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Who the fuck are you?
Tegs again.
Why the hell do you want to play here?
Why wouldn't I want to play here?
What other roleplays have you been a part of?
none whatsoever. Sorry to disappoint.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Alanna of Trebond from the Song of The Lioness.
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
nope.
Alanna disguised herself as a boy at the age of ten in order to train to be a knight. Somehow, she managed to keep this deception going for eight years. She's good with a sword, has an ability to use a form of magic, a temper twice the size of herself, and is stubborn as fuck. As a consequence, she doesn't take shit from anyone.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[Alanna groans and rolls over, opening her eyes when she realizes she's not where she went to sleep]
Uh. It's far too early for this. Where am I?
[she touches the stone at her throat. No traces of the gift to be seen.]
"Faithful?"
[Her voice falls flat. No sight or sound of him, though that didn't mean he wouldn't turn up later. Still, trust the cat not to be around when she needed him most.]
What do I have? Myself, and Lightning. Thank Mithros I went to sleep fully clothed. No food, though.
[she stands up, and starts walking. No point in staying where she is, even less in waiting for help.]
Tegs again.
Why the hell do you want to play here?
Why wouldn't I want to play here?
What other roleplays have you been a part of?
none whatsoever. Sorry to disappoint.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Alanna of Trebond from the Song of The Lioness.
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
nope.
Alanna disguised herself as a boy at the age of ten in order to train to be a knight. Somehow, she managed to keep this deception going for eight years. She's good with a sword, has an ability to use a form of magic, a temper twice the size of herself, and is stubborn as fuck. As a consequence, she doesn't take shit from anyone.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[Alanna groans and rolls over, opening her eyes when she realizes she's not where she went to sleep]
Uh. It's far too early for this. Where am I?
[she touches the stone at her throat. No traces of the gift to be seen.]
"Faithful?"
[Her voice falls flat. No sight or sound of him, though that didn't mean he wouldn't turn up later. Still, trust the cat not to be around when she needed him most.]
What do I have? Myself, and Lightning. Thank Mithros I went to sleep fully clothed. No food, though.
[she stands up, and starts walking. No point in staying where she is, even less in waiting for help.]
Who the fuck are you?
almost definitely a human being
Why the hell do you want to play here?
Should I not?
What other roleplays have you been a part of?
none. Total noob.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Thorin son of Thráin son of Thrór King under the mountain (or not), ect...
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
A dwarf who got kicked out of his hereditary mountain by a dragon. His family tends to die in nasty ways. Liking for treasure. Very haughty. Good in a fight. His life motto appears to be "why do anything yourself when you have two nephews and a hobbit to do it for you?"
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[he doesn't immediately notice that he's moved, he's used to sleeping rough.]
This appears like nowhere I have seen
[as he notices more differences, he becomes more wary]
What vile sorcery is this? Show yourself!
[no sign of anyone, friend or enemy.]
Alone, then? Still, never let it be said that the line of Durin is defeated by tricks and wizardry.
[he sets off to find something, preferably company. He is far too important to cook for himself.]
almost definitely a human being
Why the hell do you want to play here?
Should I not?
What other roleplays have you been a part of?
none. Total noob.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Thorin son of Thráin son of Thrór King under the mountain (or not), ect...
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
A dwarf who got kicked out of his hereditary mountain by a dragon. His family tends to die in nasty ways. Liking for treasure. Very haughty. Good in a fight. His life motto appears to be "why do anything yourself when you have two nephews and a hobbit to do it for you?"
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[he doesn't immediately notice that he's moved, he's used to sleeping rough.]
This appears like nowhere I have seen
[as he notices more differences, he becomes more wary]
What vile sorcery is this? Show yourself!
[no sign of anyone, friend or enemy.]
Alone, then? Still, never let it be said that the line of Durin is defeated by tricks and wizardry.
[he sets off to find something, preferably company. He is far too important to cook for himself.]
Who the fuck are you?
That's not important right now.
Why the hell do you want to play here?
To be quite honest I don't but I have a gun pointed at my head right now so I don't think I have much of a choice.
What other roleplays have you been a part of?
Seriously, send help.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Wheatley, from Portal 2
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Wheatley is anIntelligence Dampening Core genius created by Aperture Laboratories to make GLaDOS stupider and therefore less dangerous. This had mixed results. After GLaDOS's deactivation at the hands of Chell, Wheatley was left in charge of the Relaxation Centre looking after the smelly humans for 99999 years. When he finally noticed the imminent failure of the reactor core he began waking up test subjects to help him them escape. Chell was the first to reach the Portal Device, all previous subjects being killed, presumably due to Wheatley's incompetence.. Then, with Wheatley's guidance, Chell was able to-
Look, you know what? Just stop right there, okay? I'm tired to fixing your mistakes. You were going to say that Chell managed to defeat GLaDOS again, weren't you? I'm sick of this! I did all the work; Chell just stood there bossing me around. Who was it who shut down the Neurotoxin? Me. Who was it who sabotaged the Turret Production Line? Me. Who was it who put GLaDOS in a potato? ME.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
Oh, hang on. This isn't the AI Chamber. What's going on? It must Chell. Chell must have betrayed me again. Now, where am I? Come on, think, Wheatley, think. Umm umm umm umm ummm... Barcelona! I must be in Barcelona. Brilliant! Wheatley, you're a genius!
...
Can someone, err, could someone pick me up? Please?
Anyone?
Chell?
[He is not in Barcelona.]
That's not important right now.
Why the hell do you want to play here?
To be quite honest I don't but I have a gun pointed at my head right now so I don't think I have much of a choice.
What other roleplays have you been a part of?
Seriously, send help.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Wheatley, from Portal 2
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Wheatley is an
Look, you know what? Just stop right there, okay? I'm tired to fixing your mistakes. You were going to say that Chell managed to defeat GLaDOS again, weren't you? I'm sick of this! I did all the work; Chell just stood there bossing me around. Who was it who shut down the Neurotoxin? Me. Who was it who sabotaged the Turret Production Line? Me. Who was it who put GLaDOS in a potato? ME.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
Oh, hang on. This isn't the AI Chamber. What's going on? It must Chell. Chell must have betrayed me again. Now, where am I? Come on, think, Wheatley, think. Umm umm umm umm ummm... Barcelona! I must be in Barcelona. Brilliant! Wheatley, you're a genius!
...
Can someone, err, could someone pick me up? Please?
Anyone?
Chell?
[He is not in Barcelona.]
Who the fuck are you? The motherland
Why the hell do you want to play here? BecauseI miss this shit I fucking hate this game and want to see it burn, but setting things on fire is easier when you have access to the stove. And for that you have to be in the house.
What other roleplays have you been a part of? Too many. Among them this one.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? I WONDER
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Maybe (http://roleplayedingly.livejournal.com/395620.html). A bit. (http://a-facility.dreamwidth.org/2471234.html) Sometimes (http://aungier.dreamwidth.org/1081.html). It may have happened. (http://fromacoldplace.livejournal.com/2493.html) He's hard to get rid of (http://burnmycapital.livejournal.com/).
For reference: I'd use roughly the version that I had in A_fac and that I AU-ed for Aungier, aka bb!Russia (who is still bonkers, with what we know these days I retract my judgement from back when I reset him to the 1700s - just not as cray as later on).
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[He's never been in such a place before. It's strange and he gets the feeling that he's far away from home, but
really, who cares if it is warm and lively and there is free food for everyone? It's strange and far away, but it is a nice place. And while he might (will) be in big trouble for "running away" (even if he doesn't remember it) once he returns: Such is life and there is little that he can do about that now.
So what he'll do is get himself some food and then just go peoplewatching. He's too weak still to make friends, but that doesn't mean that he cannot enjoy being around people and watch them.This totally is not creepy behaviour, shhh.]
Why the hell do you want to play here? Because
What other roleplays have you been a part of? Too many. Among them this one.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? I WONDER
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Maybe (http://roleplayedingly.livejournal.com/395620.html). A bit. (http://a-facility.dreamwidth.org/2471234.html) Sometimes (http://aungier.dreamwidth.org/1081.html). It may have happened. (http://fromacoldplace.livejournal.com/2493.html) He's hard to get rid of (http://burnmycapital.livejournal.com/).
For reference: I'd use roughly the version that I had in A_fac and that I AU-ed for Aungier, aka bb!Russia (who is still bonkers, with what we know these days I retract my judgement from back when I reset him to the 1700s - just not as cray as later on).
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[He's never been in such a place before. It's strange and he gets the feeling that he's far away from home, but
really, who cares if it is warm and lively and there is free food for everyone? It's strange and far away, but it is a nice place. And while he might (will) be in big trouble for "running away" (even if he doesn't remember it) once he returns: Such is life and there is little that he can do about that now.
