I'm like 99% sure I could write anything I want here and it wouldn't matter. THE GOVERNMENT IS BEEEEEEEES!
What other roleplays have you been a part of?
THE GOVERNMENT IS STILL BEEES!
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Reaver from Fable
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Reaver is the Hero of Skill, making him the most accurate shot in the world. Of course he used his heroic power to murder his way to power as king of the pirates, so perhaps hero isn't quite the correct term for what Reaver is. He is however egotistical, selfish, borderline psychopathic and TOTALLY FABULOUS.
He has a bargain with demonic forces to grant him eternal youth (the details of which he'd rather keep under wraps). The only thing deadlier than his aim is his wit. oh and his charm. and his fashion sense. he's pretty deadly all round to be honest. and voiced by Stephen Fry no less, so feel free to read in his voice if you so desire. I know I will.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
Well, this is a turn up for the books isn't it? Hardly the first time I've woken up I don't know where. just there's usually more naked women. or men. or bodies. All three if I'm lucky.
[Reaver checks his holster and is relieved to find his trusty dragonstomper .48 is still at his side.]
Good. I really would hate to have to shoot someone in the head with a sub-standard weapon. what kind of message would that send about me? speaking of shooting people in the head...
If whomsoever is responsible for all this... this could kindly make yourself known, I promise you a nice quick death. well, I say quick. I'll only torture you a little first. Well, I say a little...
No? Not a peep? I take it from your silence that you like torture then? I know I certainly do. but enough foreplay. I'm a busy man. places to be, people to subjugate, you know how it is. Tatty Bye now!
[Reaver wanders off, idly swinging his cane and whistling a sea shanty. A robin merrily chirps it's way across the sky. the whistling stops.the bird explodes into a bloodied mess of feathers.]
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Kali
Why the hell do you want to play here?
I'm like 99% sure I could write anything I want here and it wouldn't matter. THE GOVERNMENT IS BEEEEEEEES!
What other roleplays have you been a part of?
THE GOVERNMENT IS STILL BEEES!
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Reaver from Fable
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Reaver is the Hero of Skill, making him the most accurate shot in the world. Of course he used his heroic power to murder his way to power as king of the pirates, so perhaps hero isn't quite the correct term for what Reaver is. He is however egotistical, selfish, borderline psychopathic and TOTALLY FABULOUS.
He has a bargain with demonic forces to grant him eternal youth (the details of which he'd rather keep under wraps). The only thing deadlier than his aim is his wit. oh and his charm. and his fashion sense. he's pretty deadly all round to be honest. and voiced by Stephen Fry no less, so feel free to read in his voice if you so desire. I know I will.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
Well, this is a turn up for the books isn't it? Hardly the first time I've woken up I don't know where. just there's usually more naked women. or men. or bodies. All three if I'm lucky.
[Reaver checks his holster and is relieved to find his trusty dragonstomper .48 is still at his side.]
Good. I really would hate to have to shoot someone in the head with a sub-standard weapon. what kind of message would that send about me? speaking of shooting people in the head...
If whomsoever is responsible for all this... this could kindly make yourself known, I promise you a nice quick death. well, I say quick. I'll only torture you a little first. Well, I say a little...
No? Not a peep? I take it from your silence that you like torture then? I know I certainly do. but enough foreplay. I'm a busy man. places to be, people to subjugate, you know how it is. Tatty Bye now!
[Reaver wanders off, idly swinging his cane and whistling a sea shanty. A robin merrily chirps it's way across the sky. the whistling stops.the bird explodes into a bloodied mess of feathers.]
you're a tad sharp, darling.
[Back to whistling]
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