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[moddedingly]

Here, fill this shit out:

<b>Who the fuck are you?</b> <b>Why the hell do you want to play here?</b> <b>What other roleplays have you been a part of?</b> <b>What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?</b> <b>Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.</b> "Some stuff?" You're not even going to tell us what to write? <b>No. You figure it out.</b> But what do you want, like an RP sample, or a log, or a description of their personality, or what? <b>Whatever shows you can play the character.</b> C-cry! I don't know what to give you! <b>Then maybe you shouldn't be playing the fucking character.</b> ...you're a real asshole, you know that? <b>Yep.</b> <b>Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.</b>

We will be judging you.

DO NOT give us tl;dr and pretentious crap.

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[sedatedpieingly]

Who the fuck are you?
I'm Bozman, or Bozza

Why the hell do you want to play here?
Because Tegs and Kalibur convinced me to.

What other roleplays have you been a part of?
None, well, a few skype thingies with the boob, but nothing serious.

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage?
GAMZEE MAKARA, a troll, homestuck character from the same universe (sort of) as Kals Dave Strider.

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Nope, not RPed them before, except for maybe about 5 minutes with boob.

Gamzee is a troll from the Homestuck universe, he's usually high off of sopor slime, and this usually makes him a rather mellow character to chill with. However, when he becomes sober, he becomes quite aggressive. In the Homestuck story this ends up with more than one character dead, However, due to reasons, I will not (unless permission is given) go around killing everyone, cos that would be a dick move to make.

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.

I DoNt fEeL To gOoD BrOtHeR. MuSt hAvE OvErDoNe iT On tHe SlImE AgAiN.

I GuEsS I ShOuLd oPeN My eYeS A BiT

HoNk

HoLy sHiT BrOtHeR, tHiS Is sOmE WhAcK. Im fAiRlY SuRe i dIdNt gO SlEeP HeRe

BeTtEr bE SoMe pIe aVaIlAbLe, oR Im gOiNg tO MoThErFuCkInG SpLiT SoMe

[Gamzee gets himself up from the horn pile which seems to miraculously have come with him. This action causes a Rather Large Cacophony of HONKS]

[Gamzee finally extricates himself from the vicinity of the horn pile]

[Some time passes, and Gamzee still has not found any slime pies and is starting to get a headache]

im not feeling so good brother i dont know where i am
NO I MOTHER FUCKING DONT WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS PLACE
i should probably find some place to rest
SLEEP THIS MOTHERFUCKING HEADACHE OFF

HONK HONK

[disfiguredingly]

Kill everyone, you get killed back.

[stridedingly]

it will be my personal mission to keep you in supply of sopor pies, bro. and failing that, my personal mission to keep you out of supply of dismembered limbs, you maniac. cause when you're all honking and skulking you're creepy as fuck, you no talent clown.

<3 you.

[sedatedpieingly]

cHeErS BrUtHa iT MeAnS A LoT To hAvE A ChIlL FrIeNd aRoUnD WhO Is aLwAyS DoWn wItH ThE ClOwN

[(Anonymous)]

I guessed that. As I said though, I won't.

[sedatedpieingly]

This was me, apparently I wasn't logged in.

[moddedingly]

YEAH, YEAH

Directions:

- Join roleplayedingly and oocedingly.
- Post to the Taken Characters post.
- No one cares who you are, so there's no contact list. Figure it out yourself.

Move along.