, though even if it could speak it could never tell you how - it will find its owner, and begins to walk.]

Look I even already got my old name back

Date: 2014-01-26 08:19 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] eddiedingly
Who the fuck are you? It's Elmo, aka-- the bastard that blew up the old lj RPD that time.

Why the hell do you want to play here? Um? Are you serious? I've been WAITING for RPD to come back for like-- what? Two years? At least? Almost 3? Wild horses with machine guns couldn't keep me away.

What other roleplays have you been a part of? Other than RPD in it's prior incarnation, I've roleplayed, um, literally everywhere. But you've never heard of it, because I run my own small games.

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Eddie Dean, the Dark Tower-- because he's not allowed to escape, man.

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them. I played him all over RPD. Want links? I could dig up links.

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.

... [Eddie opened his eyes and then closed them again. Fuck this shit. Again.] When the kid said, 'there's other worlds than these', I never figured I'd haveta go to ALL of 'em. Sheeeeit.

[He wanted to sleep-- that's all he wanted. He'd earned it. But Ka had a way of drawing him ever and on, and on, and on. Down from the damn door where it all began...]

Do your worst, Ka-- I'm takin' a nap.

[But even as he said the words, that old dread wormed it's way up his spine-- and his nerves started to jitter and jive. Because when Fate put it's diabolical mind to it, it could think up some pretty damn awful 'worsts'...]

I AM THE DUMB

Date: 2014-01-27 07:30 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] sixedingly
Who the fuck are you?
Laine, friend of Bori and mun of creepy old men. Fouler of parties.
Why the hell do you want to play here?
BECAUSE REASONS AND I WAS HERE FOR THE FIRST ONE AND BORI MADE ME DO IT

What other roleplays have you been a part of?
RPD V1, SOME OTHER LJ RP I CANT REMEMBER
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Jody Effing Tubulik Sicks from Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
You are all breif and meandering beetles to Sicks. Meat to test his blade with. Outgrow your usefulness and you will likely find yourself in one of his agonizing traps.
His physical appearance is that of a tall man of average build, messy brown hair, creepy beard thing. Sick's evil aura is enough to intimidate most ordinary humans and he is not easily moved or frightened by, well, anything. He is sadistic, manipulative, cruel without reason or bias, and has a flare for extravagant plans and ingenious forms of torture.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[Sicks lay motionless on the ground, his limbs strewn lazily about as though in slumber. Slowly, he rises to a sitting position.]
Not this again....
[ He quietly wonders if the beings in this plane would be formidable, grinning to himself as he began to walk. The whereabouts of his so-called comrades is of no concern to him, nor is the name of the place he has found himself in. It will be his to name, soon.]

Date: 2014-01-27 09:19 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Who the fuck are you? AISU, BRINGING IN MORE ENTIRELY NEW CHARACTERS BECAUSE FUCK CONSISTENCY

Why the hell do you want to play here? I have no goddamn idea at this point.

What other roleplays have you been a part of? Way too many.

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Protoman. Specifically, the version from the songs of The Protomen. Not the video game one. Sort of.

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Here's the thing. Protoman is from the most ridiculous canon imaginable. It is literally a dystopian rock opera written about an 80s 8-bit video game, performed by nine people who wear silver facepaint and who call themselves things like Raul Panther and Reanimator. It should be the most terrible thing imaginable. But it's somehow beautiful.

In the universe of The Protomen, the city (never named) is under the total control of Dr. Wily, who rules through a mix of fear and complacency - the people are terrified of him, but can imagine nothing else. It sure as hell doesn't help that Dr. Wily has an entire army of robots. That tends to be a compelling debate strategy.

Dr. Light, the exiled and bitter partner of Wily, set out to make Protoman as a hero and to save mankind. Sadly, Wily didn't play nice by making eight boss stages to battle through one by one - he sent all the robots at Protoman at once, and Protoman kind of ended up semi-dead.

He then was promptly rebuilt by Wily, because, you know, robot. Wily pointed out to Protoman that in his desperate bid to save humanity, not a single human had done anything, not even just going HEY ROBOTS OVER HERE. Protoman agreed to become Wily's general, because Wily's strategic tactics boiled down to 'send more robots' and Wily was pretty sure Light wouldn't stop with one robot son.

And so Protoman became Wily's commander, although there was little to do. He possibly tried to inspire fear and become a visible symbol of Wily, since Wily was locked in a tower - he believed that if humanity could destroy him, they might be inspired to fight on. Sadly, humanity in the Protoverse is a bunch of idiots.

Finally, Protoman's brother, Megaman, showed up at Wily's fortress, naive and full of hope and believing his brother was dead until the moment Protoman stepped out. Protoman did his best to rile up the crowd into helping Megaman, but accomplished exactly nothing.

Finally, the brothers fired at each other. Protoman missed. Megaman didn't.

And that's how Protoman died twice.

At least he kept his sweet shades and his scarf.

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.

[soft whistling]

...Well, this certaintly isn't the city. Not enough of it is on fire.

Wily'll be angry.

Not particularly complaining about that.

Date: 2014-01-27 02:54 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Who the fuck are you?
Tegs again.

Why the hell do you want to play here?
Why wouldn't I want to play here?

What other roleplays have you been a part of?
none whatsoever. Sorry to disappoint.

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Alanna of Trebond from the Song of The Lioness.

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
nope.

Alanna disguised herself as a boy at the age of ten in order to train to be a knight. Somehow, she managed to keep this deception going for eight years. She's good with a sword, has an ability to use a form of magic, a temper twice the size of herself, and is stubborn as fuck. As a consequence, she doesn't take shit from anyone.

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[Alanna groans and rolls over, opening her eyes when she realizes she's not where she went to sleep]

Uh. It's far too early for this. Where am I?

[she touches the stone at her throat. No traces of the gift to be seen.]

"Faithful?"

[Her voice falls flat. No sight or sound of him, though that didn't mean he wouldn't turn up later. Still, trust the cat not to be around when she needed him most.]

What do I have? Myself, and Lightning. Thank Mithros I went to sleep fully clothed. No food, though.

[she stands up, and starts walking. No point in staying where she is, even less in waiting for help.]
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