So what he'll do is get himself some food and then just go peoplewatching. He's too weak still to make friends, but that doesn't mean that he cannot enjoy being around people and watch them.
Who the fuck are you? Not Tolkien, because if I was I would not only have more money and be a dude but also be pretty dead and be unable to app. Unless they have internet in the afterlife, I dunno. Maybe that's where my inability to anon comes from.
Why the hell do you want to play here? Because there are never enough dwarves. And someone needs to call people that are way taller than him "lass" and "lad".
What other roleplays have you been a part of? I've been RPing on LJ and DW for seven years now. A lot.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Gimliwho was to young to be in the Hobbit and thus only is of LotR fame.
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Okay so there once was a wee bb dwarf born in Ered Luin. He grew up and when his - shit like great-great-great-granduncles great-grand-son went to win back the homeland and took among others his dad with him he was still a wee bb 62 years and too young to come with the group. What can I say, the whole thing worked even if some idiots died for it, so thing is he grew up on stories not only of how elves suck and orcs are cretin but also of that and while not living in exile. Okay bb is growing up fast forward to the bb dwarf being a proper adult and whoop whoop the one ring showing up.
So Elrond who is kind of the adult of this canon summons all the people to a council to decide what the fuck to do with that.
Guess what, the elves and the dwarves won't let each other take care of it because for whatever reason (I dunno, ages of history or something). How unexpected. In the end, a couple of people volunteer for a suicide mission to get rid of this ring, Gimli among them. They encounter orcs and shit and fight and come through Khazad-dûm on the way and finally there is a final fight and everything is good.
...Not sure if the parentals think so though, because through all of this Gimli came from sharing all the ideas that his people have about elves to really liking the elf that was with their group, and the other way around. And they kind of elope and travel the world together and rebuild shit together and in the end Gimli is the first dwarf ever to go West. It's an amazing and moving character development, okay.
Just generally Gimli has a pretty massive character development arc. He starts out as this grim and grouchy bundle of prejudice, vengeance and contempt and without an actual sense of humour (half of that is just him being very much a dwarf), and a good number of those things lighten up over the course of the story (most importantly he learns to respect and trust other races and opens up some). He still stays grouchy, and his positive traits never change - he's loyal, reliable, steadfast and brave, and also proud. And because I don't want to miss out on the development he's taken from post-lotr.
Okay I rambled, sorry about that.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[So it looks like he's lost his travel company. And this was not what he expected to find when they entered the forest, at all. That there would be the ruins of a town with the strangest architecture that he has ever seen in the middle of it...
His axe is already in his hand when he enters it, though he'll have to dismount to properly fight. Actually let him do the dismounting now. He's always felt safer on his feet than on ponyback. Did Legolas end up here as well? He really hopes so, he'd rather have him by his side now - question is, should he call out for him in this place? It might alert more beings than the elf to his presence... And so he'll try to be as sneaky as a dwarf can be (that is, not very). Legolas's elven ears should hear him anyway.]
Why the hell do you want to play here? Because there are never enough dwarves. And someone needs to call people that are way taller than him "lass" and "lad".
What other roleplays have you been a part of? I've been RPing on LJ and DW for seven years now. A lot.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Gimli
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Okay so there once was a wee bb dwarf born in Ered Luin. He grew up and when his - shit like great-great-great-granduncles great-grand-son went to win back the homeland and took among others his dad with him he was still a wee bb 62 years and too young to come with the group. What can I say, the whole thing worked even if some idiots died for it, so thing is he grew up on stories not only of how elves suck and orcs are cretin but also of that and while not living in exile. Okay bb is growing up fast forward to the bb dwarf being a proper adult and whoop whoop the one ring showing up.
So Elrond who is kind of the adult of this canon summons all the people to a council to decide what the fuck to do with that.
Guess what, the elves and the dwarves won't let each other take care of it because for whatever reason (I dunno, ages of history or something). How unexpected. In the end, a couple of people volunteer for a suicide mission to get rid of this ring, Gimli among them. They encounter orcs and shit and fight and come through Khazad-dûm on the way and finally there is a final fight and everything is good.
...Not sure if the parentals think so though, because through all of this Gimli came from sharing all the ideas that his people have about elves to really liking the elf that was with their group, and the other way around. And they kind of elope and travel the world together and rebuild shit together and in the end Gimli is the first dwarf ever to go West. It's an amazing and moving character development, okay.
Just generally Gimli has a pretty massive character development arc. He starts out as this grim and grouchy bundle of prejudice, vengeance and contempt and without an actual sense of humour (half of that is just him being very much a dwarf), and a good number of those things lighten up over the course of the story (most importantly he learns to respect and trust other races and opens up some). He still stays grouchy, and his positive traits never change - he's loyal, reliable, steadfast and brave, and also proud. And because I don't want to miss out on the development he's taken from post-lotr.
Okay I rambled, sorry about that.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[So it looks like he's lost his travel company. And this was not what he expected to find when they entered the forest, at all. That there would be the ruins of a town with the strangest architecture that he has ever seen in the middle of it...
His axe is already in his hand when he enters it, though he'll have to dismount to properly fight. Actually let him do the dismounting now. He's always felt safer on his feet than on ponyback. Did Legolas end up here as well? He really hopes so, he'd rather have him by his side now - question is, should he call out for him in this place? It might alert more beings than the elf to his presence... And so he'll try to be as sneaky as a dwarf can be (that is, not very). Legolas's elven ears should hear him anyway.]
Who the fuck are you?
Your Obedient Servant.
Why the hell do you want to play here?
It behooves a person of my station to do so.
What other roleplays have you been a part of?
None that it would be Proper to discuss publicly.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
The Medic, from Team Fortress 2
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Name unknown. Variously goes by "Medic", "Doc" and "DOKTOR!". Born in Stuttgart, Germany. Possesses healing devices of his own invention, a strong german accent, a sharp mind, and a sharper saw. What he lacks is concern for ethics, a bedside manner, and a medical licence.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
Ah, mein Kopf. Vhere am I? Zis is not Teufort. Heavy? Engineer? Team? Anyvon?
[A dove flutters down onto his shoulder.]
Ah, Archimedes! It is gut to see you. Let's see if ve can find out vhere zis is. Perhaps zhere are some people who need medicine.
Your Obedient Servant.
Why the hell do you want to play here?
It behooves a person of my station to do so.
What other roleplays have you been a part of?
None that it would be Proper to discuss publicly.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
The Medic, from Team Fortress 2
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Name unknown. Variously goes by "Medic", "Doc" and "DOKTOR!". Born in Stuttgart, Germany. Possesses healing devices of his own invention, a strong german accent, a sharp mind, and a sharper saw. What he lacks is concern for ethics, a bedside manner, and a medical licence.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
Ah, mein Kopf. Vhere am I? Zis is not Teufort. Heavy? Engineer? Team? Anyvon?
[A dove flutters down onto his shoulder.]
Ah, Archimedes! It is gut to see you. Let's see if ve can find out vhere zis is. Perhaps zhere are some people who need medicine.
Who the fuck are you?
Boriboribori
Why the hell do you want to play here?
The only RP anyone needs
What other roleplays have you been a part of?
This one.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Chiaki Nanami from Super Dangan Ronpa 2
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Chiaki Nanami is a student at Hope's Peak, a school that only accepts highschoolers at the top of their field. She is the top of the 'gamer' field, earning the title of Super Highschool Level Gamer. She is good at all games(except for dating sims) and spends most of her time playing them. Chiaki will stay up to all sorts of hours, and end up leaving herself exhausted, which accounts for her very sleepy disposition. She likes to make allusions to video games, and is quite good at helping investigating murders and supporting her friends during trials.
Friendly overall, but she can be quite stern and tends to doze off in the middle of conversations. Chiaki cares deeply for her friends and does what she can to protect them, no matter the cost.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[Chiaki glanced up from her PSP, blearily blinking and rubbing her eyes. Had she fallen asleep again? No, this didn't seem like a dream. Something was wrong with the program and the others were probably panicking]
Where could they have gotten to...?
Boriboribori
Why the hell do you want to play here?
The only RP anyone needs
What other roleplays have you been a part of?
This one.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Chiaki Nanami from Super Dangan Ronpa 2
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Chiaki Nanami is a student at Hope's Peak, a school that only accepts highschoolers at the top of their field. She is the top of the 'gamer' field, earning the title of Super Highschool Level Gamer. She is good at all games(except for dating sims) and spends most of her time playing them. Chiaki will stay up to all sorts of hours, and end up leaving herself exhausted, which accounts for her very sleepy disposition. She likes to make allusions to video games, and is quite good at helping investigating murders and supporting her friends during trials.
