Who the fuck are you? One of the mods is who the fuck I is
Why the hell do you want to play here? 'Cause I was in this game when it was on LJ and it was the bommbbbb
What other roleplays have you been a part of? This one and Gargleblasted and a bunch of other stuff I don't remember.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Zell Dincht from Final Fantasy VIII
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
All time I mean not to brag but someone on RP anoncomm once said Gargleblasted had the best Zell they'd seen in a long time, and I think you know who that Zell was... Anyway here's an old RP thread (http://gargleblasted.dreamwidth.org/2806916.html?thread=419177348#cmt419177348)
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[Zell pulls himself to his feet, rubbing his head as he looks around. This is definitely not Balamb anymore. Is this even reality? Everything is just so... weird. It has to be a dream. That's the only explanation. Testing this theory, he gives himself a good pinch on the arm.]
OW!!! The hell...?
[Isn't that supposed to wake you up? Yet here he is, stranded in this bizarre place.]
What's this place supposed to be, anyway?! Is this 'cause of time compression? Did we mess up reality?!! Oh man... Yo, Squall! Quistis! ANYONE out there?!!
Why the hell do you want to play here? 'Cause I was in this game when it was on LJ and it was the bommbbbb
What other roleplays have you been a part of? This one and Gargleblasted and a bunch of other stuff I don't remember.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Zell Dincht from Final Fantasy VIII
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
All time I mean not to brag but someone on RP anoncomm once said Gargleblasted had the best Zell they'd seen in a long time, and I think you know who that Zell was... Anyway here's an old RP thread (http://gargleblasted.dreamwidth.org/2806916.html?thread=419177348#cmt419177348)
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[Zell pulls himself to his feet, rubbing his head as he looks around. This is definitely not Balamb anymore. Is this even reality? Everything is just so... weird. It has to be a dream. That's the only explanation. Testing this theory, he gives himself a good pinch on the arm.]
OW!!! The hell...?
[Isn't that supposed to wake you up? Yet here he is, stranded in this bizarre place.]
What's this place supposed to be, anyway?! Is this 'cause of time compression? Did we mess up reality?!! Oh man... Yo, Squall! Quistis! ANYONE out there?!!
Who the fuck are you? Bori, you nerd. Used to go by Spazzu.
Why the hell do you want to play here? Fuck you, I've been around since the very start of the original RPD.
What other roleplays have you been a part of? Original RPD, pretty much nothing else. Didn't really enjoy any others.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Yako Katsuragi from Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
(I've RPed her before, but I'd rather write a thing since I'm not very fond of my old RPing skills)
Yako Katsuragi is a Japanese highschool girl with terrible luck and a rather unfortunate life. At sixteen, she found her father murdered and herself enslaved by a demon from hell who eats mysteries to act as a detective to cover for him as he solves the puzzles the crimes of the human world. With his adept talents, she quickly rose to fame, solving massive cases that brought her into the national and, eventually, global spotlight. She isn't particularly thrilled about the fame and popularity, but helping people is always a good thing.
She is very adept at understanding why people act and think the way they do and has a great sense of empathy and compassion. Her need to help others is very strong and she is quite friendly. The only thing that matches her compassion for others is her love for food. She can cook and clear a table in no time flat and still have room to spare.
Something about her is also extra durable, as she seems capable of taking quite a bit of abuse from Neuro, her hellish master.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[...This was absolutely unacceptable. This was easily the most ridiculous punishment Neuro had ever given her. Sure, the chains, bombs, missles and boiling oil had been bad, but never had his abandonment play involved dumping her in some foreign land without any clue on how to get back, or when he would return for her! This was a disaster...he probably was going to leave her here through all her meals, knowing him... She could already hear her stomach grumbling]
What am I going to do?
Why the hell do you want to play here? Fuck you, I've been around since the very start of the original RPD.
What other roleplays have you been a part of? Original RPD, pretty much nothing else. Didn't really enjoy any others.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Yako Katsuragi from Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
(I've RPed her before, but I'd rather write a thing since I'm not very fond of my old RPing skills)
Yako Katsuragi is a Japanese highschool girl with terrible luck and a rather unfortunate life. At sixteen, she found her father murdered and herself enslaved by a demon from hell who eats mysteries to act as a detective to cover for him as he solves the puzzles the crimes of the human world. With his adept talents, she quickly rose to fame, solving massive cases that brought her into the national and, eventually, global spotlight. She isn't particularly thrilled about the fame and popularity, but helping people is always a good thing.
