laughedingly: (Old sod in a bar)
John Constantine ([personal profile] laughedingly) wrote in [personal profile] moddedingly 2014-11-18 07:35 pm (UTC)

Who the fuck are you? Jormy the Soul-Eater. aka you, ya butt.

Why the hell do you want to play here? Because shut your my your face

What other roleplays have you been a part of? ALL THE THINGS

What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? John Constantine, from Hellblazer. not the new52 one the old one. before it got shit in like 2007. that one.

Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Yes I have, but I'm too lazy to pull up logs, especially given that I already know.
John is a grumpy alcoholic arsehole of a magus. Trenchcoat. Fifty-a-day Silk Cut habit. Scouser living in London. Owes the Devil his soul and is not happy about this. Everyone he loves dies and it's usually his fault. Not Welsh. Not American. Not Keanu Reeves.

Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
...Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.

[He lights up a cigarette, running his hand over his face]

I swear, if this is another fucking spirit quest, I am hunting down whoever did this and kicking their bollocks out through the top of their head.

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