Friendly overall, but she can be quite stern and tends to doze off in the middle of conversations. Chiaki cares deeply for her friends and does what she can to protect them, no matter the cost.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[Chiaki glanced up from her PSP, blearily blinking and rubbing her eyes. Had she fallen asleep again? No, this didn't seem like a dream. Something was wrong with the program and the others were probably panicking]
Where could they have gotten to...?
Who the fuck are you? Rustwater.
Why the hell do you want to play here? There's rumours that this place is pretty awesome.
What other roleplays have you been a part of? Bunch of stuff on OGame forums years ago, not much since then tbh.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Alexander DeLarge, the most bezoomny droog in A Clockwork Orange
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
The first victim of the Ludovico technique, Alex is fond of sex, violence, and a bit of lovely Ludwig Van. Native to a more-than-slightly dystopian Britain, Alex's childhood pastime was brutally assaulting people on the streets of his home city with his droogs. After a brief stint in prison for murder, and a quick dalliance with aversion therapy, he's recovered his love of ultraviolence and is ready to inflict pain on anyone who stands in his way. Or doesn't. He's not really too fussed.
Sharp-witted and sarcastic, Alex retains his distinctive Nadsat argot and a complete disregard for the lives or wellbeing of others.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[Sprawled on the floor, Alex's eyes open wide and he sits up sharply, with the grace of a reanimated corpse. His gaze flickers around his new surroundings, drinking in the strange sights.]
Well well, my lovely duckies, this is a pretty pickle most rightwise, be it not so? These pretty new sight-sees are most exceeding interessovat!
[Climbing to his feet, Alex rolls his shoulders and loosens his aching joints. His eyes narrow slightly and a terrible grin appears on his face.]
This shall be most fun, I am thinking, o my brothers! This shall be most fun.
Why the hell do you want to play here? There's rumours that this place is pretty awesome.
What other roleplays have you been a part of? Bunch of stuff on OGame forums years ago, not much since then tbh.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Alexander DeLarge, the most bezoomny droog in A Clockwork Orange
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
The first victim of the Ludovico technique, Alex is fond of sex, violence, and a bit of lovely Ludwig Van. Native to a more-than-slightly dystopian Britain, Alex's childhood pastime was brutally assaulting people on the streets of his home city with his droogs. After a brief stint in prison for murder, and a quick dalliance with aversion therapy, he's recovered his love of ultraviolence and is ready to inflict pain on anyone who stands in his way. Or doesn't. He's not really too fussed.
Sharp-witted and sarcastic, Alex retains his distinctive Nadsat argot and a complete disregard for the lives or wellbeing of others.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[Sprawled on the floor, Alex's eyes open wide and he sits up sharply, with the grace of a reanimated corpse. His gaze flickers around his new surroundings, drinking in the strange sights.]
Well well, my lovely duckies, this is a pretty pickle most rightwise, be it not so? These pretty new sight-sees are most exceeding interessovat!
[Climbing to his feet, Alex rolls his shoulders and loosens his aching joints. His eyes narrow slightly and a terrible grin appears on his face.]
This shall be most fun, I am thinking, o my brothers! This shall be most fun.
Who the fuck are you? i am ice cream
Why the hell do you want to play here? I'm already stuck here, might as well keep going.
What other roleplays have you been a part of? TOO FUCKING MANY
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?Tohru Adachi, of Persona 4
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Here's his blog from fucking 2009. Jesus christ I've been roleplaying for too long.
http://cabbagecop.livejournal.com/
He was also in Old RPD.
The short summary is that he's a friendly, slightly idiotic cop who's actually a misogynistic, misanthropic murderer. Who uses TVs as his main murder weapon. He's a goddamn asshole who's good at lying about it.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
...Oh man, I am in so much trouble. :( Cops aren't meant to get kidnapped. Oh man, they took my gun, too...
Why the hell do you want to play here? I'm already stuck here, might as well keep going.
What other roleplays have you been a part of? TOO FUCKING MANY
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?Tohru Adachi, of Persona 4
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Here's his blog from fucking 2009. Jesus christ I've been roleplaying for too long.
http://cabbagecop.livejournal.com/
He was also in Old RPD.
The short summary is that he's a friendly, slightly idiotic cop who's actually a misogynistic, misanthropic murderer. Who uses TVs as his main murder weapon. He's a goddamn asshole who's good at lying about it.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
...Oh man, I am in so much trouble. :( Cops aren't meant to get kidnapped. Oh man, they took my gun, too...
Who the fuck are you? STILL ICE CREAM
Why the hell do you want to play here? LET'S HIT THAT CHARACTER CAP
What other roleplays have you been a part of? STILL TOO MANY
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Shinji goddamn Ikari, of Neon Genesis Evangelion.
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Here's a short summary of Neon Genesis Evangelion:
People want Shinji to get in the giant robot powered by his mom's tortured soul so that he can fight giant monsters that very frequently nearly kill him outright. Shinji is 14 and has already nearly died several times. Shinji thinks maybe he'd like to run away instead. Shinji is coerced into getting in the robot by being desperate for his father's approval/sad looking bandaged girls/just plain giving up. Shinji nearly dies again. Any downtime is spent discovering that girls exist and are incomprehensible. Hedgehogs are used as metaphors.
Then Human Instrumenality starts and Shinji finds himself at the core of the entire world melting into a single entity. He does not take this very well.
Somewhere in there he discovers that guys exist too and are equally incomprehensible and sometimes world-destroying monsters. He doesn't take this well either.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
Uh...
I'm... not really sure where this is. I... am I dreaming? Or...
This doesn't feel like a dream... Maybe an Angel...
Why the hell do you want to play here? LET'S HIT THAT CHARACTER CAP
What other roleplays have you been a part of? STILL TOO MANY
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Shinji goddamn Ikari, of Neon Genesis Evangelion.
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Here's a short summary of Neon Genesis Evangelion:
People want Shinji to get in the giant robot powered by his mom's tortured soul so that he can fight giant monsters that very frequently nearly kill him outright. Shinji is 14 and has already nearly died several times. Shinji thinks maybe he'd like to run away instead. Shinji is coerced into getting in the robot by being desperate for his father's approval/sad looking bandaged girls/just plain giving up. Shinji nearly dies again. Any downtime is spent discovering that girls exist and are incomprehensible. Hedgehogs are used as metaphors.
Then Human Instrumenality starts and Shinji finds himself at the core of the entire world melting into a single entity. He does not take this very well.
Somewhere in there he discovers that guys exist too and are equally incomprehensible and sometimes world-destroying monsters. He doesn't take this well either.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
Uh...
I'm... not really sure where this is. I... am I dreaming? Or...
This doesn't feel like a dream... Maybe an Angel...
Who the fuck are you? Kain, motherfucker
Why the hell do you want to play here? I'm tired of looking for other groups that just fall on their head from ~drama~ and crap. I just want to have fun.
What other roleplays have you been a part of? Nothing here on DW, but I did a lot of the tumblr Rping a while ago
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Loki, of Asgard. And he is—oh, don't make me say it again. That line is old.
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
"Some stuff?" You're not even going to tell us what to write?
No. You figure it out.
But what do you want, like an RP sample, or a log, or a description of their personality, or what?
Whatever shows you can play the character.
C-cry! I don't know what to give you!
Then maybe you shouldn't be playing the fucking character.
...you're a real asshole, you know that?
Yep.
http://trickingfate.tumblr.com/
http://lies--and--mischief.tumblr.com/
http://jotunbornmess.tumblr.com/
Old RP blogs, pick through them if you want.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[A tense prickle runs up Loki's spine. He's laying on his back, hands folded on his stomach, and eyes closed. He'd been sleeping, but something wasn't right. The bright light and quiet walls of his cell aren't present. His bed, however simple it was, isn't beneath him. In fact, it feels more like ground. He opens his eyes suddenly, and sees the sky above him. It isn't an Asgardian sky, nor anywhere in the Nine Realms. Anyone else might have panicked, as he pushes to his feet and looks at the strange and unfamiliar surroundings. Instead, Loki grins.]
Why the hell do you want to play here? I'm tired of looking for other groups that just fall on their head from ~drama~ and crap. I just want to have fun.
What other roleplays have you been a part of? Nothing here on DW, but I did a lot of the tumblr Rping a while ago
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Loki, of Asgard. And he is—oh, don't make me say it again. That line is old.
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
"Some stuff?" You're not even going to tell us what to write?
No. You figure it out.
But what do you want, like an RP sample, or a log, or a description of their personality, or what?
Whatever shows you can play the character.
C-cry! I don't know what to give you!
Then maybe you shouldn't be playing the fucking character.
...you're a real asshole, you know that?