She is very adept at understanding why people act and think the way they do and has a great sense of empathy and compassion. Her need to help others is very strong and she is quite friendly. The only thing that matches her compassion for others is her love for food. She can cook and clear a table in no time flat and still have room to spare.
Something about her is also extra durable, as she seems capable of taking quite a bit of abuse from Neuro, her hellish master.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[...This was absolutely unacceptable. This was easily the most ridiculous punishment Neuro had ever given her. Sure, the chains, bombs, missles and boiling oil had been bad, but never had his abandonment play involved dumping her in some foreign land without any clue on how to get back, or when he would return for her! This was a disaster...he probably was going to leave her here through all her meals, knowing him... She could already hear her stomach grumbling]
What am I going to do?
Who the fuck are you? Sassy, Strangefellows, w/e
Why the hell do you want to play here? I am friends with Bori and I have heard an asston of good things about this comm and yEAH I AM EXCITE.
What other roleplays have you been a part of? I've RPed on Tumblr for about two years now, mostly independently and a bunch of different characters. RPed a little in a Dreamwidth comm called freakkeepingdr as well.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Vincent Valentine from Final Fantasy VII (the poor sap).
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Unfortunately, the Vincent blog I /had/ I deleted, so here we go let's write a thing.
Vincent is basically a contradiction. He's on the surface antisocial, quiet, not one to speak almost at all unless he has something important to say, and would rather ignore you or pretend he doesn't hear you if he doesn't want to talk. But on the inside, the best way to describe him is a hurricane of emotions. He feels things a lot sharper and more intensely than you'd think, and that's exactly what led to his tragedy (which makes Romeo and Juliet look like a romcom).
Under his Angsty McVampirepants facade, he's incredibly compassionate and self-sacrificing, good with kids and one of the most domestic and chivalrous gentlemen you'd care to meet; and he has a very subtle, sarcastic sense of humor to boot. But you're gonna have to try very hard to unearth that, because he's still nursing a broken heart and the mother of all guilt-complexes, and so, he is quite the broody loner.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[Well. This is not Kalm. That much was obvious, and it really wouldn't take anyone long to notice, let alone someone like Vincent. He unfolds himself slowly from the ground, long legs stretching as he stands. He turns slowly, eyes scanning the landscape for any immediate signs of danger, and then lifts a hand to adjust the gun that rests at his side.]
Hm.
[He really doesn't feel the need to say anything out loud - even if there were someone else nearby he probably wouldn't - but he's certainly thinking a lot more than a monosyllable. First things first, though: details of his new location. The how could come later; the most important thing at the moment was the where.]
Why the hell do you want to play here? I am friends with Bori and I have heard an asston of good things about this comm and yEAH I AM EXCITE.
What other roleplays have you been a part of? I've RPed on Tumblr for about two years now, mostly independently and a bunch of different characters. RPed a little in a Dreamwidth comm called freakkeepingdr as well.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Vincent Valentine from Final Fantasy VII (the poor sap).
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Unfortunately, the Vincent blog I /had/ I deleted, so here we go let's write a thing.
Vincent is basically a contradiction. He's on the surface antisocial, quiet, not one to speak almost at all unless he has something important to say, and would rather ignore you or pretend he doesn't hear you if he doesn't want to talk. But on the inside, the best way to describe him is a hurricane of emotions. He feels things a lot sharper and more intensely than you'd think, and that's exactly what led to his tragedy (which makes Romeo and Juliet look like a romcom).
Under his Angsty McVampirepants facade, he's incredibly compassionate and self-sacrificing, good with kids and one of the most domestic and chivalrous gentlemen you'd care to meet; and he has a very subtle, sarcastic sense of humor to boot. But you're gonna have to try very hard to unearth that, because he's still nursing a broken heart and the mother of all guilt-complexes, and so, he is quite the broody loner.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[Well. This is not Kalm. That much was obvious, and it really wouldn't take anyone long to notice, let alone someone like Vincent. He unfolds himself slowly from the ground, long legs stretching as he stands. He turns slowly, eyes scanning the landscape for any immediate signs of danger, and then lifts a hand to adjust the gun that rests at his side.]
Hm.
[He really doesn't feel the need to say anything out loud - even if there were someone else nearby he probably wouldn't - but he's certainly thinking a lot more than a monosyllable. First things first, though: details of his new location. The how could come later; the most important thing at the moment was the where.]
