Why the hell do you want to play here? Who says I do?
What other roleplays have you been a part of? The ones in bed with your mother
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Rincewind from Discworld
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them. Rincewind is a coward. Unashamedly, unhesitatingly so. And yet, mysteriously, he has been instrumental in more changes in the fate of the world than any hero. He faced Bel-Shamharoth, Sender of Eight, and lived. He has gone over the edge of the world MORE THAN ONCE and survived. He has seen every continent on the Disc, usually as a blur as he ran past. He's come close to death so many times that the hourglass of his life looks like it was made by a glassblower with hiccups. He speaks multiple languages fluently or semi-fluently, and can scream for help in many more. Thanks to his experiences, he's not only paranoid but super genre savvy and streetwise. Basically, things happen to Rincewind a lot, despite his fervent wishes.
He likes potatoes. Potatoes are as much excitement as he wants.
Oh, and he is almost always followed by a voracious magic chest on legs. It's called the Luggage, and it has an uncanny knack of following him across continents, worlds, and realities.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post. [Rincewind jerks awake, and by the time he's opened his eyes he's upright and running. No point in waiting around to find out if there's anything threatening. There always is, sooner or later]
[After a while, he notices a conspicuous absence behind him. He looks over his shoulder to see a total lack of Luggage, and flops down on a nearby thing. He isn't sure whether its absence is comforting or worrying]
[At this point in his life, he doesn't even bother asking questions like 'where am I' or 'what the hell happened' or 'why do these things always happen to me'. It's not really worth it at this point.]
What happened to my Luggage? That had all my clean underpants in it!
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Why the hell do you want to play here? Who says I do?
What other roleplays have you been a part of? The ones in bed with your mother
What character do you want to throw into this nonsensical garbage? Rincewind from Discworld
Have you ever roleplayed them before? If so, post some links. If not, write some stuff about them.
Rincewind is a coward. Unashamedly, unhesitatingly so. And yet, mysteriously, he has been instrumental in more changes in the fate of the world than any hero. He faced Bel-Shamharoth, Sender of Eight, and lived. He has gone over the edge of the world MORE THAN ONCE and survived. He has seen every continent on the Disc, usually as a blur as he ran past. He's come close to death so many times that the hourglass of his life looks like it was made by a glassblower with hiccups. He speaks multiple languages fluently or semi-fluently, and can scream for help in many more. Thanks to his experiences, he's not only paranoid but super genre savvy and streetwise. Basically, things happen to Rincewind a lot, despite his fervent wishes.
He likes potatoes. Potatoes are as much excitement as he wants.
Oh, and he is almost always followed by a voracious magic chest on legs. It's called the Luggage, and it has an uncanny knack of following him across continents, worlds, and realities.
Last but not least, give us your character's standard "holy shit, I woke up in a mysterious world for no apparent reason! What the shit is going on!?" intro post.
[Rincewind jerks awake, and by the time he's opened his eyes he's upright and running. No point in waiting around to find out if there's anything threatening. There always is, sooner or later]
[After a while, he notices a conspicuous absence behind him. He looks over his shoulder to see a total lack of Luggage, and flops down on a nearby thing. He isn't sure whether its absence is comforting or worrying]
[At this point in his life, he doesn't even bother asking questions like 'where am I' or 'what the hell happened' or 'why do these things always happen to me'. It's not really worth it at this point.]
What happened to my Luggage? That had all my clean underpants in it!