Yep.
http://trickingfate.tumblr.com/
http://lies--and--mischief.tumblr.com/
http://jotunbornmess.tumblr.com/
Old RP blogs, pick through them if you want.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[A tense prickle runs up Loki's spine. He's laying on his back, hands folded on his stomach, and eyes closed. He'd been sleeping, but something wasn't right. The bright light and quiet walls of his cell aren't present. His bed, however simple it was, isn't beneath him. In fact, it feels more like ground. He opens his eyes suddenly, and sees the sky above him. It isn't an Asgardian sky, nor anywhere in the Nine Realms. Anyone else might have panicked, as he pushes to his feet and looks at the strange and unfamiliar surroundings. Instead, Loki grins.]
Who the fuck are you? Didn't you listen the first time I am Kain, motherfucker!
Why the hell do you want to play here? Because y'all all some rad SOBs
What other roleplays have you been a part of? Tumblr stuff
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Thranduil.Who should have both his own book AND movie, but for now we'll just say he's from the Hobbit
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Thranduil is an elven king, ruling in the Woodland Realm, East of the Misty Mountains, over a population of Silvan elves. He's not the most well-liked king, but he knows what he's doing, and he does it well. He's greedy, shut in, and a good deal jealous of people who have more than him. He doesn't like dwarves on the principle that they often have more jewels and riches than he does. None of this means he doesn't like a good festival or party. He enjoys feasts and hunting celebrations, and can be very merry after a few drinks.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[Upon the absence of the summer breeze, Thranduil opens his eyes to peer at his surroundings. Where only a moment before, he had been standing in his own personal chambers, he is no longer. It is unfamiliar, and strange. He draws a slow breath, testing the air for anything that might indicate where he is. He turns around slowly, finding himself both misplaced, and alone.]
Why the hell do you want to play here? Because y'all all some rad SOBs
What other roleplays have you been a part of? Tumblr stuff
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Thranduil.
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Thranduil is an elven king, ruling in the Woodland Realm, East of the Misty Mountains, over a population of Silvan elves. He's not the most well-liked king, but he knows what he's doing, and he does it well. He's greedy, shut in, and a good deal jealous of people who have more than him. He doesn't like dwarves on the principle that they often have more jewels and riches than he does. None of this means he doesn't like a good festival or party. He enjoys feasts and hunting celebrations, and can be very merry after a few drinks.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[Upon the absence of the summer breeze, Thranduil opens his eyes to peer at his surroundings. Where only a moment before, he had been standing in his own personal chambers, he is no longer. It is unfamiliar, and strange. He draws a slow breath, testing the air for anything that might indicate where he is. He turns around slowly, finding himself both misplaced, and alone.]
Who the fuck are you? ADDI
Why the hell do you want to play here?
Becauseeeeee I already wanna
What other roleplays have you been a part of? Same as last time I submitted this; Tranche! de Vie, several Tumblr MFRPs.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Namine Ritsu, from the VIPPALOID lineup of UTAUs, produced by 2ch.
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
http://angrygingertrap.tumblr.com/ (autoplay music warning, just because that's what you do on tumblr for some reason)
still gonna write something because why not
Ritsu isn't actually a Vocaloid robot or anything like that, he's just a very good fake. A very good, very spoiled, very unpleasant fake. According to his stats he's a six-year-old crossdresser, but his stats also say he weighs two tons, so I don't put too much credibility on that. He's not exactly a treat to be around, with a habit of bullying anyone he sees as weaker or a misfit. Which is most everyone. His favorite tactic is apparently purple nurples. I can't make this shit up.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[This was completely unacceptable. Ritsu stomped to and fro in the unknown area, lifting up his skirts to make sure he didn't stomp on anything important. He had voice lessons in /thirty minutes/, and suddenly he gets pulled into another dimension? Unacceptable! He kicks down an innocent potted plant in lieu of more reactive receptacles of his rage.]
Why the hell do you want to play here?
Becauseeeeee I already wanna
What other roleplays have you been a part of? Same as last time I submitted this; Tranche! de Vie, several Tumblr MFRPs.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Namine Ritsu, from the VIPPALOID lineup of UTAUs, produced by 2ch.
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
http://angrygingertrap.tumblr.com/ (autoplay music warning, just because that's what you do on tumblr for some reason)
still gonna write something because why not
Ritsu isn't actually a Vocaloid robot or anything like that, he's just a very good fake. A very good, very spoiled, very unpleasant fake. According to his stats he's a six-year-old crossdresser, but his stats also say he weighs two tons, so I don't put too much credibility on that. He's not exactly a treat to be around, with a habit of bullying anyone he sees as weaker or a misfit. Which is most everyone. His favorite tactic is apparently purple nurples. I can't make this shit up.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[This was completely unacceptable. Ritsu stomped to and fro in the unknown area, lifting up his skirts to make sure he didn't stomp on anything important. He had voice lessons in /thirty minutes/, and suddenly he gets pulled into another dimension? Unacceptable! He kicks down an innocent potted plant in lieu of more reactive receptacles of his rage.]
Who the fuck are you? someone who hopes she doesn't come to regret apping this guy
Why the hell do you want to play here? for reasons
What other roleplays have you been a part of? This one. Other ones. Stuff. Things.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Tony Stark/Iron Man from Marvelverse. Probably the movies I guess.
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Yeah, but I don't remember where or how long ago, so here's some stuff.
Tony is well-known for being billionaire playboy alcoholic with irresponsible tendencies, but he's also a famous genius and superhero. He graduated from MIT at an extremely young age and inherited his father's business when he was just 21 years old. From there, Stark Industries has grown immensely.
A man like this doesn't seem the type to be a superhero, and it actually wasn't Tony's original intent to become one. It began as a means of saving his own life from a terrorist group, and from there, he continued to improve on his Iron Man armor. It was mostly used for the protection of his own company at first, but Tony eventually became one of the founding members of the Avengers - a group of heroes dedicated to protecting the Earth from any threat, be it human terrorists or alien armies.
Since his early days, Tony has grown a greater sense of responsibility, though he still generally maintains a very casual attitude heaped in layers of sarcasm. He's extremely smart and usually able to find solutions to problems with whatever materials are at hand.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[Confused by the sudden change in his location, Tony sits up and looks around with no clue where he is or how he got here.]
Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore...
[He's had his share of nights where he'd get black-out drunk and wake up in a strange place, but this is definitely not the case this time. It doesn't help that he seems to also be stripped of any technology, but that hardly discourages him. Tony has been left stranded before. All he needs is some time to investigate this place, and he's sure he can come up with a solution.]
Why the hell do you want to play here? for reasons
What other roleplays have you been a part of? This one. Other ones. Stuff. Things.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Tony Stark/Iron Man from Marvelverse. Probably the movies I guess.
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Yeah, but I don't remember where or how long ago, so here's some stuff.
Tony is well-known for being billionaire playboy alcoholic with irresponsible tendencies, but he's also a famous genius and superhero. He graduated from MIT at an extremely young age and inherited his father's business when he was just 21 years old. From there, Stark Industries has grown immensely.
A man like this doesn't seem the type to be a superhero, and it actually wasn't Tony's original intent to become one. It began as a means of saving his own life from a terrorist group, and from there, he continued to improve on his Iron Man armor. It was mostly used for the protection of his own company at first, but Tony eventually became one of the founding members of the Avengers - a group of heroes dedicated to protecting the Earth from any threat, be it human terrorists or alien armies.
Since his early days, Tony has grown a greater sense of responsibility, though he still generally maintains a very casual attitude heaped in layers of sarcasm. He's extremely smart and usually able to find solutions to problems with whatever materials are at hand.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[Confused by the sudden change in his location, Tony sits up and looks around with no clue where he is or how he got here.]
Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore...
[He's had his share of nights where he'd get black-out drunk and wake up in a strange place, but this is definitely not the case this time. It doesn't help that he seems to also be stripped of any technology, but that hardly discourages him. Tony has been left stranded before. All he needs is some time to investigate this place, and he's sure he can come up with a solution.]
Who the fuck are you? Tegs again.
Why the hell do you want to play here? Because this appears to be what I call fun nowadays. Also, this game needs more characters for whom the default position is drunk.
What other roleplays have you been a part of? keine.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Athos from the Three Musketeers.
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
A taciturn, misogynistic, quite probably bipolar drunkard. Nobleman who disguised himself as a soldier. Mysterious, tragic past, speaks Latin, good with a sword, ect...
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[The only sign of his surprise is a frown]
[He should have woken up in his apartments. He should at least have woken up in Paris. This is definitely neither.]
[Wondering whether he'll be able to find some decent wine, he sets off in search of civilization]
Why the hell do you want to play here? Because this appears to be what I call fun nowadays. Also, this game needs more characters for whom the default position is drunk.