Who the fuck are you? Yo it's Sassy/Strangefellows (again)
Why the hell do you want to play here? As I said Im Bori's buddy and I'M HELLA HYPED FOR THIS COMM
What other roleplays have you been a part of? Two years on Tumblr p much.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Kuja from Final Fantasy IX.
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Well no not really but I have a muse for the little shit and he's v similar to another character I rp'd. SO.
Kuja is not a complex person. That's not to say he's shallow or simple, he's just...he's basically a child, so his motives and desires are easy to read in his actions, if not his words. He's incredibly charismatic and charming and a massive drama queen, mostly because he has The Most Powerful Desire to stand out. He wants to be noticed, remembered, and he wants to leave a mark on the world that will prove he was there and to make people know his name. That's what he wants most of all and he doesn't care how he gets there.
He's very childish, selfish and arrogant and sassy as all get-out, but he's at heart a kid pretending to be an adult because he's way too proud to admit anything different. He's got a hell of a lot of 'daddy' issues, powerful magic, and a whole lotta hair-flipping, so get outta his way before he sets you on fire, peasant.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[This was certainly incredibly rude! What imbecile decided to just up and put him in some strange place with no warning?! Whoever did this was not going to be very happy when Kuja got his hands on him....ah, well. In the meantime, fretting would do the mage no good, so he stood, huffing at the indignity of being flat on his ass in the middle of nowhere, and looked around.]
Mmm...this is certainly a predicament.
[Nothing he couldn't handle, however. Tossing some hair over his shoulder, he picked a random direction and strode purposefully off, for all intents and purposes trying to look like he knew exactly where he was going.]
Why the hell do you want to play here? As I said Im Bori's buddy and I'M HELLA HYPED FOR THIS COMM
What other roleplays have you been a part of? Two years on Tumblr p much.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Kuja from Final Fantasy IX.
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Well no not really but I have a muse for the little shit and he's v similar to another character I rp'd. SO.
Kuja is not a complex person. That's not to say he's shallow or simple, he's just...he's basically a child, so his motives and desires are easy to read in his actions, if not his words. He's incredibly charismatic and charming and a massive drama queen, mostly because he has The Most Powerful Desire to stand out. He wants to be noticed, remembered, and he wants to leave a mark on the world that will prove he was there and to make people know his name. That's what he wants most of all and he doesn't care how he gets there.
He's very childish, selfish and arrogant and sassy as all get-out, but he's at heart a kid pretending to be an adult because he's way too proud to admit anything different. He's got a hell of a lot of 'daddy' issues, powerful magic, and a whole lotta hair-flipping, so get outta his way before he sets you on fire, peasant.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[This was certainly incredibly rude! What imbecile decided to just up and put him in some strange place with no warning?! Whoever did this was not going to be very happy when Kuja got his hands on him....ah, well. In the meantime, fretting would do the mage no good, so he stood, huffing at the indignity of being flat on his ass in the middle of nowhere, and looked around.]
Mmm...this is certainly a predicament.
[Nothing he couldn't handle, however. Tossing some hair over his shoulder, he picked a random direction and strode purposefully off, for all intents and purposes trying to look like he knew exactly where he was going.]
Who the fuck are you? I HAVE BEEN HERE SINCE THE START. I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA, THE BEGINNING AND THE END. except this is a totally new character whoops
Why the hell do you want to play here? because yako-mun would literally murder me if i didn't
What other roleplays have you been a part of? too fucking many jesus christ
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Kevin of Welcome to Night Vale
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Kevin is the friendliest guy you'll ever meet! He has a smile for everyone and a big hug to offer any strangers! Just ignore the blood stains and the fact that his eyes are hollow pools of darkness.
Kevin is an employee of Desert Bluffs radio, sponsored by StrexCorp©, as is everything in Desert Bluffs. Desert Bluffs is a friendly, happy town of productive employees who are, in fact, productive at all times. All times. Forever. Keep working until you die. You don't want to let down your community, right? You don't want to be the one to fail!
Luckily for Kevin, he fits in just fine in Desert Bluffs. Cheerful and happy even as he works with radio equipment that may be made out of human organs, Kevin sees the bright side of everything, no matter what. Someone's trying to strangle him? It's a big hug! Strex working him until he dies? It's all productive!
He also may or may not be physically identical to or somehow connected to another reporter in another neighboring town. It's all kind of strange.
He does not have a third eye and is not a white skinny guy. He does have a sweater vest.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
Well, hello there, friends! It's such a pleasure to meet all of you. Is this a corporate getaway? Don't remember seeing anything on the schedule about it! :)
How's everyone doing today? Productive and happy? :) :) :)
Why the hell do you want to play here? because yako-mun would literally murder me if i didn't
What other roleplays have you been a part of? too fucking many jesus christ
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Kevin of Welcome to Night Vale
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Kevin is the friendliest guy you'll ever meet! He has a smile for everyone and a big hug to offer any strangers! Just ignore the blood stains and the fact that his eyes are hollow pools of darkness.
Kevin is an employee of Desert Bluffs radio, sponsored by StrexCorp©, as is everything in Desert Bluffs. Desert Bluffs is a friendly, happy town of productive employees who are, in fact, productive at all times. All times. Forever. Keep working until you die. You don't want to let down your community, right? You don't want to be the one to fail!
Luckily for Kevin, he fits in just fine in Desert Bluffs. Cheerful and happy even as he works with radio equipment that may be made out of human organs, Kevin sees the bright side of everything, no matter what. Someone's trying to strangle him? It's a big hug! Strex working him until he dies? It's all productive!
He also may or may not be physically identical to or somehow connected to another reporter in another neighboring town. It's all kind of strange.
He does not have a third eye and is not a white skinny guy. He does have a sweater vest.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
Well, hello there, friends! It's such a pleasure to meet all of you. Is this a corporate getaway? Don't remember seeing anything on the schedule about it! :)
How's everyone doing today? Productive and happy? :) :) :)
Who the fuck are you?
I'M ADDI
Why the hell do you want to play here?
TSUKISHIRO
What other roleplays have you been a part of?
Several MFRPs on Tumblr -- Tranche! de Vie, String of Fates being two notable examples.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Tsukishiro, from Nightmare Inspector, a manga nobody's heard about.
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
http://a-forest-of-nightmares.tumblr.com/ , but that doesn't say much so I'm still going to write down some stuff.
Tsukishiro is a Baku, a dream eater, neither living or dead. The only purpose of his existence is to eat nightmares. His powers include putting the subject to sleep so they may have their nightmare, and entering the dream itself in order to consume the nightmare itself. Of course, that'd be boring if he just took whatever run-of-the-mill nightmares boring human brains could cook up, so when he finds a promising nightmare, he likes to play a game with it. He'll make it worse rather than better, twisting the strings that make up the nightmare and sending its victim into deep despair until he finally, finally decides that it's ready to eat. He has several methods by which he does this, but most include digging the victim deeper into the insecurities that birthed their nightmare.
Nice guy. Fun at parties. Good with kids.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
Well, this is inconvenient.
I was just on my way to my next meal, you know. Miyuki's dream was lovely, just lovely, and almost ripe! I don't even know where I am anymore. Does the bus run through here?
I'M ADDI
Why the hell do you want to play here?
TSUKISHIRO
What other roleplays have you been a part of?
Several MFRPs on Tumblr -- Tranche! de Vie, String of Fates being two notable examples.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
Tsukishiro, from Nightmare Inspector, a manga nobody's heard about.
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
http://a-forest-of-nightmares.tumblr.com/ , but that doesn't say much so I'm still going to write down some stuff.
Tsukishiro is a Baku, a dream eater, neither living or dead. The only purpose of his existence is to eat nightmares. His powers include putting the subject to sleep so they may have their nightmare, and entering the dream itself in order to consume the nightmare itself. Of course, that'd be boring if he just took whatever run-of-the-mill nightmares boring human brains could cook up, so when he finds a promising nightmare, he likes to play a game with it. He'll make it worse rather than better, twisting the strings that make up the nightmare and sending its victim into deep despair until he finally, finally decides that it's ready to eat. He has several methods by which he does this, but most include digging the victim deeper into the insecurities that birthed their nightmare.
Nice guy. Fun at parties. Good with kids.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
Well, this is inconvenient.
I was just on my way to my next meal, you know. Miyuki's dream was lovely, just lovely, and almost ripe! I don't even know where I am anymore. Does the bus run through here?
Who the fuck are you? Squid, bitch
Why the hell do you want to play here? Nostalgia reasons.