What other roleplays have you been a part of? keine.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Athos from the Three Musketeers.
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
A taciturn, misogynistic, quite probably bipolar drunkard. Nobleman who disguised himself as a soldier. Mysterious, tragic past, speaks Latin, good with a sword, ect...
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[The only sign of his surprise is a frown]
[He should have woken up in his apartments. He should at least have woken up in Paris. This is definitely neither.]
[Wondering whether he'll be able to find some decent wine, he sets off in search of civilization]
Who the fuck are you?
Who knows? I know. Probably.
For the sake of argument lets call me Boris.
Why the hell do you want to play here?
Because the Tegwen made a big deal of it, and hell, I could use an new pastime. It's only my degree after all.
What other roleplays have you been a part of?
Various bits. Most recentyl my Uni RPG society, which consists of one shot tabletops, and a very unique style of game somewhere between a LARP, tabletop and this.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Simon Tam (Firefly)
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Simon Tam, what to say. An upstanding member of society, who is completely out of his depth anywhere outside of a hospital. Going to a corner shop would probably bring him to tears. Always manages to say exactly the wrong thing, particularly when it comes to people, particularly when it comes to females.
But hey, he can probably get by, right. Right? Ok, well, there's a good chance he can at least stay alive, I mean, being a medical expert has to count for something. Just as long as he doesn't have to hold a conversation while he's working, everyone involved will *probably* survive.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
Simon makes a noise, though it's hard to tell if it's the landing that caused it, or if he usually makes that sound when waking up.
Since leaving the relative comfort of the hospital, the beds have been pretty dreadful. But this definitely feels more like a floor than anything he's used to sleeping on.
Begrudgingly he opens his eyes, and though it's hard to tell from this angle, he's fairly certain this is somewhere new.
After 5 more minutes, he persuades himself to stand, and confirms this is some unfamiliar place. Why does this always happen to him.
Who knows? I know. Probably.
For the sake of argument lets call me Boris.
Why the hell do you want to play here?
Because the Tegwen made a big deal of it, and hell, I could use an new pastime. It's only my degree after all.
What other roleplays have you been a part of?
Various bits. Most recentyl my Uni RPG society, which consists of one shot tabletops, and a very unique style of game somewhere between a LARP, tabletop and this.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Simon Tam (Firefly)
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Simon Tam, what to say. An upstanding member of society, who is completely out of his depth anywhere outside of a hospital. Going to a corner shop would probably bring him to tears. Always manages to say exactly the wrong thing, particularly when it comes to people, particularly when it comes to females.
But hey, he can probably get by, right. Right? Ok, well, there's a good chance he can at least stay alive, I mean, being a medical expert has to count for something. Just as long as he doesn't have to hold a conversation while he's working, everyone involved will *probably* survive.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
Simon makes a noise, though it's hard to tell if it's the landing that caused it, or if he usually makes that sound when waking up.
Since leaving the relative comfort of the hospital, the beds have been pretty dreadful. But this definitely feels more like a floor than anything he's used to sleeping on.
Begrudgingly he opens his eyes, and though it's hard to tell from this angle, he's fairly certain this is somewhere new.
After 5 more minutes, he persuades himself to stand, and confirms this is some unfamiliar place. Why does this always happen to him.
Who the fuck are you?
Boris, again
Why the hell do you want to play here?
Cause I is already here, but I need more. MORE.
What other roleplays have you been a part of?
This (as Simon), and the others I mentioned before
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
D'artagnan (Will be taking from the BBC series)
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Not yet. D'artagnan is a simple fellow. He fights, and isn't half bad at it. His real problem is the getting into fights I mean there's standing up for your honor, and then there's this. Did that person say my name? Was that a glance in my direction? I'll teach them to be so rude!
And that, dear reader, is why he will almost certainly get himself killed. One can only hope that the other musketeers are round here somewhere to keep him under control. Or at least alive...
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
All right. Where are we?
[He looks around for someone to blame for this situation]
Bet it's that bloody M'lady again.
[He spots a figure on the horizon]
Oi! you! Where am I? Is this your fault.
[So perhaps drawing his sword was a slightly unfriendly way of asking that question. But hey, it's better to be safe than sorry]
Boris, again
Why the hell do you want to play here?
Cause I is already here, but I need more. MORE.
What other roleplays have you been a part of?
This (as Simon), and the others I mentioned before
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
D'artagnan (Will be taking from the BBC series)
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Not yet. D'artagnan is a simple fellow. He fights, and isn't half bad at it. His real problem is the getting into fights I mean there's standing up for your honor, and then there's this. Did that person say my name? Was that a glance in my direction? I'll teach them to be so rude!
And that, dear reader, is why he will almost certainly get himself killed. One can only hope that the other musketeers are round here somewhere to keep him under control. Or at least alive...
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
All right. Where are we?
[He looks around for someone to blame for this situation]
Bet it's that bloody M'lady again.
[He spots a figure on the horizon]
Oi! you! Where am I? Is this your fault.
[So perhaps drawing his sword was a slightly unfriendly way of asking that question. But hey, it's better to be safe than sorry]
Who the fuck are you?
Again, again Boris
Why the hell do you want to play here?
As before
What other roleplays have you been a part of?
Ditto
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Batman, from the lego movie
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
I highly doubt I need to say anything about Batman. he is the coolest kid on the block. I MEAN ALL OF GOTHAM. Not that you've ever seen him.
He has an uncanny ability to construct things, providing there is enough Black (or occasionally dark grey) things to use. Between that, his excellent aim (he definitely hits everything with the first shot), and his dashing wit and intellect (I swear not all the dialogue will be "I'm Batman") he is one unstoppable force for justice.
Any resemblances to moody goth teenagers real or fictional are entirely coincidental...
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[He leaps to his feet, Batarangs at the ready]
Who did this? Show yourself!
[A quick survey of the area indicates he is alone. He looks back to the pile of things in a dark corner of the room, an idea already forming in his head]
I'm Batman.
Again, again Boris
Why the hell do you want to play here?
As before
What other roleplays have you been a part of?
Ditto
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Batman, from the lego movie
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
I highly doubt I need to say anything about Batman. he is the coolest kid on the block. I MEAN ALL OF GOTHAM. Not that you've ever seen him.
He has an uncanny ability to construct things, providing there is enough Black (or occasionally dark grey) things to use. Between that, his excellent aim (he definitely hits everything with the first shot), and his dashing wit and intellect (I swear not all the dialogue will be "I'm Batman") he is one unstoppable force for justice.
Any resemblances to moody goth teenagers real or fictional are entirely coincidental...
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[He leaps to his feet, Batarangs at the ready]
Who did this? Show yourself!
[A quick survey of the area indicates he is alone. He looks back to the pile of things in a dark corner of the room, an idea already forming in his head]
I'm Batman.
Who the fuck are you?
A friend of Tegs :)
Why the hell do you want to play here?
Cause this shit sounds like da bomb.as long as you know, sounding like bombs is a good thing. which i suppose is kinda weird on balance. bombs are bad. expressions. ugh.
What other roleplays have you been a part of?
a few ill fated one off D and D's, but nothing this cool.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Bigby Wolf from Fables/Wolf Among Us
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
I have not.
Bigby is a Wolf (The big bad wolf, in fact, hence the pseudonym Big B. Wolf) who is currently in human form hiding amongst the people of new york after the fairy tale world was destroyed. he is trying to atone for the sins of his past by being the sheriff of the other "Fables" who travelled with him to earth, but he often resorts to violence and or alcohol and isn't quite fully in control of himself. when angered or threatened he begins to lose his human form and can eventually abandon it altogether,though he often regrets doing so and has very little self restraint in this form meaning it's entirely possible for him to kill those that are near to him regardless of who they are or their importance to his investigations.
He's your classic Rogue with a Heart of Gold, with just a splash of Film Noir detective in there. He's basically Han Solo meets Philip Marlowe meets werewolf hulk. (< best sentence ever right there)
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
couldn't go for completely generic, so this is a medieval world :)sorry if it's a bit long. I like to go into detail.
[Bigby wakes slowly, with a long and low pitched groan. or at least it would be if his throat wasn't so ragged. it comes out as more of a whiny growl instead. His eyes stay firmly shut but sensation begins gradually to return to his extremities. his fingers are dangling in mid air next to his knees and his head is slumped on a wooden surface.]
Damn it. must have fallen asleep at my desk. wouldn't be the first time, wont be the last... my throat is fucking killing me. two and two together makes scotch. Lots of scotch. what time is it? actually, fuck it. too damn early is what time it is. I'm going back to sleep. I'm sure they can go one day without murdering each other.
but something doesn't quite feel right. my desk is made of cheap laminated ply, but this feels like rougher wood. this is not my desk. the seat feels harder than normal too. This can't be good.
"The Hell?"
[He opens his eyes and is blinded by the sunlight streaming through the window. when his eyes adjust, he glances around at his unfamiliar surroundings. he is slumped on an oaken bench in what appears to be a medieval tavern. the floor is strewn with bodies and scattered weapons.]
"Holy Fuck. Something tells me this isn't just a renaissance fair. I'm never drinking scotch again... If only I had a nickel for every time I've said that..."
[At this point five soldiers come charging in through the door and surround Bigby, who is yet to leave his seat]
"Ok Fellas. I know how this must look. just point me in the direction of a cab and I'll be out of your hair"
[ One of the soldiers charges at bigby with a sword. Bigby reaches instinctively for an empty glass and in one movement stands up, sending the table flying into three of the soldiers, dodges the first soldiers attack and smashes him across the head with the glass. He clicks his neck, and straightens his tie before turning to the final soldier standing gingerly in the doorway]
"Now the fun REAALLLLLY begins..."
A friend of Tegs :)
Why the hell do you want to play here?
Cause this shit sounds like da bomb.as long as you know, sounding like bombs is a good thing. which i suppose is kinda weird on balance. bombs are bad. expressions. ugh.
What other roleplays have you been a part of?
a few ill fated one off D and D's, but nothing this cool.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Bigby Wolf from Fables/Wolf Among Us
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
I have not.
Bigby is a Wolf (The big bad wolf, in fact, hence the pseudonym Big B. Wolf) who is currently in human form hiding amongst the people of new york after the fairy tale world was destroyed. he is trying to atone for the sins of his past by being the sheriff of the other "Fables" who travelled with him to earth, but he often resorts to violence and or alcohol and isn't quite fully in control of himself. when angered or threatened he begins to lose his human form and can eventually abandon it altogether,though he often regrets doing so and has very little self restraint in this form meaning it's entirely possible for him to kill those that are near to him regardless of who they are or their importance to his investigations.
He's your classic Rogue with a Heart of Gold, with just a splash of Film Noir detective in there. He's basically Han Solo meets Philip Marlowe meets werewolf hulk. (< best sentence ever right there)
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
couldn't go for completely generic, so this is a medieval world :)sorry if it's a bit long. I like to go into detail.
[Bigby wakes slowly, with a long and low pitched groan. or at least it would be if his throat wasn't so ragged. it comes out as more of a whiny growl instead. His eyes stay firmly shut but sensation begins gradually to return to his extremities. his fingers are dangling in mid air next to his knees and his head is slumped on a wooden surface.]
Damn it. must have fallen asleep at my desk. wouldn't be the first time, wont be the last... my throat is fucking killing me. two and two together makes scotch. Lots of scotch. what time is it? actually, fuck it. too damn early is what time it is. I'm going back to sleep. I'm sure they can go one day without murdering each other.
but something doesn't quite feel right. my desk is made of cheap laminated ply, but this feels like rougher wood. this is not my desk. the seat feels harder than normal too. This can't be good.
"The Hell?"
[He opens his eyes and is blinded by the sunlight streaming through the window. when his eyes adjust, he glances around at his unfamiliar surroundings. he is slumped on an oaken bench in what appears to be a medieval tavern. the floor is strewn with bodies and scattered weapons.]
"Holy Fuck. Something tells me this isn't just a renaissance fair. I'm never drinking scotch again... If only I had a nickel for every time I've said that..."
[At this point five soldiers come charging in through the door and surround Bigby, who is yet to leave his seat]
"Ok Fellas. I know how this must look. just point me in the direction of a cab and I'll be out of your hair"
[ One of the soldiers charges at bigby with a sword. Bigby reaches instinctively for an empty glass and in one movement stands up, sending the table flying into three of the soldiers, dodges the first soldiers attack and smashes him across the head with the glass. He clicks his neck, and straightens his tie before turning to the final soldier standing gingerly in the doorway]
"Now the fun REAALLLLLY begins..."
Who the fuck are you? Me again... Sigh.
Why the hell do you want to play here? I don't know. I said no more muses. I SAID NO MORE. But it's like crack, I can't stop.
What other roleplays have you been a part of? This one, Gargleblasted, some other stuff from ages ago
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Jayne Cobb from Firefly
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Yeeeessss, I played him before at old RPD (http://roleplayedingly.livejournal.com/tag/firefly%3A%20jayne%20cobb).
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[This definitely is not the same place where Jayne fell asleep. At least, he's pretty sure he didn't drink so much that he ought to be waking up in strange places. This all makes him very confused, and when Jayne is confused, he gets angry.]
[Jayne lumbers around through whatever crazy world he's landed in and targets the first person he runs into - an innocent, young local. He roughly grabs the boy by the collar of his shirt with an angry growl.]
How in the hell did I get here? And where's the gorram ship?
[Of course, the boy says he doesn't know, but Jayne has ways of making people talk...]
Why the hell do you want to play here? I don't know. I said no more muses. I SAID NO MORE. But it's like crack, I can't stop.
What other roleplays have you been a part of? This one, Gargleblasted, some other stuff from ages ago
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Jayne Cobb from Firefly
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Yeeeessss, I played him before at old RPD (http://roleplayedingly.livejournal.com/tag/firefly%3A%20jayne%20cobb).
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[This definitely is not the same place where Jayne fell asleep. At least, he's pretty sure he didn't drink so much that he ought to be waking up in strange places. This all makes him very confused, and when Jayne is confused, he gets angry.]
[Jayne lumbers around through whatever crazy world he's landed in and targets the first person he runs into - an innocent, young local. He roughly grabs the boy by the collar of his shirt with an angry growl.]
How in the hell did I get here? And where's the gorram ship?
[Of course, the boy says he doesn't know, but Jayne has ways of making people talk...]
Who the fuck are you? The cutest person in this game. Or so I've been told.
Why the hell do you want to play here? I already do
What other roleplays have you been a part of? this one...
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Hester Shaw/Natsworthy/Valentine WHATEVER HER LAST NAME IS. Let's call her Natsworthy for now. From the mortal engines series.
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
I have not.
Hester has a rather stereotypical tragic backstory. Parents killed in front of her by her biological father, left for dead, raised by a murderous robot (who she has a really creepy relationship with).
She's completely devoted to her adorable and slightly klutzy boyfriend (by this point husband) and daughter, to the point where she does some very morally unfounded stuff to keep him.
Oh, and she's got a scar across her face that takes out one eye and half her nose.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[She's wakened by absence, as usual, and she's certainly used to sleeping rough by now.]
Tom?
[As soon as she remembers she's up, evaluating the unfamiliar surroundings, hands checking for her knives and crossbow. She sets off. One hand shades her face, the other pulls up her red scarf.]
Why the hell do you want to play here? I already do
What other roleplays have you been a part of? this one...
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Hester Shaw/Natsworthy/Valentine WHATEVER HER LAST NAME IS. Let's call her Natsworthy for now. From the mortal engines series.
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
I have not.
Hester has a rather stereotypical tragic backstory. Parents killed in front of her by her biological father, left for dead, raised by a murderous robot (who she has a really creepy relationship with).
She's completely devoted to her adorable and slightly klutzy boyfriend (by this point husband) and daughter, to the point where she does some very morally unfounded stuff to keep him.
Oh, and she's got a scar across her face that takes out one eye and half her nose.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[She's wakened by absence, as usual, and she's certainly used to sleeping rough by now.]
Tom?
[As soon as she remembers she's up, evaluating the unfamiliar surroundings, hands checking for her knives and crossbow. She sets off. One hand shades her face, the other pulls up her red scarf.]
Who the fuck are you? This is a very silly question, yes? :)
Why the hell do you want to play here? We should all be friends, and little Lithuania tells me that playing with people is better for that than stalking them. But he was very busy when I wanted to play with him :( He said I should remember my other friends, so I did!
What other roleplays have you been a part of? tons, among them this one
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Findekano/Fingon the Valiant from Tolkiens general mess
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Fingon is "wise" (which for example seems to mean that he's good at understanding others and acting accordingly, not necessarily that he makes great judgement calls on his own actions), "valiant" (Tolkien for stupidly reckless - remember Poland? Tolkien'd totally have called him valiant, too) and hates nobody except for evil itself. That might be one of the reasons why he tends to get along with everyone and actively work for everyone to get along, even when all parties aren't interested - coupled with the reckless thing and a keen understanding of politics and reality over pride, that can lead to interesting situations like "hey, I'll walk right into the dark lord's backyard and steal away this guy who used to be my bestie and probably betrayed me, so that our two factions will talk to each other again and will stop being an easy target due to being divided". He values friendship highly, is loyal, adventurous, stubborn, wants genuinely the best for not only his people but also others that he considers friends or in need of his help. He's more optimistic than realistic and generous, but also ambitious and someone who will not regret - look at the past and learn from it, yet, but even when he did something really atrocious (like killing some people that he was more or less directly related to) he will only look at the past to learn from it, not to sink into regret. He is also proud and knows who he is, and while he's fairly open and not conceited for an elf/Noldo, that is still a "for an elf" thing.