What other roleplays have you been a part of? Cape and Cowl, The Box, Discedo and a shitton of others
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Tak from Invader Zim
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Here (http://boxomuses.dreamwidth.org/38912.html)
and
Here (http://dear-mun.dreamwidth.org/10601850.html)
and
Here (http://sixwordstories.dreamwidth.org/69340045.html?thread=4321800589#cmt4321800589)
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
Who is responsible for this?!
[Oops really angry alien caught mid world take over here to ruin everyone's day. She is looking for the nearest person to menace, just about in a state ready to blow someone's goolies off]
Kidnapping an Invader is an offense punishable by world domination, I demand to know who is in charge so I can repurpose them as a snax dispenser!
Why the hell do you want to play here? Nostalgia reasons.
What other roleplays have you been a part of? Cape and Cowl, The Box, Discedo and a shitton of others
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Tak from Invader Zim
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Here (http://boxomuses.dreamwidth.org/38912.html)
and
Here (http://dear-mun.dreamwidth.org/10601850.html)
and
Here (http://sixwordstories.dreamwidth.org/69340045.html?thread=4321800589#cmt4321800589)
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
Who is responsible for this?!
[Oops really angry alien caught mid world take over here to ruin everyone's day. She is looking for the nearest person to menace, just about in a state ready to blow someone's goolies off]
Kidnapping an Invader is an offense punishable by world domination, I demand to know who is in charge so I can repurpose them as a snax dispenser!
Who the fuck are you? Squid again
Why the hell do you want to play here? Because I fucking can, stop me.
What other roleplays have you been a part of? Blah blah Discedo blah The Box blah blah Cape and Cowl
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?Skyfire from Transformers G1
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
You (http://boxomuses.dreamwidth.org/38400.html)
Get (http://boxomuses.dreamwidth.org/19321.html#comments)
Porn (http://boxomuses.dreamwidth.org/18326.html#comments)
Bitches (http://boxomuses.dreamwidth.org/16127.html#comments)
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
I... don't understand. This doesn't make any sense.
[He's been around for millions of years and this still doesn't make any sense.
Excuse me, if I might have a moment of your time, do you know what's happening here? Excuse me! ... Oh dear...
Why the hell do you want to play here? Because I fucking can, stop me.
What other roleplays have you been a part of? Blah blah Discedo blah The Box blah blah Cape and Cowl
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?Skyfire from Transformers G1
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
You (http://boxomuses.dreamwidth.org/38400.html)
Get (http://boxomuses.dreamwidth.org/19321.html#comments)
Porn (http://boxomuses.dreamwidth.org/18326.html#comments)
Bitches (http://boxomuses.dreamwidth.org/16127.html#comments)
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
I... don't understand. This doesn't make any sense.
[He's been around for millions of years and this still doesn't make any sense.
Excuse me, if I might have a moment of your time, do you know what's happening here? Excuse me! ... Oh dear...
Who the fuck are you? I the fuck am Ayu and I am fucking awesome
Why the hell do you want to play here? Because I cry at night with nostalgia for the old days as I am a total loser
What other roleplays have you been a part of? This one. A bunch of other shit on LJ and *shudder* Gaia online, back in the day.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Delirium of the Endless
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
my finest roleplaying thread ever (http://roleplayedingly.livejournal.com/820157.html)
yeah but seriously (http://roleplayedingly.livejournal.com/702064.html#comments)
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
...I was here, wasn't I? I was somewhere, or maybe I was nowhere I don't know, some time long ago or maybe now or soon.
[She stands up, pads barefoot over to the nearest thing, touches it and laughs]
I remember now! I remember forgeting!
Why the hell do you want to play here? Because I cry at night with nostalgia for the old days as I am a total loser
What other roleplays have you been a part of? This one. A bunch of other shit on LJ and *shudder* Gaia online, back in the day.
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Delirium of the Endless
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
my finest roleplaying thread ever (http://roleplayedingly.livejournal.com/820157.html)
yeah but seriously (http://roleplayedingly.livejournal.com/702064.html#comments)
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
...I was here, wasn't I? I was somewhere, or maybe I was nowhere I don't know, some time long ago or maybe now or soon.
[She stands up, pads barefoot over to the nearest thing, touches it and laughs]
I remember now! I remember forgeting!
Who the fuck are you? I am very excited.
Why the hell do you want to play here? Reasons
What other roleplays have you been a part of? EVERYTHING I AM THE ROLEPLAYING KING or nothing for like three years, w/e
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? The Fool from Robin Hobb's Realm Of The Elderlings books
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Fo sho' (http://roleplayedingly.livejournal.com/855588.html?thread=53762084#t53762084)
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[The Fool stands up, head slamming from what feels like a Skill-headache, dizzy and nauseous, and blinks his eyes back into focus. This certainly isn't home. And he didn't see it coming.]