Oh and seriously I'll not bother you with fucking Tolkien fictional ancient history, that's some serious tl;dr and it comes down to "everyone was dumb and in the end also dead and shit happened", but the important parts are: Grew up in what was like elf paradise (only with clothes and sex being available), then the above mentioned personified evil started spreading rumours, killed Fingon's grandfather (the king) and stole some shit called the silmarils, to which his uncle (who was now the king) decided that "let's run after him to not only kill his ass and take back the silmarils, but also hey! you all should come with me because we can totally regain the lands that should belong to us there and have adventures nad kingdoms!!!" and Fingon thought WHOA WHAT A GREAT IDEA and talked his dad into going along even though his dad and uncle didn't get along like, at all.
Anyway the uncle went to get some ships, the people who owned them went lol no, then the above mentioned killing thing happened. Then they buggered off up North along the coast until they basically reached Siberia; on the way, the not!god of fate decided to curse them. But there weren't enough ships to cross over to Alaska so the uncle took the ships and some people and went over and then BURNT THEM. By the way, cousin bestie is that uncle's son, so he only went, and then Fingon and his dad and everyone else who remained had to walk across the grinding ice, which sucked a lot and killed a number of people. And then they met up with his uncle's people again later on, with the uncle dead, and then the cousin bestie kidnapped by Evil-guy, and everyone hated everything. So Fingon went and rescued cousin bestie, who was believed to be dead. I'm taking him from after he returned from that.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[The first thing that he hears when he wakes is silence, the first thing that he feels is being alone - and yet there should be many people around, separated only through the layers of a tent, walking by a few metres away at most. But here he is, alone, ...and yet it doesn't feel like an evil place, either. Simply empty.
When he sits up, a hand going to the knife at his belt. Did Morgoth throw an enchantment over the camp while he was asleep, passed into unconsciouseness from the peril that seeking for Maedhros put him through? But there is truly nobody around, and his things - sword and bow and harp - are on him as they were when he returned. This, a short glance tells him, also includes his sullied clothes. He'll have to take care of that later, though. First... first he will get up, as quietly as possible, and use the skills that war and hunt and years of visiting his cousin even when their fathers were sour with each other (that is, secretly) have brought him to look around. This might be a trap, he might be watched and followed, but he cannot feel either of those on himself... so there is hoping that his stealth will be of use. To him and to others, perhaps, if his sleep is the reason why nobody else is here.
And yet, when he walks empty corridors, and after a long time finally sees another person, his stealth is put to an immediate end because this place just allows for no hiding places... and so he will hail them, ready to reach for his sword and defend himself, yet still smiling, friendliness and openness reflecting in his voice, stance and expression.] Well met, stranger! Are you native to this place?
Why the hell do you want to play here? We should all be friends, and little Lithuania tells me that playing with people is better for that than stalking them. But he was very busy when I wanted to play with him :( He said I should remember my other friends, so I did!
What other roleplays have you been a part of? tons, among them this one
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Findekano/Fingon the Valiant from Tolkiens general mess
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Fingon is "wise" (which for example seems to mean that he's good at understanding others and acting accordingly, not necessarily that he makes great judgement calls on his own actions), "valiant" (Tolkien for stupidly reckless - remember Poland? Tolkien'd totally have called him valiant, too) and hates nobody except for evil itself. That might be one of the reasons why he tends to get along with everyone and actively work for everyone to get along, even when all parties aren't interested - coupled with the reckless thing and a keen understanding of politics and reality over pride, that can lead to interesting situations like "hey, I'll walk right into the dark lord's backyard and steal away this guy who used to be my bestie and probably betrayed me, so that our two factions will talk to each other again and will stop being an easy target due to being divided". He values friendship highly, is loyal, adventurous, stubborn, wants genuinely the best for not only his people but also others that he considers friends or in need of his help. He's more optimistic than realistic and generous, but also ambitious and someone who will not regret - look at the past and learn from it, yet, but even when he did something really atrocious (like killing some people that he was more or less directly related to) he will only look at the past to learn from it, not to sink into regret. He is also proud and knows who he is, and while he's fairly open and not conceited for an elf/Noldo, that is still a "for an elf" thing.
Oh and seriously I'll not bother you with fucking Tolkien fictional ancient history, that's some serious tl;dr and it comes down to "everyone was dumb and in the end also dead and shit happened", but the important parts are: Grew up in what was like elf paradise (only with clothes and sex being available), then the above mentioned personified evil started spreading rumours, killed Fingon's grandfather (the king) and stole some shit called the silmarils, to which his uncle (who was now the king) decided that "let's run after him to not only kill his ass and take back the silmarils, but also hey! you all should come with me because we can totally regain the lands that should belong to us there and have adventures nad kingdoms!!!" and Fingon thought WHOA WHAT A GREAT IDEA and talked his dad into going along even though his dad and uncle didn't get along like, at all.
Anyway the uncle went to get some ships, the people who owned them went lol no, then the above mentioned killing thing happened. Then they buggered off up North along the coast until they basically reached Siberia; on the way, the not!god of fate decided to curse them. But there weren't enough ships to cross over to Alaska so the uncle took the ships and some people and went over and then BURNT THEM. By the way, cousin bestie is that uncle's son, so he only went, and then Fingon and his dad and everyone else who remained had to walk across the grinding ice, which sucked a lot and killed a number of people. And then they met up with his uncle's people again later on, with the uncle dead, and then the cousin bestie kidnapped by Evil-guy, and everyone hated everything. So Fingon went and rescued cousin bestie, who was believed to be dead. I'm taking him from after he returned from that.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[The first thing that he hears when he wakes is silence, the first thing that he feels is being alone - and yet there should be many people around, separated only through the layers of a tent, walking by a few metres away at most. But here he is, alone, ...and yet it doesn't feel like an evil place, either. Simply empty.
When he sits up, a hand going to the knife at his belt. Did Morgoth throw an enchantment over the camp while he was asleep, passed into unconsciouseness from the peril that seeking for Maedhros put him through? But there is truly nobody around, and his things - sword and bow and harp - are on him as they were when he returned. This, a short glance tells him, also includes his sullied clothes. He'll have to take care of that later, though. First... first he will get up, as quietly as possible, and use the skills that war and hunt and years of visiting his cousin even when their fathers were sour with each other (that is, secretly) have brought him to look around. This might be a trap, he might be watched and followed, but he cannot feel either of those on himself... so there is hoping that his stealth will be of use. To him and to others, perhaps, if his sleep is the reason why nobody else is here.
And yet, when he walks empty corridors, and after a long time finally sees another person, his stealth is put to an immediate end because this place just allows for no hiding places... and so he will hail them, ready to reach for his sword and defend himself, yet still smiling, friendliness and openness reflecting in his voice, stance and expression.] Well met, stranger! Are you native to this place?
Who the fuck are you?
Kali, Friend of Tegs, Teller of Tales, Rule of Threes, etc.
Why the hell do you want to play here?
Seems like fun and I dont really have much else to do (Uni doesn't count, shh, imaginary internal monologue, shh)
What other roleplays have you been a part of?
A couple of one off D and D's, and one ongoing campaign.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Dave Strider, of homestuck notoriety.(he's probably one of the most normal of the characters and I'll be sensible, I'm not going to go all homestuck insanity all over everything)
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Dave is a pretty simple guy really. He likes Laying down sick dj beats, skewering fuckers with his katana, partcipating in hella rad rap battles and puppets. he may like the last one ironically, or maybe not. it's wrapped up in so many layers of irony that he's not even sure any more. he definitely feels something about puppets, yo. and he's quite a fan of shenanigans.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[Dave opens his eyes and sees an unfamiliar sight. he can't tell if there is anyone around, but just in case there is, he decides it best to launch himself upwards into a front somersault. sitting up is for losers and he nees to show any shady fuckers lurking about that he means business.]
[SOMERSAULT BUSINESS, BITCHES.]
[Textbook landing too. landing so perfect, they rewrite the textbooks on somersault landings, citing Dave Strider as co-author. face on the motherfucking cover an everything. sales skyrocket and he retires to a life of ease on royalty checks and occasional private lessons teaching olympic athletes to somersault. that's how perfect the landing was.]
[shame there was no-one around to see it. Dave smells something all to familiar. Dave smells Shenanigans.]
YES.
HELL YES.
HELL.
FUCKING.
YES.]
Kali, Friend of Tegs, Teller of Tales, Rule of Threes, etc.
Why the hell do you want to play here?
Seems like fun and I dont really have much else to do (Uni doesn't count, shh, imaginary internal monologue, shh)
What other roleplays have you been a part of?
A couple of one off D and D's, and one ongoing campaign.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Dave Strider, of homestuck notoriety.(he's probably one of the most normal of the characters and I'll be sensible, I'm not going to go all homestuck insanity all over everything)
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Dave is a pretty simple guy really. He likes Laying down sick dj beats, skewering fuckers with his katana, partcipating in hella rad rap battles and puppets. he may like the last one ironically, or maybe not. it's wrapped up in so many layers of irony that he's not even sure any more. he definitely feels something about puppets, yo. and he's quite a fan of shenanigans.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[Dave opens his eyes and sees an unfamiliar sight. he can't tell if there is anyone around, but just in case there is, he decides it best to launch himself upwards into a front somersault. sitting up is for losers and he nees to show any shady fuckers lurking about that he means business.]
[SOMERSAULT BUSINESS, BITCHES.]
[Textbook landing too. landing so perfect, they rewrite the textbooks on somersault landings, citing Dave Strider as co-author. face on the motherfucking cover an everything. sales skyrocket and he retires to a life of ease on royalty checks and occasional private lessons teaching olympic athletes to somersault. that's how perfect the landing was.]
[shame there was no-one around to see it. Dave smells something all to familiar. Dave smells Shenanigans.]
YES.
HELL YES.
HELL.
FUCKING.
YES.]
Who the fuck are you?
Kali Again. I'm getting the hang of this shit now, so lets up the ante. more characters. MOAR.
Why the hell do you want to play here?
somehow "Sex Hotel" hasn't put me off yet, so, meh.
What other roleplays have you been a part of?
this one. d and d. etc.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Castiel from Supernatural
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
nope. Castiel is a bit of an odd one. He's an ancient angel on a mission from God. or he was till God left all the angels high and dry and stopped checking his holy voicemail. so he has some soul searching to do. unlike most angels, he actually gives a shit about humans and will go to almost any lengths to protect those he cares for, especially winchester and company. the trouble is, he's actually pretty clueless about humans.
basically imagine the powers of a vengeful god and the mind of an autistic child in the body of a 30 year old man. chuck in some brooding over a troubled (quite genocidal) past. mix them together and what have you got? bibbety bobbety castiel.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[Cass is not surprised to suddenly find himself elsewhere, since teleportation is a fairly mundane task for seraphim, but he had been in the middle of a very important matter and had no intentions of going anywhere. Must be a summoning.]
Sam? Dean?
[no sign of the Winchesters. Or anyone for that matter. And it wasn't an angelic summoning, or he would have felt a presence by now. A demon, then? He decides it's best not to hang around to find out and decides it's time to teleport back to the Winchesters and find out if they had any part in this (They usually do, one way or another). However, he finds that he cannot. His connection to Heaven has been lost and something is shielding Sam and Dean from his view. But how? He instinctively slides his angelic sword out from his sleeve.]
What are you - Demons? Leviathan? How have you trapped my vessel on this plane? Show yourself.
[no answer. He decides to keep his sword in hand, just in case. seeing as he is bound from his usual method of angelic transportation, He supposes walking will have to suffice and sets off in search of answers, or, more likely, in search of yet more questions...]
Kali Again. I'm getting the hang of this shit now, so lets up the ante. more characters. MOAR.
Why the hell do you want to play here?
somehow "Sex Hotel" hasn't put me off yet, so, meh.
What other roleplays have you been a part of?
this one. d and d. etc.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Castiel from Supernatural
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
nope. Castiel is a bit of an odd one. He's an ancient angel on a mission from God. or he was till God left all the angels high and dry and stopped checking his holy voicemail. so he has some soul searching to do. unlike most angels, he actually gives a shit about humans and will go to almost any lengths to protect those he cares for, especially winchester and company. the trouble is, he's actually pretty clueless about humans.
basically imagine the powers of a vengeful god and the mind of an autistic child in the body of a 30 year old man. chuck in some brooding over a troubled (quite genocidal) past. mix them together and what have you got? bibbety bobbety castiel.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[Cass is not surprised to suddenly find himself elsewhere, since teleportation is a fairly mundane task for seraphim, but he had been in the middle of a very important matter and had no intentions of going anywhere. Must be a summoning.]
Sam? Dean?
[no sign of the Winchesters. Or anyone for that matter. And it wasn't an angelic summoning, or he would have felt a presence by now. A demon, then? He decides it's best not to hang around to find out and decides it's time to teleport back to the Winchesters and find out if they had any part in this (They usually do, one way or another). However, he finds that he cannot. His connection to Heaven has been lost and something is shielding Sam and Dean from his view. But how? He instinctively slides his angelic sword out from his sleeve.]
What are you - Demons? Leviathan? How have you trapped my vessel on this plane? Show yourself.
[no answer. He decides to keep his sword in hand, just in case. seeing as he is bound from his usual method of angelic transportation, He supposes walking will have to suffice and sets off in search of answers, or, more likely, in search of yet more questions...]
Who the fuck are you?
I'm Bozman, or Bozza
Why the hell do you want to play here?
Because Tegs and Kalibur convinced me to.
What other roleplays have you been a part of?
None, well, a few skype thingies with the boob, but nothing serious.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
GAMZEE MAKARA, a troll, homestuck character from the same universe (sort of) as Kals Dave Strider.
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Nope, not RPed them before, except for maybe about 5 minutes with boob.
Gamzee is a troll from the Homestuck universe, he's usually high off of sopor slime, and this usually makes him a rather mellow character to chill with. However, when he becomes sober, he becomes quite aggressive. In the Homestuck story this ends up with more than one character dead, However, due to reasons, I will not (unless permission is given) go around killing everyone, cos that would be a dick move to make.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
I DoNt fEeL To gOoD BrOtHeR. MuSt hAvE OvErDoNe iT On tHe SlImE AgAiN.
I GuEsS I ShOuLd oPeN My eYeS A BiT
HoNk
HoLy sHiT BrOtHeR, tHiS Is sOmE WhAcK. Im fAiRlY SuRe i dIdNt gO SlEeP HeRe
BeTtEr bE SoMe pIe aVaIlAbLe, oR Im gOiNg tO MoThErFuCkInG SpLiT SoMe
[Gamzee gets himself up from the horn pile which seems to miraculously have come with him. This action causes a Rather Large Cacophony of HONKS]
[Gamzee finally extricates himself from the vicinity of the horn pile]
[Some time passes, and Gamzee still has not found any slime pies and is starting to get a headache]
im not feeling so good brother i dont know where i am
NO I MOTHER FUCKING DONT WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS PLACE
i should probably find some place to rest
SLEEP THIS MOTHERFUCKING HEADACHE OFF
HONK HONK
I'm Bozman, or Bozza
Why the hell do you want to play here?
Because Tegs and Kalibur convinced me to.
What other roleplays have you been a part of?
None, well, a few skype thingies with the boob, but nothing serious.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
GAMZEE MAKARA, a troll, homestuck character from the same universe (sort of) as Kals Dave Strider.
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Nope, not RPed them before, except for maybe about 5 minutes with boob.
Gamzee is a troll from the Homestuck universe, he's usually high off of sopor slime, and this usually makes him a rather mellow character to chill with. However, when he becomes sober, he becomes quite aggressive. In the Homestuck story this ends up with more than one character dead, However, due to reasons, I will not (unless permission is given) go around killing everyone, cos that would be a dick move to make.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
I DoNt fEeL To gOoD BrOtHeR. MuSt hAvE OvErDoNe iT On tHe SlImE AgAiN.
I GuEsS I ShOuLd oPeN My eYeS A BiT
HoNk
HoLy sHiT BrOtHeR, tHiS Is sOmE WhAcK. Im fAiRlY SuRe i dIdNt gO SlEeP HeRe
BeTtEr bE SoMe pIe aVaIlAbLe, oR Im gOiNg tO MoThErFuCkInG SpLiT SoMe
[Gamzee gets himself up from the horn pile which seems to miraculously have come with him. This action causes a Rather Large Cacophony of HONKS]
[Gamzee finally extricates himself from the vicinity of the horn pile]
[Some time passes, and Gamzee still has not found any slime pies and is starting to get a headache]
im not feeling so good brother i dont know where i am
NO I MOTHER FUCKING DONT WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS PLACE
i should probably find some place to rest
SLEEP THIS MOTHERFUCKING HEADACHE OFF
HONK HONK
Edited 2014-09-19 20:29 (UTC)
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