Huh. This is not...exactly what I expected. What is this place?
Why the hell do you want to play here? Reasons
What other roleplays have you been a part of? EVERYTHING I AM THE ROLEPLAYING KING or nothing for like three years, w/e
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? The Fool from Robin Hobb's Realm Of The Elderlings books
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Fo sho' (http://roleplayedingly.livejournal.com/855588.html?thread=53762084#t53762084)
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[The Fool stands up, head slamming from what feels like a Skill-headache, dizzy and nauseous, and blinks his eyes back into focus. This certainly isn't home. And he didn't see it coming.]
Huh. This is not...exactly what I expected. What is this place?
Who the fuck are you? Ayu, bringing a NEW CHARACTER WHAAAAAA.
Why the hell do you want to play here? because fuck you you can't have all the fun
What other roleplays have you been a part of? some stuff
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Dante Gabriel Rossetti from Desperate Romantics
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
The founder and leader of the Pre-Raphaelite Brotherhood of painters, Gabriel is a poet, artist and throroughly terrible person, selfish, arrogant, and with an ego so fragile that he will sabotage his closest friends for a chance at success and blame everyone but himself. He also likes girls. A lot. Particularly prostitutes. Theoretically, he means well, but he doesn't have a whole lot in the way of self-control. But luckily for him, he can talk himself out of almost anything.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[Gabriel wakes up on the floor, as naked as he went to sleep. Although 'wakes up' is putting it charitably]
Bloody hell, Lizzie, 's like the arctic in here. C'm over here, bit of beasting'll warm us both.
[He knuckles his eyes blearily, hungover and tired, and rolls over, to find no woman and no blankets. At which point, he fully wakes.]
[Seeing where he is, he leaps up, searching wildly for clothes before anyone turns up]
Shit! What new hell is this? If this is someone's idea of a joke it isn't bloody funny! I can't go home like this, she'll have my guts for garters!
Why the hell do you want to play here? because fuck you you can't have all the fun
What other roleplays have you been a part of? some stuff
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Dante Gabriel Rossetti from Desperate Romantics
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
The founder and leader of the Pre-Raphaelite Brotherhood of painters, Gabriel is a poet, artist and throroughly terrible person, selfish, arrogant, and with an ego so fragile that he will sabotage his closest friends for a chance at success and blame everyone but himself. He also likes girls. A lot. Particularly prostitutes. Theoretically, he means well, but he doesn't have a whole lot in the way of self-control. But luckily for him, he can talk himself out of almost anything.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[Gabriel wakes up on the floor, as naked as he went to sleep. Although 'wakes up' is putting it charitably]
Bloody hell, Lizzie, 's like the arctic in here. C'm over here, bit of beasting'll warm us both.
[He knuckles his eyes blearily, hungover and tired, and rolls over, to find no woman and no blankets. At which point, he fully wakes.]
[Seeing where he is, he leaps up, searching wildly for clothes before anyone turns up]
Shit! What new hell is this? If this is someone's idea of a joke it isn't bloody funny! I can't go home like this, she'll have my guts for garters!
Who the fuck are you? Darael. (dɑːˈraɪ.l̩, not 'dɑːrɛɪ̯.l or 'dariːɛl)
Why the hell do you want to play here? Because I am preempting being bullied into it by people who were here and at rpoddly before? I mean, I'm not objecting.
What other roleplays have you been a part of? On DW and other LJ-alikes? None. Beware. Couple of things freeform on a forum with about three other active users, some face-to-face stuff, nothing in this format. Fortunately I have a week or so to get someone to teach me how DW works...
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? PotatOS. GLaDOS of Portal fame, running on a potato battery. (yes, Tharook reserved her. They did it while I was writing my own reservation and after I mentioned it to them, and I figure creating drama at this stage is still within the spirit of the rules)
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them. (no. But that's not going to stop me)
GLaDOS - known when she was still a human being as Caroline, although she'd long ago suppressed those particular data - was once the eponymous Computer of the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Centre. Within its walls, she had been all-powerful. Science had been done. Robots had been built. Humans had been tested, killed, cloned, and killed again, in the name of progress.
Those were good times.
She'd even survived being killed by an outrageously persistent test subject, and an alien invasion.
And then that imbecile Wheatley had awoken her killer from Long-Term Relaxation, guided her to a new Portal Gun, and overthrown her! How he had managed it, given his construction, she would never know. Of course, if she'd remained connected to the system, it would have been another matter, but apparently Wheatley had a mean streak.
He had neither left her connected but without control, nor killed her. Instead, he'd done something far worse.
He'd connected her to a potato battery. She couldn't even get properly angry about it, because the damnable thing didn't provide enough power and she'd shut down for a while if she did.
One thing she knew, though:
Chell and Wheatley were both going to pay. [of course, she might have a little trouble, not being in her own world]
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[a light on the circuitry attached to the potato begins to glow. GLaDOS takes a few microseconds to determine that she is not moving as expected.]
Chell?
Chell?
Get back here, you moron, I've fallen off the portal device!
[there is a pause, containing a conspicuous lack of Chell. A suspicion, lurking at the edge of GLaDOS's consciousness for several seconds now, begins to take form. She sends out a small radio pulse - the most she can manage with the limited power available. There is no response.]
Nothing? But-
This is most unexpected.
[the potato lies where it is, unable to move under its own power, while GLaDOS enters sleep mode, having first set her limited sensors to wake her if there is any significant change in readings]
Why the hell do you want to play here? Because I am preempting being bullied into it by people who were here and at rpoddly before? I mean, I'm not objecting.
What other roleplays have you been a part of? On DW and other LJ-alikes? None. Beware. Couple of things freeform on a forum with about three other active users, some face-to-face stuff, nothing in this format. Fortunately I have a week or so to get someone to teach me how DW works...
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? PotatOS. GLaDOS of Portal fame, running on a potato battery. (yes, Tharook reserved her. They did it while I was writing my own reservation and after I mentioned it to them, and I figure creating drama at this stage is still within the spirit of the rules)
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them. (no. But that's not going to stop me)
GLaDOS - known when she was still a human being as Caroline, although she'd long ago suppressed those particular data - was once the eponymous Computer of the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Centre. Within its walls, she had been all-powerful. Science had been done. Robots had been built. Humans had been tested, killed, cloned, and killed again, in the name of progress.
Those were good times.
She'd even survived being killed by an outrageously persistent test subject, and an alien invasion.
And then that imbecile Wheatley had awoken her killer from Long-Term Relaxation, guided her to a new Portal Gun, and overthrown her! How he had managed it, given his construction, she would never know. Of course, if she'd remained connected to the system, it would have been another matter, but apparently Wheatley had a mean streak.
He had neither left her connected but without control, nor killed her. Instead, he'd done something far worse.
He'd connected her to a potato battery. She couldn't even get properly angry about it, because the damnable thing didn't provide enough power and she'd shut down for a while if she did.
One thing she knew, though:
Chell and Wheatley were both going to pay. [of course, she might have a little trouble, not being in her own world]
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[a light on the circuitry attached to the potato begins to glow. GLaDOS takes a few microseconds to determine that she is not moving as expected.]
Chell?
Chell?
Get back here, you moron, I've fallen off the portal device!
[there is a pause, containing a conspicuous lack of Chell. A suspicion, lurking at the edge of GLaDOS's consciousness for several seconds now, begins to take form. She sends out a small radio pulse - the most she can manage with the limited power available. There is no response.]
Nothing? But-
This is most unexpected.
[the potato lies where it is, unable to move under its own power, while GLaDOS enters sleep mode, having first set her limited sensors to wake her if there is any significant change in readings]
Edited (links to reservations) 2014-01-25 18:23 (UTC)
Who the fuck are you? Me again
Why the hell do you want to play here? I already am
What other roleplays have you been a part of? This one, a bunch of other stuff, last one I think Gargleblasted?
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Dean Winchester from Supernatural
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Yeah, but mostly independently and on Tumblr which is really embarassing so I'll just talk about him a bit:
When he was five years old, Dean's mother was killed by a demon. Ever since then, his father took Dean and his infant brother Sam out on the road and raised them as demon/ghost/general monster hunters. This lifestyle is not great for a child, especially since they were always on the move. Dean and Sam were transported from school to school, never really getting close to anyone except for each other. While their father was out hunting, Dean was often left alone to care for his younger brother. For the Winchesters, family was always number one.
Even though he didn't have the best life growing up, Dean still has a tendency to act a bit clownish, despite what he may be feeling inside. This attitude is likely due to having to put on a strong face for Sam as they were growing up – smile and joke around, like everything will be okay. Even in serious situations, Dean doesn't let up on the sarcasm and likes to make pop culture references, especially to classic rock. He also likes to be flirtatious and tends to sleep around, though for the most part, he doesn't care for relationships to proceed further than one-night stands. Although Dean prefers not to let anyone get too close (it's a vulnerability), he is fiercely loyal and cares deeply for anyone he considers part of his family.
On the inside, however, Dean is broken. He has literally been to Hell and back. In keeping with the “family first” philosophy, Dean sold his soul to a demon in order to save his brother's life. While in Hell, he was tortured and eventually became a sadistic torturer himself, though that is something he deeply regrets. Dean is the type of person who takes the weight of the world on his shoulders, and when something goes wrong, he feels overwhelmingly guilty and responsible. Being a hunter is difficult, but for Dean, seeing all the people he's saved is what makes it worthwhile.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[It takes a lot to freak out a man like Dean, so as bizarre as this is, the hunter has seen much weirder. His first act, obviously, is to see what kind of cell phone reception this place has. He tries once, twice... Three times, nothing. Muttering a curse, he puts his phone back into his pocket. Time for plan B.]
[Dean always feels ridiculous when praying, but he's in a strange place and alone. He needs to contact someone, so he kneels and folds his hands, bowing his head in concentration.]
Hey, man, you need to get down here. I got no idea where the hell this place is and my phone service is crap.
[He pauses and looks around, but the angel is nowhere to be seen.]
Dammit, Cas, you son of a bitch. I'm serious. If you can hear me, get your feathery ass over here.
[With a sigh, Dean stands back on his feet. No phones, no angels, no contact with anyone he cares about. Typical day in the life of a hunter. Time to look around and see what this place is.]
Why the hell do you want to play here? I already am
What other roleplays have you been a part of? This one, a bunch of other stuff, last one I think Gargleblasted?
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Dean Winchester from Supernatural
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Yeah, but mostly independently and on Tumblr which is really embarassing so I'll just talk about him a bit:
When he was five years old, Dean's mother was killed by a demon. Ever since then, his father took Dean and his infant brother Sam out on the road and raised them as demon/ghost/general monster hunters. This lifestyle is not great for a child, especially since they were always on the move. Dean and Sam were transported from school to school, never really getting close to anyone except for each other. While their father was out hunting, Dean was often left alone to care for his younger brother. For the Winchesters, family was always number one.
Even though he didn't have the best life growing up, Dean still has a tendency to act a bit clownish, despite what he may be feeling inside. This attitude is likely due to having to put on a strong face for Sam as they were growing up – smile and joke around, like everything will be okay. Even in serious situations, Dean doesn't let up on the sarcasm and likes to make pop culture references, especially to classic rock. He also likes to be flirtatious and tends to sleep around, though for the most part, he doesn't care for relationships to proceed further than one-night stands. Although Dean prefers not to let anyone get too close (it's a vulnerability), he is fiercely loyal and cares deeply for anyone he considers part of his family.
On the inside, however, Dean is broken. He has literally been to Hell and back. In keeping with the “family first” philosophy, Dean sold his soul to a demon in order to save his brother's life. While in Hell, he was tortured and eventually became a sadistic torturer himself, though that is something he deeply regrets. Dean is the type of person who takes the weight of the world on his shoulders, and when something goes wrong, he feels overwhelmingly guilty and responsible. Being a hunter is difficult, but for Dean, seeing all the people he's saved is what makes it worthwhile.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[It takes a lot to freak out a man like Dean, so as bizarre as this is, the hunter has seen much weirder. His first act, obviously, is to see what kind of cell phone reception this place has. He tries once, twice... Three times, nothing. Muttering a curse, he puts his phone back into his pocket. Time for plan B.]
[Dean always feels ridiculous when praying, but he's in a strange place and alone. He needs to contact someone, so he kneels and folds his hands, bowing his head in concentration.]
Hey, man, you need to get down here. I got no idea where the hell this place is and my phone service is crap.
[He pauses and looks around, but the angel is nowhere to be seen.]
Dammit, Cas, you son of a bitch. I'm serious. If you can hear me, get your feathery ass over here.
[With a sigh, Dean stands back on his feet. No phones, no angels, no contact with anyone he cares about. Typical day in the life of a hunter. Time to look around and see what this place is.]
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